PornDitt

What is something that every man on planet Earth loves? I have an answer: porn tube sites. Porn tube sites have changed the world and my life for the better. I have no clue where my life would be were it not for the invention of the porn tube site.

A Life Without Porn Tubes

I imagine I would either be lying lifeless on the side of the road, living on Skid Row as a criminal and drug addict, or working some shitty job I downright hate. If you are busy working a job, you despise, picture doing that job without a porn tube site to come home to. I shiver at the thought. Porn is the only reason I get up in the morning.

Some folks begin their day with a cup of tea. On the otherhand, I start my day with a mix of amputee and midget porn. If you think a potent cup of tea will get your motor running in the morning, try watching an Albanian basketball player fist a midget with multiple sclerosis. It’s sort of like physical therapy but performed vaginally. You’re ready to face anything the day can throw at you after that shit. Suddenly, hitting rush hour traffic doesn't seem so bad.

Internet porn before the days of tube sites was nice and all, but it took so much effort. I’m not the kind of man who only watches one porn at a time when I'm stroking my lolly pop. I like to have an expansive blend of genres presented in front of me before I begin the process of making myself cum. Before the tube site, building that blend would require visits to a dozen different places. I hit the tits site, the ass site, the milf site, the teen site, the BDSM site, and whatever other site was on my mind. By the time I got around to pulling my cock out, my computer fan would be in helicopter mode. Not to mention all the viruses it used to suffer from. Shit was the wild west.

The internet porn world has been gentrified, and now accessing high-quality smut is easier than ever. The tricky question now is which of the million-and-one-tube sites should you visit today? The possibilities are endless and boundless. A universe of porn is always available to you, so watching porn is as easy as finding air to breathe these days. We may already be in paradise but don’t appreciate it as we should.

More Porn Than You Could Shake a Stick At

Despite the litany of options, I’m here to help you narrow down the list to something manageable. Pornditt is an awesome tube site packed with sexy sluts endeavoring to make you cream in your PJs. If you don’t have much free time on your hands, these bitches have mastered the art of making you prematurely ejaculate. How I would love to embarrass myself while fucking one of these cunts. Sometimes two pump chumping a bitch can be fun.

Will there ever be a point when humanity has enough free porn tube sites? Absolutely fucking not. It's impossible. Are you searching for a decent excuse to have your dick in your hand but don’t always have time to fuck with all the bells and whistles? Of course, you are. I don’t always feel like scouring through a metric ass-ton of porn before stroking my manhood. Sometimes I want to see killer pussy, right the fuck now. No questions asked. Enter the Pornditt stage left. No nonsense, no frills, just a main page full of fuckable whores ready to ride a stunt cock for your amusement.

Pornditt is a fairly young site, but it takes my dick back to the days of yore when the net was in its infancy, just starting to sprout its first pussy spores. There was no space to waste precious processing power on ornate design. My Pentium 2 was a calculator with 80085 typed in. It wasn't pretty, but it got the job done.

What Makes a Great Tube Site?

There are a few things I look for in a great tube site. Number one is ensuring there isn't a bunch of irritating advertising. Unfortunately, I can't give Pornditt a perfect score in this category. Some of the advertising here is annoying. However, it's well worth the effort of dealing with. It only takes a second to click out of the popups, and what awaits you behind them is a work of art.

Number two is that everything on the site is free. Free is my favorite flavor, gents, and I'm sure you agree. You are an unemployed adult living in their parent's basement after all. It used to be that free porn was a rare treat worth its weight in platinum, but thanks to sites like Pornditt, that is no longer the case. Thank fucking goodness. I salute them a thousand times for it. It's called doing the Lord's work. Pornditt is taking this planet into a glorious future full of unlimited tits and asses. I hope that a million years after the world collapses, aliens visit and comprehend the sacrifices places like Pornditt have made to better our civilization.

Number three is quality content. The admin team at Pornditt works endlessly seven days a week, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, to bring you the absolute best in smut being made now. As a result, you won’t find fuzzy garbage with three pixels that look like a scrambled channel coming in through a cathode TV. You won’t find unfuckable nasty bitches with faces like Danny Trejo and bodies like Danny DeVito. You won’t see bottom-dollar production values or crappy filler content. These guys don’t fuck around with their porn.

Pornditt is speaking my language. I appreciate a site that values its product as much as I do. If there was ever a smut connoisseur on this planet, it’s me. I feel like the admin staff at Pornditt are my brothers in arms, and together we battle back the soldiers of garbage porn.

Traditional Design

The design of Pornditt harkens to a bygone age. That's what makes navigation feel so intuitive. The main menu resides at the top of the site. It contains the options Home, Search, Sign up, Log in, Videos, Trending, New, Live cams, Categories, Pornstars, Community, Fuck now, Shemale, and Femdom.

As you can see, Pornditt has a little bit of everything. They run their own live streaming site called Porn Dot, have an active community commenting on videos, and even dabble in hook-up sites.

Down the left side is a navigational menu displaying categories and porn stars. Some popular category examples are Flexible, Vintage, ASMR, Fuck machine, Orgasm, Dildo, Orgy, Model, Piss, Fisting, Humiliation, Gay, Gape, Cougar, Close up, Bukkake, and redhead. Some examples of popular porn stars are Sophia Laure, Daisy Layne, Alexi Star, Andy Moon, Lola Krit, Nedda A, Tegan Summers, and Brooke Banner.

Pornditt collects its content from a wide range of sites and studios, including Brazzers, Shop Lyfter Nubile, Big Wet Butts, Sex Mex, Anal Vids, Mature Gapers, Bellesa Films, Evolved Fights, HuCows, and Blacks on Blondes.

Cows, Shop Lifters, and Good Old Fashioned Pussy

Let me double back to HuCows for a moment. HuCows is precisely what it sounds like. It's human sluts being treated as and acting like cows. Bitches are chained up outside, rock septum piercings, and they get milked. They also do some shit most cows don't, such as get trapped on a standing dildo pole, have farmer milking tubes attached to their clits, and get finger blasted.

Shop Lyfter is another studio of note. These gents bust women stealing from retailers and give them an offer they can't refuse. Either the cops get called, or the bitches fuck on camera. It's a perfect scheme in which both parties come out on top.

Many of those ladies already have warrants or arrests under their belt, so they definitely don't want the cops called. Sucking some mall cop dick is way more appealing than a couple of months in jail.

If you're looking for something a little more traditional, look no further than Nubiles. In my humble but informed opinion, Nubiles is one of the best porn studios ever. They consistently produce world-class content that never fails to make me cum.

Pornditt hasn't broken the mold or blazed a new trail. They just took a tried and true concept and did it very well. Sometimes that's all it takes to create a top-notch porn website. Guys are pretty easy to please.

Warning, you will have to deal with some popups on Pornditt, but they're not the kind that jumps in front of your screen, so they don't bother me much. However, I wouldn't mind if they ceased to exist.

Pornditt is a classic example of a high-quality tube site with everything my readers need for a quiet night at home.