UtopiaGuide

Utopia Guide! You degenerates desperately need some other horny fappers to talk to. And no, your close friends - if you have any - don’t want to hear all about how you love watching big-tittied babes get their asses prolapsed, sucked, and fucked until they look like a goddamn inside-out pocket pussy. That’s the kind of shit that will get you kicked out of the group chat without so much as a warning. It would be best if you guys found other like-minded, sex-addicted, porn-loving bastards to go back and forth with. And, hey, maybe you’ll find some hottie who will suck your cock for a few bucks here as well. Who knows?

Well, I do. The site in question is an adult forum called Utopiaguide.pl. It has everything from discussion topics and dudes looking to fuck local babes to escorts looking to sell their services. So this site has a little bit of everything for you fucks. And it’s been around for years. So it isn’t some fresh-faced website that can hang with the big dogs out there. On the contrary, it’s an old forum site that’s been doing this shit for years and years. Besides, this site has a decent amount of traffic rolling in every month for a forum page. It brings in roughly 400 thousand horny fappers to its doorstep like it’s nothing.

Simple but Dated Design with Light Ad Clutter

Now, it was pretty easy to tell that this was some crusty ass forum site from years past. It’s got the same blue and white theme that they all used back then. It’s not ugly or anything, but it’s so fucking boring. I was hoping for a flashy logo and some customization options for the theme. At least make it somewhat sexy. Unfortunately - as it is - I wouldn’t be able to tell this site apart from some corporate blog page at a glance. They don’t even have the excuse of trying to make it fly under the radar so that you can browse it on the go since this site has flashing banner ads of sluts getting fucked.

You’ll also need to register for this site before you can do anything. You can’t post, view posts, or engage with the site until you link an email and confirm it. But don’t you cheap cucks worry; it’s free. This site doesn’t charge you out the ass to post in its forum. I fucking hate when websites do that. And yet, nearly every single time I run into a paid forum site, I discover that it’s a goddamn ghost town.

Browse Active Threads Full of Stories, Advice, and Kink-Related Discussions

Thankfully, that isn’t the case here. The homepage lists different sections for rules, starting guides, escorts, stories, discussions, trans, meetups, jokes, and other basic message board shit. Now, a lot of the threads are dead. I know, I know, I said that this was an active forum. Well, the important pages are active. But the dedicated sections for things like rideshare driver reviews haven’t seen an update since 2019. I think we can all get by without that one. It’s mostly the very specific topics that haven’t seen posts added in years. The ones looking for prostitutes, meetups, or kinky thrills are all still active and full of users posting in them daily.

You can also sort Utopiaguide by the newest comments/posts across the entire site, or you can browse through the member list in search of the ever-elusive slut who’d be willing to have sex with you. Each topic will have a few bits of information that will make browsing easier. For example, you get a topic title, thread count, message count, date of the newest post, and the name of the latest poster.

An Easy-to-Use Site that You can Contribute to for Free

From there, scroll through and click on a topic to get a list of threads. I’ll use the “Cheap Thrills” section as an example. The expanded section has threads for kinky shit going down in Long Island, brothels, NYC hot spots, and orgies going down all over the place. There’s not much that you can’t find on here. Just make sure to tread carefully. You don’t want to go doing anything on the less legal side, so make sure to check your local laws and all of that shit before you try and order a hooker to ride your cock.

Each thread is pretty straightforward. You’ll find site members going back and forth about different topics, as you’d expect on a forum. It seems as though this site banned sharing lewd images earlier in the year, so you won’t find threads full of galleries or anything like that. It’s possible to link videos, but this site is built more around the social aspect of the adult community. It’s like an adult public message board more than a porn forum. You’re more likely to find missed connections and kinky items for sale than a list of top porn videos or amateur pictures of sluts.

Thousands of Active Threads and Posts!

One thing I like about these threads is that you can hover your cursor over the titles to get a peek at the first post in the thread. It makes it easy to see if you’re interested in the discussion without having to click on the entire page each time. You can also “watch” threads to get notified whenever a new post is made in the thread. That way, you’ll never miss out on updates from areas in your region. Or you can keep up with the occasional babe that posts links to her going deals. You never know what sort of things will pop up in a thread, so make sure to favorite the active ones for those sweet live notifications.

Well-Formatted Mobile Site

I was surprised to find that the mobile version of Utopiaguide was just as good as the full desktop site. Given how old this forum site is, I expected it to have some shitty, half-assed mobile version that bordered being unusable. Instead, I got a streamlined mobile version formatted well and retained all the same features as the desktop version. All in all, it was a damn-good mobile experience.

ThePornDude’s Favorite Features

This is one of the last bastions for forums out there. Most have been abandoned or forgotten as the years have passed. But this one is still going strong, with hundreds of thousands of horny users frequenting it every single month. Keeping these numbers for over a decade is no small feat. And it’s because the site has some great content and discussions. You can find shit here that you simply won’t find anywhere else.

You’re getting to take a peek into different areas and find out all of the local takes regarding whores, brothels, meetups, sex shops, and so much more. Or, hell, you can just kick back and shoot the shit with other users about porn, fetishes, and kinks. Of course, it’s always good to have a no-judgment zone where you can get tips and advice for more obscure aspects of a kink or sexual experience.

ThePornDude’s Suggestions

This site could definitely use a bit of a makeover. It’s like seeing old photos of dime pieces from the 80s. Sure, it looked good back then, but I can feel my lungs burning up from the hairspray just by looking at the damn photo. This site could use some flashy colors, sections, and designs to keep new users interested. I know loads of fucks who would see this bland site and click away just because of that. You want to keep new fappers coming in just as much as you want to keep your regulars happy.

ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Utopiaguide.pl is a great forum if you’re looking for some kinky social encounters. It doesn’t have much in the way of traditional porn videos or galleries, but it does have local tips, advice columns, discussions, and so much more. If you’re looking to get involved with your nearby kink community, then this is going to be one of the few places to do it. Oh, and this forum is more likely to get you some pussy than any regular porn tube. So, yeah, go check this site out right fucking now.