BarePunting

What is Bare Punting? The name made me think of playing football in the nude, but that isn’t what the website is about. I consulted Urban Dictionary, an act that always makes me feel like the oldest fucking oldster in the world, but I’m not even sure how helpful it was. The only semi-sexy definition they had listed was, “When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend’s pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.” Well, I shouldn’t have to tell you that isn’t what the site is about, either, but I’ve also heard of stranger fetishes. The internet’s a fucking weird place.

BarePunting.net, though, isn’t all that strange or unusual. I didn’t have to come up with a new category on ThePornDude to file them under because what’s going on here isn’t anything new. In fact, we’re talking about what’s said to be the world’s oldest profession. Do you get what I’m talking about now? BarePunting is a discussion forum about banging escorts in the UK, usually without condoms. The site has been around for a few years now and gets over a hundred thousand visitors a month. I’ve got a pocket full of cash, so hopefully, someone around here knows where I can get some action!

Who’s Up for Some Bare Punting?

If I hadn’t known BarePunting.net was only registered a few years ago, I would have guessed the board had been around for a lot longer. Since the early days of the internet, the message board format hasn’t really changed all that much. It doesn’t help their case that their logo looks pretty outdated. It’s not ugly, but it isn’t modern.

The internet gets more advanced, user-friendly, and app-oriented by the day, but old-school forums like BarePunting are still around. Why? It’s because the format still works better for group discussions than more recent alternatives. What the fuck else are you going to do, start a mass message chain on your goddamn iPhone? Facebook sure isn’t going to let you chat about anything as valuable and fun as banging hookers, and even Reddit has cracked down on the good stuff in recent years.

That leaves forums like Bare Punting as the ideal spots to chat with like-minded perverts while keeping your identity secret. Don’t you just love the internet? BarePunting.net keeps anonymity and privacy fucking seriously, too. They take it so seriously that it can be a little annoying; the whole forum is locked the fuck down, so you can’t see or read any of the posts unless you’re registered.

I had my IP banned from BarePunting.net when I tried to sign up for an account with a temporary email address. I could get back in using a VPN, but I’m not too fond of that setup. Spammers often use temporary email addresses, so I was flagged as a spammer, but they have plenty of legitimate uses. Signing up for an escort site seems like a fucking ideal use for a temporary email address because it lets you maintain total anonymity a lot better than using your Gmail address.

The good news is that if you use a real address, there’s no validation step to wait for. I didn’t even have to click a link in my email box before gaining access to the board. BarePunting.net greets new members with a big announcement that says, “We seem to have a well-behaved community with a growing number of members, so well done to everybody.” How nice of them to thank and compliment me just for signing up!

Find Your Local Bareback Sluts in the UK

Before you actually sign up for a registered account, it’s worth looking at the different subforums that Bare Punting is broken down into. The first is a section of boards on the topic of Bareback Services like Touring Info, Street Walkers, and Agencies. They’ve got an entire board devoted to Seeking Arrangement Girls, which is something I haven’t seen before. I reviewed Seeking Arrangement a while back, so check out my review of the site if you want the full skinny. The long and short of it is that Seeking Arrangement is a site where sugar babies meet sugar daddies, which makes BarePunting an ideal place to chat about it.

One thing I like about this forum is that its user base isn’t limited just to the johns out there paying for sex. You’ll also find escorts and agencies offering their services, making the conversations livelier and even more useful. Dig into Bareback Services boards like Saunas, Escort Promotions, and Punter Promotions to see what kind of deals you can find on good, sexy times.

The following subsection of Bare Punting boards is broken down into Bareback Escorts by Area. Here’s where you can jump right to the local sluts in your area on boards like East Anglia Escorts, London Escorts, Northern Ireland Escorts, and Yorkshire Escorts. There’s also a Shemale board if you prefer your babes to have dicks as big as yours.

I really love the localized boards because they’re full of genuine reviews of real escorts. I think escort reviews are among the most valuable tools for anybody who likes to bang hookers. Sure, they can be faked and gamed like anything else, but it’s a lot harder to sucker people in a place like Bare Punting, where everybody is talking freely about the ladies of the night. Reviews are one of the significant make-or-break elements on any kind of escort site I’m writing up here at ThePornDude, so I’m happy to see their prominence here.

I found a long post about a chick named Vanessa in Brighton just clicking around to see what kind of reviews were available. The dude who started the thread is a regular on BarePunting.net who says her communication was perfect, though she politely refused a couple of services. Vanessa is friendly, chatty, open to giving and receiving oral, and willing to take a fat creampie. She sounds like my kind of girl! The thread goes on for 17 pages, with people adding their comments on the girl.

Here’s the interesting thing: despite that initial highly positive review, Vanessa’s only got a 2.5 rating out of 5. That’s based on 135 reviews. BarePunting isn’t just letting users post reviews but also averaging user rankings with a star rating system. That’s a step up from reviews on their own because it gives you a better idea of how the escorts appeal to the horny, teeming masses instead of just one dude.

What Else Are These Punters Punting?

I feel like the localized message boards are Bare Punting’s most valuable offerings, but the fun doesn’t stop there. There’s also a Travel section for punters moving across Europe, hitting up the USA or Canada, or just seeing what’s available in the rest of the world. The boards obviously aren’t as active since this is mainly a UK site, but it’s functional and lets you keep up your escort-hammering homies. There are also a couple of Swinger and Gangbang boards, but they don’t get much action either. I guess these guys don’t like to share as much they want to pay for sex.

Finally, there’s a General Discussion area that’s kind of a hit or miss as far as user engagement goes. The Anal Punting sub-board has only had a couple of topics posted in the whole history of the website, while the Banter area has around 16,000 posts in almost 700 topics. There’s also a Scams area to help you watch out for sketchy bitches, fake escorts, and other chicanery.

BarePunting.net isn’t the biggest escort site in the world, but that might actually be one of its strengths. By choosing to focus on the UK scene and then further focusing on bareback encounters, they’ve whittled the whole thing down into a purposefully engaged community of very like-minded perverts. Of course, it’s not going to be useful for every pervert under the sun, but it’s the best community I’ve ever found for johns in the United Kingdom who hate condoms.