WapBold

Wap Bold! No matter what gets you off. No matter what kinks or fetishes might fester in that fetid brain of yours. No matter what twisted fantasies haunt your dreams, you can find something you will love on Wapbold. Wapbold is overflowing with the very latest porn coming out of the industry. You will find page after page after page of the best videos being released right now. I’m referring to the best content from the leading pornstars being fed into your eye holes by a highly well-designed website. Clearly, the admin over at Wapbold knows their porn and loves what they do.

Everyone hates to find an excellent porn video only to be foiled by a garbage website. The video player on Wapbold is smooth and doesn’t skip or freeze on you. What’s worse than being on your vinegar strokes just as the porn freezes? Nothing is. Not even asshole AIDS, asshole cancer, and asshole impalement all combined. But that’s not a concern here. You’re going to be watching pussy sliding up and down on hard cock in crystal clear ultra-high definition. There are pixels on top of pixels.

These bitches buck wild on cock. They’re equal opportunity employers, so their pussies, asses, and mouths are all getting used and fake abused. They love when traffic increases on the site because it means more men are cumming while watching their perfect bodies. It makes them just as horny as it makes you.

Despite being completely free, Wapbold is constantly updating its website. So if you think it’s excellent now, remember they are continually improving. It’s only going to get better from here - all you have to do is try not to get too hooked on these bitches. You don’t need to lose your job because you gave up on everything in life except constant masturbation.

The website keeps things very simple. Wapbold understands that bringing porn to the masses doesn’t have to be a complicated affair. No one is here to judge the aesthetic. (Except me, but I’m a professional. Stand back and let the master do his work while you masturbate)

As usual, the small main menu runs along the top and contains the options Home, Popular, Top-rated, latest, and a search bar. The bulk of the front page is a shit ton of thumbnails organized by what is currently being watched by other visitors. At the very bottom of the page is a list of recent searches. There is always some great shit. You guys never cease to amaze me with your porn queries.

“Ladyboy fuck client English subtitle” “Forest fuck my wife gang bang sex” “Black mom son” “Twice cum inside stepdad” “Sexmex” (Like tex-mex??) “Oops 69 jp” “Indian public toilets” and of course “Jeans piss” All pure unadulterated gold. If you’re going to cum deep inside your stepdad, you might as well do it twice. And everyone has had a 69 sneak up on them before. All it takes is a slip in a puddle or trip over a curb.

Let’s check out some of the exciting content Wapbold drudged up from the depths of the internet. You know I had no choice but to click “Faile Insertion Compilation.” It was a visceral, instinctual reaction. The thumbnail is of a bitch struggling to fit an unopened bottle of champagne up her cooter. The video comes complete with graphics that remind me of old Batman comics. “Bam” “Bow.” Except these say shit like “Oops, doesn’t fit.” All footage is of the same woman, and horrifyingly enough, the same shoot.

There is a focus on food items in this compilation. She tries to sit on such classics as a large German sausage and a large cucumber. Beverages get their time in (or out of) the sun. Besides the champagne bottle, she also tries to cram in a beer bottle, Pepsi can, an energy drink can, and a deuce of cheap beer.

Other highlights are what I think is an empty jar of pickles. You definitely don’t want pickle juice leaking into an orifice of any sort. It could also be mustard, but you don’t want it invading your pussy either way. It appears some form of ceramic pot attempted break-in. It’s definitely an earthen vessel of some kind. Needless to say, this bitch’s pussy is thoroughly blown the fuck out after all this experimentation. It would be like tossing a Pepsi can into a shipping container. It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. It would be like inserting your penis inside a mouse’s asshole.

We all have been looking for things to keep us occupied during quarantine. Fortunately, Wapbold has just the video to help people everywhere fill the void. “What to do During Quarantine?!” is chock-full of fun and unique ideas for you and the family to have fun while at home. Okay, maybe not the family but certainly you. I can’t go over every suggestion, but I can briefly run through favorites of mine.

I had not thought of taping my fleshlight to my electric drill before, and I’m upset I hadn’t. By the looks of it, this guy is having the fucking time of his life. I thought he was going to have a heart attack for a second. The drill is spinning so fast his cock almost unscrews. It certainly beats the guy before him who fucked a balloon. But, on the other hand, I’m not sure if it’s better than the guy fucking a banana peel he taped around his cock.

To the gentleman ramming toilet brushes up his ass, what happened to you? And I do mean brushes. I could understand one, but two is one too far. When stuffed in the ass, toilet brushes are the cheese graters of cleaning implements. His asshole must look like a rusty drainpipe after that beating.

You know I always love a funny porn compilation, and Wapbold delivers. I was crying watching “X Funny Porn Compilation.” The fat dude getting kicked in the nut five times is comedy gold. Nut shots never get old.

My favorite type of blooper is the oops cum. You can see it on a bitches face when she is blowing a dude, and he busts before he is supposed to. The look of surprise is a work of art equal to a Rembrandt or Piccaso. I feel bad for the male actor, though. That’s a colossal fuck up that could stall shooting. You better hope the director likes you. Either that or start blowing lines of viagra.

“Efukt Com 11 of Craziest Orgasms Ever” is quite the ride. The dude on the thumbnail has a ball like a warthog or fighting bull. It looks like an overinflated basketball. It seems like a baseball-shaped parade float. This dude busts nuts that could blow the back of someone’s head off. It would be better for you to stick a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger than dare suck this guy’s cock. Shit is like a navel cannon turning pussies into smoking craters and then those smoking craters into radioactive exclusion zones.

Don’t get me wrong. Wapbold has plenty of regular content, but when a site has shit like this in it, you know the creators and administration give a shit about the place. Only the most passionate about the industry enjoy shit like this.

Because of this, all the usual shit like teens with fat natural titties and MILFs sixty-nining the pizza delivery guy is grade A. They have content from all the major studios you love, like Fit18, Blacked, and Brazzers, and get their hands on it sooner too. This pussy is hot off the press and ready to have you firing loads out of the window and onto your neighbor’s bird feeder.

You’re going to love Wapbold. The dark design is easy on the eyes during late-night porn marathons. The menu is simple, and new content is constantly being added. You’ll never be able to keep up no matter how hard you try. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cum. It’s just like real life.

I love Wapbolds simple menu, but a category list would be appreciated. Sometimes it’s nice to scroll through all the blow jobs or big tits on a website. Much like I get for food, sometimes I have a deep porn craving that must be sated.

Haul those full balls over to Wapbold and get set to hose down your new smart TV like a sprinter van after Burning Man.