OZEEX

What’s up, you beautiful ball buster? How are you feeling today? Dry? Well, you’d better get some lotion and lather that little pecker of yours right back up. PornDude’s got yet another lovely little find for you! There comes a time when you think you’ve seen it all, and there’s probably no one that’s seen more than me and you. But there’s always something, my friend — always something fresh for us to stick our hungry cocks into. Today, we’re perusing a neat little site called Ozeex.

Sites like Ozeex are the bread and butter of the porn world. The platform doesn’t do anything but provide a nice place for us to choose the most grossly particular videos from all over the internet. These kinds of sites help everyone. Up and coming porn sites can always get a fresh new pair of eyes, and guys like me and you can always find something new without having to look too far. There isn’t anything flashy. There’s no live streaming feature, no premium content, and no subscriptions to pornstars. It’s just a page full of porn, and it’s perfect.

Ozeex has collected millions of unique videos from places all over the internet. And let me tell you, they haven’t just taken a bunch of videos to slap on their site! They’ve managed to handpick some of the most-unique videos out there. Not only that, but they must have run the videos through some kind of hotness filter. There’s not one okay-looking girl on this site. (Well, I guess you could call the grannies “okay,” but some people are really into that!) Out of these millions of videos, most of the girls I’ve seen have been fucking gorgeous. How the fuck did they even manage that?

Sexy colors

The design is as every site of this kind should be: clean and simple. No one needs 5 banner ads literally screaming at them to buy dick enlargement pills. Sure, I would absolutely love some dick enlargement pills, but if I purchase any more of those things, I’m going to have to start selling them myself! (For the record, your boy, PornDude, is deliciously hung. I always feel like my guy could be bigger, though.) There isn’t even a discreet banner ad at the bottom of the screen. Yeah, that’s right! These designers really care about you!

What’s more, you’ll find absolutely zero pop-ups throughout the site. It’s so fucking satisfying to go through one of these things and not have to click off of 5 tabs with my other dick in my hand. I’ll always appreciate the care developers take to spare my energy so that I get to use it on whores I’ll never meet!

Besides the clean design, you’ll notice the pink and black color theme. I personally love it. It’s simple and sexy. It might actually be the sexiest color scheme for any porn site. Sure, PornHub has orange (or whatever that color is), black, and white, but that’s just to get your attention. This color scheme lets me know that such a website is a labor of love!

You’ll find an extensive list of pictures representing different categories on the front page. Below that, you can find six more pages of the same thing. I’ve seen this before, but most similar sites don’t include another six pages of front-page categories. Most of them just stick the main ones on and then add a long list below. This was kind of an overachievement! Color me impressed!

When you hover over the pictures, you’ll see a slideshow of some of the videos for that category. It’s the little things that count. That’s why I stayed to deposit my loads on this site. That kind of shit brings a tear to my eye. I was also really surprised by the categories! I was expecting a bunch of vanilla shit. You know, big tits, big cock, ebony, Asian, blowjob, etc. Well, while all of those are on there, there are a few categories that took me by surprise.

For example, I saw a breastfeeding category, and I just had to check it out. There was a girl there who squirted milk out of her fucking tits! I’m not talking about leaking it; I’m not even referring to squeezing her tits until milk squirts out. This girl fully shot milk out of her tits like a fucking water pistol! Straight into a guy’s mouth! I haven’t seen anything like that in forever! That reminded me of this Japanese pornstar I used to follow. I forgot her name, but this bitch used to squirt milk from her tits whenever she orgasmed. She didn’t even have to touch them! Some guy would just put a vibrator on her pussy, and her tits would erupt! That bitch was next level!

When you click on one of the categories, there’s a pretty nifty filter system that lets you filter videos properly! Unfortunately, too many of these porn aggregator sites do the bare minimum when it comes to filters. It’s great when a website like this gives enough of a shit to allow you to be as spoilt and as picky as you want. I will always appreciate that. You can sort the videos on the page by popularity, date, duration, and rating. You can also filter the videos by all of those things. For example, you can filter for videos from 10 days ago, 60 minutes long, with a like ratio of at least 90%, and exclusively from Amateur8.

Thousands of unique videos

One of my favorite things about this site is its collection of amateur videos. It’s got to be up there with some of the best amateur sites I’ve seen. Ozeex has managed to find some of the most creative sluts and perverts globally. I did not expect to see some of the things I’d seen.

My favorite category was the Surprise category. That’s when something happens that at least one person wasn’t expecting. Some of these videos were amateur videos, but some of them were between total fucking strangers! How hot is that?

I saw one guy filming himself taking his dick out in an elevator. I don’t know whether this guy had some magical slut radar, but he somehow knew that the lady in the elevator with him wouldn’t freak out. She was just some lady with a facemask on, minding her own business. Of course, she freaked out a little when she turned around, but then she kept staring at this guy’s cock. He kept dangling it in front of her, and this bitch really turned around and started jerking him off! What the fuck? I could tell it wasn’t fake because half the video was her hesitating to do it. You could see thoughts bubbling in her mind “Is this really happening? Am I really about to do this?” It was fucking outrageous. That guy has my eternal respect.

If you’re into celebrity lookalikes, there’s a sweet video of a girl who looks like Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones giving someone a blowjob. Imagine being so famous that bitches upload themselves sucking cock dressed up as you! I can’t even imagine that level of fame. Would that freak you out or turn you on?

What was good

Like any good porn site, Ozeex provides previews to the thumbnails of their videos. Sure, they’re videos from other websites. So, the previews are in the form of slideshows. I’m just happy they took the effort to give us a preview before we click on another ad-riddled page. Some sites just take a half-assed snapshot and put it over a poorly described link.

There are also full descriptions over a lot of the thumbnails. So I can get myself all hard and ready before I start to watch. This is the work of someone who cares.

What could be better

The tagging system is pretty janky. I love to mix and match my categories, but I don’t want to have to be on a result page to do that. There’s a plus sign under the video’s tags that you can use to add to the categories you’d like to search. The problem is, that’s the only way to mix categories. That’s really fucking weird. There aren’t even enough videos to cover the tags I want to add. Some of the tags are just random words like “Porn” and “Horny.” I’m sure the developers took their time with the site. But, they just rushed this part of the job.

Tips from ThePornDude

At the top right of the page, there’s the option to search videos by “Newest” and “Popular.” The problem with that is that you also have those options on the results pages. So, it’s completely redundant. You might want to take a page out of XVIDEOS’ book and add a sexuality filter: Gay, straight, and trans. But, you don’t want to ruin your clean design with useless buttons.

Implement a better category system. When I want to mix and match categories, I want to do it simply and from one page. I’m not going to go into the description section of different videos and pick them out from there. That doesn’t even make sense!

Conclusion

Ozeex has a great mixture of amateur videos, professional videos, and homemade videos. There’s a blinding number of categories, and most of these videos are really fucking unique. I wasn’t expecting much with this run-of-the-mill porn collection, but I was pleasantly surprised. So head on over and give it a try, my wonderful cum warrior!