PornZog

Porn Zog gets a hell of a lot of traffic for a website whose title reads like gibberish. I think the first four letters do the trick; you could probably slap 'porn' onto any random bunch of letters, add a dot com, and watch the perverts roll in. I'm not sure the name explains all of the traffic, though. With around 60 million visitors a month, there's probably more to their popularity than just a name that hints at fuck flicks.

For example, the fuck flicks themselves probably have a lot to do with it, and PornZog's got them in abundance. They're a massive, sprawling free video site serving up all kinds of streaming perversion. It's a tried-and-true formula we've all seen a million times before on other sites, but very few of the other free tubes get this kind of traffic. Perhaps one of the keys is that these guys aren't actually a tube, as we'll see. PornZog.com has been around since 2014, and that longevity gives them a leg up when it comes to brand recognition. But I still have to see for myself what all the fuss is all about. (Spoiler alert: it's the porn, of course!)

All the Kinky Shit You're Into

PornZog looks pretty fucking nondescript from the outside for such a popular website. It's not an ugly site, but the layout is nothing special either. It's a pretty generic tube-style setup, but, at least, it's nice and clean, with no spam slipping through my adblocker and cluttering up the experience. Beneath a simple header stretches the expected wall of video thumbnails, also known as "the good stuff."

The first thing I notice is that there's a wide range of pornographic content. There doesn't seem to be an overarching theme here, so there's a little bit of everything. As I type this up, the Popular Videos at the top of the front page include taboouous threesomes, POV blowjobs, salad tossing, cosplay nurses servicing their patients, interracial orgies, and butt stuff.

I even see some scat out front, with a chick getting some doggy-style love while completely covered in poop. Most tubes don't do the doo-doo, and those that do often tuck it away somewhere. I don't know if it's a bold move or just an algorithmic accident that put it out on the front page, but it lets you know what kind of porn PornZog is fucking with. It looks like the usual rules of decency don't apply, which is good news or bad news, depending on what kind of deviate you are. Who's up for a big ol' sloppy mudpie?

They've got a great Categories index linked in the header. Well over a hundred subgenres of smut are listed, with convenient thumbnails so even the illiterates can find their preferred fap fodder. All the usual niches, scenarios, and sex acts are represented, from Creampies to Voyeurs to Doggy-style and Double Penetration. Getting kinkier, you'll find big Tickling, BDSM, Femdom, and Granny porn sections.

If your fetish isn't listed with a thumbnail image, just keep scrolling because there's a longer text-based list of Categories further down. It gets into some real deep niches, like Caning, Japanese Gakuseifuku, Giantess, and Piss Drinking. It's one of the most diverse Category menus I've seen lately outside of JAV sites. There's a decent chance you'll find some weird shit you never even thought about whacking off to before, but it just might become your new addiction. Who's up for a Rectal Exam or some erotic Fighting?

Hold Up, I Know This Chick!

PornZog.com clearly makes a strong impression right away. It isn't just the blowbangs, the face-sitting, the Indian Bhabhi anal sex, or the pregnant Latina threesomes that do it, either. It'd be one thing if the site were full of ugly chicks and randos getting nasty, but this is even better because they've got a ton of famous pornstars, rising starlets, and sexy amateurs.

One of the first thumbnails that caught my attention was Gia Derza, all oiled up and shooting, yet more oil out of her ass. I got to know Gia quite intimately over at PornDudeCasting, but even if you've never fucked her, she's one of the most popular pornstars, so you've probably beaten off to her. Other famous sluts on the front page include Mia Khalifa, Valentina Nappi, Abella Danger, and Riley Reid.

They list the number of movies on the site beside each pornstar, and it's a little fucking ridiculous. There are nearly 800 movies starring Sunny Leone, a thousand with Angela White, and almost 2400 with Riley Reid. Abella has crossed the 4K mark, and even Mia Khalifa is listed as having over 600 movies. If you know your porno, you know why these numbers don't quite add up. Mia, for example, only shot a handful of films during her brief time in the industry. So there are obviously some duplicates in the pile.

This is an excellent place to point out how PornZog.com works. They're actually not a tube that hosts videos but a porn aggregator that points out where the videos are. That means you get fuck flicks from a wide variety of sources. The repetition is a minor downside, and in exchange, you get to save time by searching multiple free tubes at once.

The duplicates water down the collection a bit, but the total number of videos on PornZog.com is still a thing to behold. As of this writing, they currently list over 8 million dirty movies. Even when you factor in the redundant videos, that's still a hell of a collection. I wonder how it breaks down if you count the duplicates as one movie each. I bet the total stash is still in the millions.

Almost Too Much Porn to Beat Off To

Eight million is a lot of porno movies, but is eight million enough porno movies? Honestly, I'm not sure a pervert could ever get enough. I spend every day fapping my way through the latest and greatest the internet offers, and I'm still constantly on the lookout for more. The folks who run PornZog.com seem to feel the same way because, despite that massive catalog, they're still growing the collection at a rapid pace.

Dozens of new movies are added to PornZog every day. I'm writing this on a Tuesday afternoon, and so far today, they've added more than 60 new movies. The latest include a big crop of Japanese Adult Videos, including peeing 18+ schoolgirls, creampied French maids, and a crazy BDSM furry spectacle with gimp suits, dog collars, and a fox mask. There's also an interracial threesome with Lexington Steele, a rough teen fuck, and a mean, MILFy dominatrix milking a butt-plugged submissive's balls.

A lot of the recently uploaded JAV is uncensored, which you weeaboos know can be a rare treat. I clicked a thumbnail of a Japanese chick sucking two unobscured dicks on the side of a pool. PornZog sent me over to InPorn, where I watched the whole eight-minute scene.

PornZog doesn't actually host anything itself, making it hard to judge them based on how the videos play, but this one did play smoothly, and I did cum into an old gym sock. If I hadn't been fap testing PornZog today, I probably would not have stumbled onto this particular video. That, my friends, is what the site is all about.

Ever since Pornhub underwent its massive purge of smut, perverts have been looking all over for a suitable replacement. They were the undisputed kings of the tube scene, and frankly, none of their competition has been able to live up to Pornhub's former glory. PornZog is perhaps a better contender because they're not actually a tube. By combining multiple tubes into one massive, throbbing mountain of pornography, they give masturbators quick access to the kind of sprawling library Pornhub used to be.

PornZog.com may never hold a candle to Pornhub in many respects, but one thing they do absolutely right is their content volume. This is one of the most extensive catalogs of porn I've seen lately, in a convenient package that makes it easy to hone right in on the stuff that gets you the hardest and the drippiest. So whether you're looking for some deep-niche femdom or just a regular ol' bukkake gangbang, you're damn near guaranteed to find a wealth of the stuff here, all for the low, low price of nothing.