SFMCompile

I wasn’t sure what SFM Compile was at first, which is kind of ignorant on my part. It is a niche thing, but as somebody who has reviewed, fap-tested and personally consumed the stuff on multiple occasions, it seems like maybe I should be more aware of the terminology. In short, SFM stands for Source Filmmaker, and it’s responsible for a lot of those 3D cartoon pornos you’ve been jerking off to so often lately.

SFM material ain’t necessarily NSFW, as it was designed by Valve to make movies inside their Source game engine. Of course, I wouldn’t be talking about SFMCompile.club here on ThePornDude if it was just a boring archive of video game characters having wholesome interactions. Honestly, I don’t think they’d be half as popular either. Their traffic has exploded over the last few months to the tune of over 30,000 visitors a day. Let’s find out what they’re shaking their CG ding dongs at.

Tomb-Raiding Sluts, RPG Whores and Giant Naked Vampire Chicks

The layout over at SFMCompile is nothing fancy. Most free video sites opt for a tube-style setup, but this joint is set up more like a blog. Instead of a wall of thumbnails, you get post after post of video game chicks getting all hella stuffed with cock or fucking each other, often with dicks I’m pretty sure they didn’t have in the game. (Then again, since the big companies never put out a game where you can see somebody’s genitals, maybe they were all futanari all along.)

Besides the blog delivery, the other big thing that separates SFMCompile.club from the regular porn tubes is the choice of content. Instead of big-name pornstars getting their tits fucked and brand-new amateurs trying to fit whole hogs down their throat, the action here plays out with hot bitches from your favorite video games. If you’re the kind of pervert who watches the same cutscenes over and over for that three-second glimpse of cleavage, you’re probably going to cum your pants before you even hit a Play button.

They’re good about letting you know which games these broads are from, too, just in case you ain’t up on all the latest and greatest video games. Hey, I get it; some of you fancy fucks are just too damn busy with your fondue parties and croquet tournaments or whatever to enjoy such juvenile entertainment. Anyway, if you want to start acting like a normal human and join the rest of us gamers, this site will give you a good idea of which games might give you a boner while you’re twiddling your thumbs.

Just to name a few of the 3D chicks who might make your dick all hard and drippy, I consulted some of the latest uploads at SFM Compile. There’s Hu Tao from Genshin Impact getting her pussy crammed in the newest video, and before that was a Final Fantasy parody with Tifa and Gwen having a threesome. Widowmaker from overwatch is having her first anal, Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6 is getting some doggystyle, and Jules from Fortnite is giving a handjob with her pretty feet up in the virtual camera’s business.

And of course, Lady Dimitrescu from the latest Resident Evil can be found giving handjobs, riding dick, administering a tit wank, slurping sperm, getting hosed down with cum, providing a footjob and just straight-up fucking dudes she catches. The Lady Dimitrescu collection at SFMCompile already stretches on for 3 pages, and I’m sure there’s more to come. Is anyone surprised? Even the game’s Steam reviews are an absolute den of fetishy perversion, with at least one dude giving Village a low rating because the giant vampire bitch never steps on you.

Compiling SFM with SFM Compile

One of the things I like about SFMCompile.club immediately is how well everything is tagged. I’ve been seeing a sad number of half-ass tubes lately where they just scrape some content from somewhere else and don’t bother tagging it with the relevant sex acts or participants. At SFM Compile, they’re really good about tagging the videos with porn genres, characters and video games, so it’s way easier to find what you’re looking for than it is on some of the lesser sites.

There’s a thumbnailed list of video games if you want to see what kind of sex parodies they have, but I do wish there was a browsable list of kinks, sex acts, body types and scenarios like you often find elsewhere. It’s really fucking obvious the site has all kinds of pervy shit going on, from fairly vanilla to extremely kinky. The search function is good enough if you know what you want, but these things can be a lot of fun to browse when you’ve got a raging boner trying to fight through your drawers.

The 3D porn genre often has some deficiencies that I’m sure you’re aware of if you beat off to the stuff with any regularity. For one thing, a lot of the videos have no sound. That’s a natural result of the DIY nature of these things; they give you access to the software to play with the characters, but it’s not like they hook you up with some voice actors and foley artists for the sound effects. Another major pitfall of video game porn is that the videos tend to be ludicrously short, very often way too brief to even stroke one out.

SFM Compile approaches both of these issues head-on in a simple and remarkably effective way that I wish similar sites would implement. The header has quick links to the videos with sound and to the longer movies in the collection. This makes the whole thing way more convenient for a lunchbreak fap than sites that lack the feature. Instead of clicking through endless CG cumshots and creampies looking for a long one, you can just hit the damn button.

Thousands of Video Game Porn Parodies

I always like to tell my visitors how often porn sites update, because that really is a huge factor in the quality of anything from a free tube to a premium site to a forum about fat naked amateurs. The problem is, I couldn’t find any upload dates listed anywhere in the SFMCompile.club listings.

It’s obviously a lot, though. The joint hasn’t been around all that long and they’re focusing on niche material instead of the anything-goes approach of most tubes, but they’ve still managed to build an impressive collection. To date, there are around 7,000 video game pornos in the library. A lot of them may be short, but you ain’t going to run out of crank material any time soon.

I wanted to beat off to one of their longer offerings, so I clicked the Long Clips button and then tweaked the URL so it’d only show me stuff longer than 4 minutes. I’m old enough to remember the first Tomb Raider and the fap sessions it inspired, so I opted to start my fap test with one called Lara Croft School Life.

Unlike most video game porn vids that are essentially just short loops, this is a full-on cartoon with a simple porn-style storyline, soundtrack and some actual voice acting. It opens with a POV shot of some dude walking through Lara’s dorm while talking to himself. He’s about to leave, but instead knocks on Lara’s door. She answers without any pants on, and she’s already giving a POV BJ by the time the title card fades.

While she’s slurping, one of her friends knocks on the door, so Lara says she’s studying and gets back to eating sausage. After the cocksucking stops, we get a couple more minutes of storyline. It turns out the dude is a teacher, and this affair is totally illicit.

The only real problem I had with SFMCompile was the spam. You’re definitely going to want an adblocker while fapping to this one, and you’re still probably going to deal with some goddamn pop-unders. Ultimately, though, it’s a small price to pay for such a bigass library of video game porn.

If you find yourself jacking off to games like Dead or Alive, Cyberpunk 2077 or that huge vampire bitch from Resident Evil Village, SFMCompile.club is exactly your type of joint. Instead of just wishing those CG fighter babes and sexy sci-fi killers would finally show some sideboob, you can watch fully explicit, absolutely depraved versions of the same characters. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Last of Us threesome to watch.