PornShip

All aboard the Porn Ship! Who’s ready to set sail toward those seas of semen and oceans of anal? Or hell, maybe this is a different kind of ship, heading not to the open waters of perversion but out into uncharted galaxies of sexually depraved women, wild orgies, and uninhibited fetishism. The more porn, the better, so I’m down for any excursion into the universe of adult entertainment.

Porn is the final frontier. These are the voyages of the PornShip website. It’s a mission to explore strange new frontiers of pornography, to seek out new smut and new filthy videos, to go where no pervert has gone before boldly, perhaps with the exception of the seven million visitors a month they already get. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, PornShip.com is a porn video aggregator collecting free fap fodder from hundreds of tubes. You don’t have to be a lady’s man like Kirk or a smooth-talking intellectual like Picard to reap the benefits of this kinky voyage.

Take a Ride on the Porn Ship!

PornShip looks a lot like an upscale, fancy-ass sex video tube, and that’s really in line with the whole concept of porn aggregation. They aren’t exactly a tube since they don’t host any of the videos you’ll find on the site, but much of the setup is the same. Beneath an oversize welcome message and some icons for the most popular parts of the site, you’ll find the expected wall of thumbnails you see on any tube.

By default, they show you all the straight porn in the catalog. If you want to see some homos butt-humping each other, lesbians scissoring, or trannies exchanging blowjobs, just hit some of those buttons in the dropdown menu in the upper left corner. Other than the sexuality options, that menu also gives you quick access to much of the same stuff you find on the front page and in the header.

One big, immediate difference is how the thumbnail images point not to porn videos but porn categories on the site. Naturally, since they’re drawing material from so many sources, they’ve got an extensive range of porn styles, scenarios, kinks, and genres. The front-page spread lists their top twenty categories like Step Mom, Big Tits, Blondes, and Threesomes. Indian porn is also listed in the Top 20, which hints a bit at the site’s demographics.

The entire Categories index is even more expansive but surprisingly well organized. I was expecting a sprawling list of overlapping, redundant tags you find on similar sites, but they’ve done a great job chopping out the duplicates and sorting the whole pile. As of this writing, they’ve got around 500 Categories, which sounds a little overwhelming, but is impressively trim for such a big-ass collection of porn video links.

And just how big is that collection? Well, they list it right there with the number of categories, so you know what you’re dealing with. PornShip.com has well over a million videos listed, which means you can be sure to find plenty of whatever gets you going, whether that’s facial compilations, Asian massages, 18+ teens, creampie eating, or public nudity.

Likewise, the Pornstars index also runs deep as hell. They’ve got around 16,000 video whores listed so far, and you have to figure that’s only for the videos with the identifiable broads. There’s going to be a lot of stuff in the collection that hasn’t been tagged with the relevant girls, whether because the uploader was just sharing his stash and didn’t know the names or because you’re watching newbie starlets, one-time amateurs, or other obscure chicks.

PornShip.com also has a directory of studios, which is uncommon on these types of sites.  They’ve got over a hundred studios listed, making it easy to jump to material from brands like BangBros or Brazzers, Hustler, or Reality Kings. The whole setup makes it easy as hell to find the content you may have missed if you weren’t signed up for the right premium sites at the right time.

Riding the Porn Ship to the Moon and Beyond

Goddamn, as an absolute pervert, I have to admit that I was just a little bit overwhelmed. Do I start in the Pornstars section and seek favorites like Abella Danger, Krystal Swift, or the illustrious and sexy Riley Reid? Or do I dip into those categories, getting my fill of Amateur Gangbangs, Teen Anal, or Foot Fetish porn? There’s also an HD section, which almost seems redundant in 2024 because most tubes are in HD. (The PornShip VR collection is currently empty, but it looks like they’re planning something big for it since VR is on the front page and right in the header as well.)

They’ve got well over a hundred thousand videos filed under Anal, so it seemed like a good place to start. Clicking through, I got another wall of thumbnails, this time featuring a lot of wild butt stuff. They show you the top content in the category first, so the very first thing on the page was an anal threesome with Gia Derza and Paige Owens. Switching the view to show the recent stuff, I got a list starting with Mariana Martix taking up the pooper.

As you may have guessed based on the aggregator setup, Porn Ship is constantly adding updates from hundreds of different free tubes. Whatever category you’re into, you’re always going to have a fresh crop of filthy videos to fap to whenever you aim your browser and your ding dong at the site. Shit, even one decent tube gets a practically non-stop stream of updates, so naturally, the process explodes in an exponential way when we’re talking about material drawn from such a wide variety of sources.

I clicked the Mariana thumbnail, and PornShip sent me over to PornoEggs, the video popping up in a fresh tab. It’s a Reality Kings flick, and it’s full-length, running nearly 50 minutes, which is more than enough runtime to rub out a few before it’s time for lunch. Good thing I sprinkled all that Viagra in my Cap’n Crunch!

The video’s great, and it plays well, but how does that reflect on PornShip? PornShip doesn’t host anything, so their wheelhouse is just helping folks find their favorite stuff. Honestly, it’s a little similar to what I do here at ThePornDude, though I’ve since branched out into the world of premium porn production with PornDudeCasting.

I went on a little tour of the web via the PornShip, stopping first at a Japanese hairy pussy movie at PlayVids and then a teacher movie over at PornFlip. I found a step-mom film on PornoEggs and a big tits video over at PeekVids. After that, I settled in for a nice, long first-time porno starring some video virgin, again at PornoEggs.

You know what’s fucking weird, though? PornShip.com says they’re drawing from hundreds of sources, but every link I clicked led me to that handful of sites I listed in the above paragraph. They all have the same layout, leading me to believe they’re all built by the same folks. Call me a cynical motherfucker, but I have to assume it’s the same folks behind this Porn Ship we’re riding.

I didn’t find links to any of the big, expected tubes like Pornhub, XVideos, and xHamster. Instead, it’s all these off-brand joints that look the same. That’s not necessarily a bad thing since there’s a fucking ton of porno here, though; it makes me wonder if we’re missing out on anything. I also wonder if they’ve chosen these particular tubes because there’s so much full-length content, which you don’t necessarily find on the popular tubes where the big studios upload ten-minute samples every day.

Despite the weird quirk about the sources, I can see PornShip.com as a straightforward option if you’re looking for something to masturbate to. The catalog is impressive, with over a million videos in over 500 categories. One good thing about the similar tubes they point to is that, with my adblocker on, I didn’t have any issues with spam on any of them. Check it out if you’ve been growing bored of your usual porno sources.