Perfect Girls

PerfectGirls was registered by some enterprising perv way back in 2000. "Perfect Girl" is a sweet enough name to get traffic just by existing, so for a few years it was just ads for different porn sites. A couple of years later they started hosting videos, and by 2010 it looked very much like it does now.

Don’t think this means the site is stale or has the "perfect porn". I'm not even sure, why they didn't get "perfectgirls.com"? They just figured out a format that worked and stuck with it. There have been refinements over the years, and they continue to improve, but the core look is the same: a huge grid of dirty movies, featuring every type of hot slut engaged in every imaginable form of depravity. Hover over an image for a video preview, click it to watch the whole thing.

One big improvement that Perfect Girls "tube" implemented late, only within the last few years, is the option to browse videos by category. That would have been a deal-breaker for me. If you avoided the site in the past because you couldn’t skip straight to the Lesbians or Brunettes, you’re going to want to come take another look at what they’ve got on tap.

Over the years, they’ve amassed a pretty nice selection. They’ve currently got around 300,000 movies, organized into 50 different categories. You’ll find the expected sub-genres like MILF, Anal, and Redhead, and there are also a few fetishy options for the freaks. Who’s up for Cruel Sex, Violent?

The Internet is worldwide, so it makes sense to appeal to users everywhere. PerfectGirls.net is in English when you first load it up, but can be translated into seven different languages. Honestly, the layout is so sparse you’ll be able to navigate even in a foreign tongue. All the video titles remain in English, anyway.

Take a Really Good Look

The default view when you first pull up the page is Top Videos first. I immediately see hot names like Mia Khalifa and Mia Malkova. There are obviously a ton of top-shelf, big-production pornos on PerfectGirls, but there are also some nice looking Amateur movies listed.

The clips themselves come from all over the place. I see watermarks for Brazzers, DirtyFlix, Awefilms, and XXXPawn, just to name a few.

Perfect Girls takes user uploads, so you never really know what you’re going to get. You might be watching an amateur clip of a preacher’s wife uploaded by the preacher himself, or you might be watching a RealityKings video sample video uploaded by some punk dude.

Each video lives on its own page with an adequate built-in player. There’s not much in the way of descriptive information besides the title, which is why all the vids have long names like, “Alison Tyler and Ash Hollywood are always up for some kinky stuff, these hotties are wild”. Most clips just give you a title, date added, views, runtime, and a list of categories. The categories are the most useful bit here, since you can click your way through other smut in the same genre.

One thing I’d like to see is the pornstars from the clip listed next to the categories. I honked my horn to this green-haired chick, Phoenix Madina, getting gagged and riding cock on a sofa. The links gave me quick access to more lingerie, anal, and BDSM scenes, but to get more Phoenix I had to type her name in the search. Thankfully, she had seven more clips on PerfectGirls, so I’m good for a couple more hours.

Ironically, they do have a Pornstars page you get to from a link in the header. It’s an extensive list, but it’s obviously not going to help you if the babe is just listed as Horny Blonde 18+ Schoolgirl in the title. Unlike the Categories, which link to actual video tags, the Pornstars page just runs a search when you click the name. Whatever works, I guess.

Speaking of tags, they also have a page that lists all the tags. Really, it’s just a longer list of categories since it works the same way as the fifty that come up when you click the Categories tab. You’ll probably want to come take a look to find the deviant sex acts you’ve never heard of, but the list is way longer than it needs to be. I see Pizza Delivery, Pizza Delivery Guy, and Pizza Guy all listed separately. I also see weird bullshit categories like Kristine, in case you have a fetish for my ex or pornstars named Kristine.

Once you have your vids pulled up, whether it’s by pornstar, category tab, or search, there are only very basic sorting and filtering options available. You can’t sort by duration or popularity, like you can on most sites. You can only sort by the Top Videos of All Time, or within a more recent time frame. The one and only filter option lets you search All the videos or just the HD ones. Come on, PerfectGirls, it’s 2018!

Cookies and Other Features

I clicked the Favorites link in the header, thinking it would show me overall user favorites. It turns out it’s supposed to be my own favorites, I just hadn’t picked any yet.

I don’t usually sign up for accounts on free sites. Why buy the cow if she’s giving away the milk, am I right? Just for shits and giggles, though, I tried clicking the Favorite heart under a video of a tattooed babe getting tit-fucked. It popped up on my Favorites page, even without an account.

There’s also a History page, which will show you the videos you already whacked off to. You have to click a button first, consenting to install a cookie that deletes itself in 7 days if you don’t come back. If you’re not tech-savvy, don’t worry. The cookie isn’t a virus or anything that will fuck up your computer, it just helps keep track of who you are. If you’re using your browser’s built-in private porn mode, it may delete the cookie and erase your history as soon as you’re done watching.

Goddamn Fucking Popups!

Spam is a cat-and-mouse game. Someone invents a pop-up, someone writes software to block it. The pop-up inventor rewrites it as a pop-under, and the adblocker has to catch up. It goes on forever.

You can sometimes get an idea of how successful a site is by how well their spam gets by your filter. The smut purveyors who make more money can spend more on shitty ads. I’m sad to say that PerfectGirls is ahead of the game when it comes to spam.

I’m not saying Perfect Girls (often misspelled as "prefect girls") is unusable because of spam. It’s not one of those sites that just throws up a bunch of windows you can’t close and demands your credit card or it will fuck your hard drive. It’s far from that. I’m just saying you’ll probably get a few pop-ups and pop-unders for more porn while you’re watching, even if you’ve got a good adblocker.

Overall, the downsides to the site are outweighed by the volume and selection of the smut they offer, not to mention the fact that it’s all completely free. Sure, you’ll get a little spam, but as long as you’re not crippled you shouldn’t have trouble clicking the X to close the window. The sorting options are lackluster compared to what you’ll find on other sites, but at the end of the day, it’s still a really nice collection of free porno movies. What more do you want?