YourPorn.sexy is quite the name for a page, huh? You really had to let the people know that you've got the hottest movies up on your website with that domain name, did you? That's fine. I like how bold the person who came up with the name of the page was. However, this raises a single question. Are the movies here that great? Well, there's only one way to find this out, so, we will make our way inside Your Porn and see what kind of content hides within!
The first impression
So, as soon as you open this page up, you will notice that the design of the page is pretty decent. I mean, it's not as simple as I'd like it to be, but it still does the job. A black background on top of which thumbnails and names of header tabs are found. Not many colors are present here. Basically black, white and orange are all you see on the page. This also applies to the movies on YourPorn for some reason. Well, there are no "orange" people in pornography, unless Donny Trump bought Brazzers and decided to show his cock overnight and I didn't notice it. However, ThePornDude could never miss up on something like that. I mean, that kind of thing would literally break the internet.
But yeah, what you see on the home page are basically "vanilla" white vs. white videos and videos where white drill black girls and videos where blacks drill white girls. I guess that's what the people of YourPorn are into. It's exactly what they are into, in fact. These videos are found in a section of the home page which is called the Porn Wall. The Porn Wall or the great wall of Your Porn as we will call it from now on (because our name is cooler, obviously) is stuffed with the 24 hottest videos from the entire website in the past few hours. Keep scrolling down, and you'll notice that this section takes up the entire home page, literally. However, there are some more sections underneath this one, but they take up a little bit of space, so they are barely noticeable.
First off, you have the Top PornStars Subs section, and this one shows you the most popular pornstars on the website. Unsurprisingly, Lana Rhoades is shown on top of the list, followed by Mia Malkova. You'll see lots of different well-known pornstars that come after these two, but we don't really need to mention them. Underneath this section, there are the Top SubCat Subs, and this is where you'll see what kind of websites the people of YourPorn.sexy love to watch.
Damn, you people really want to fuck your family members, don't you? Seriously, what you see on top of the list are websites that specialize in porn movies that are all about porn where step-moms and step-dads fuck their "offspring." Someone raise Freud from the dead and tell him that the coke he did was fucking worth it because he got everything right. So, on top of the list we find "Sis Loves me" and "Family Strokes," these are closely followed by "Ass Parade" and "Bang Bus," and then by "New Sensations," and so on.
So, no categories?
While categories technically aren't present on this website, they still exist, technically. However, actual categories aren't used here, rather, a system of "hashtags" is used. These hashtags are basically what tags are for literally any other porn website on the internet. So, you get to see that 25 thousand videos have the tag "Anal" on them and that the Big Tits tag sports a whopping 27 thousand videos.
You should know that 32 categories exist in here and that for some reason some of these categories aren't even real categories. I mean okay, not exactly, but you get footjob videos taking up two tabs for some reason, which is quite weird. Do people really like feet so much that they need two tabs for them? Well, two tabs for two feet, I guess Shouldn't the big tits category get two tabs then, according to that logic?
Okay, so what's so great about the player is the fact that it doesn't take much to load a video, and it plays these videos in high definition. However, the issue comes to light pretty quickly as soon as you try to play a video since you will most likely encounter an ad as soon as you try to play your video. This is rarely a single ad. Rather, it's multiple ads crowding the screen and bothering the living hell out of you which sucks, honestly. It puts a strain on your RAM memory, and it fucks your lovely brain up as well, and sometimes it's just not worth it. Some important info about the porno movie that you are trying to watch is listed right there underneath the name player, and that would be the age of the movie, the views it has, and of course, you get to see the rating.
Furthermore, you might want to download some of these movies, and obviously, since it is free, you will download some of them. I should have mentioned this option earlier in the text because it's so great. I mean, just listen. It's free, and it's full-length porn, it's HD, it comes from studios that will charge you a stupid amount of money for ten minutes of their overrated porno. This is such a great thing from so many angles. You simply have to admit it! I'd also like to mention that these ads can annoy the fuck out of me and that there are a few types of ads that exist in here. So many that I'd like to write an entire paragraph entirely dedicated to the ads.
You guessed it right, it's the ads
I wasn't playing! Since these tick me off quite well I will dedicate a few lines of text just to these little bastards because they deserve it, I swear to god. You'll see that they start popping up on the home page as soon as you make your way inside YourPorn. And these ads aren't just low-level ads. These motherfuckers move and have a little x in their top right corner and if you manage to click the wrong post not only does the ad open up like three more ads, but it stays in the same spot, and it doesn't go away. Even if you manage to hit the x button they will still open a few little ads, and only when you've bombarded the x button with clicks will they go away. I would just ignore these motherfuckers but you can't because they hover above the thumbnails. Did I mention that when you hover above the thumbnails with your cursor that a little preview starts playing? That's pretty nice I guess.
The other sections of YourPorn
Up until now, we've only been talking about the homepage and pretty much nothing else. However, this is where it all changes. We mention the other sections of YourPorn that aren't nearly as fun as the home page and sections that you most likely won't even use. So, first off, we have a header tab named "live," and if you click on this one, you get a live stream of pornography. Not camgirls or stuff like that, but usually casting videos and stuff like that.
The Porn Pics section speaks for itself. Some of us like videos, some of us like pictures of naked chicks (and dudes). So, you folks who prefer pictures to videos should head to this section. Now, a section of this website that captured my attention was the "torrents" section, and what's so special about this one are the links that are found here. Any video you can see in here? You can download it.
A true porno heaven
A website crowded with tons and tons of great free videos that come in anywhere between five and forty minutes. Pornos with stories, even! None of that boring, senseless pounding, a bunch of content for girls up in here as well. You want to see a girl cum after a dude licks her pussy for twenty mins or somethin' like that? They got you covered, girl!