Rule 34 Animated

Are you looking to jerk off to animated porn? The fuck you do. That’s precisely why you are here reading this. You know damn well, I’m your only hope when it comes to directing you to the best sources of porn where you can go about your filthy fapping habits. There are loads of porn directories out there, but more than half suck fucking balls. All of you should be calling me "el puto jefe" like the Spanish. Shit, you fucks should erect a fucking statue in my honor. Anyway, if you are looking for the hottest smut when it comes to animated porn, then you in the right fucking place. Sit tight and continue reading as ThePornDude does all the hard work for you.

If it exists, there is porn of it

Ever heard about the Rules of the Internet? Well, it refers to a humorous list of unofficial rules guiding online conduct or listing axioms about what the internet is and how all of you should behave on it. Well, the rules are many, but today we are looking at Rule 34, which is an Internet meme and slang that states that, as a rule, Internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic. The comical concept is commonly depicted as fan art of typically non-erotic subjects engaging in sexual behavior. Think cartoons depicted engaging in all sorts of depraved sexual behavior more often associated with horny humans.

Now that you’ve made it this far, allow me to introduce you to R34anim.com, the site up for review today. As far as I can tell, this site is a fucktastic source of animated porn and is teeming with some really fantastic anime porn videos. I was so fucking impressed, which is saying a lot considering I’m not the biggest fan of anime porn. I actually don’t get it how all of you freaks get aroused watching cartoons fucking. I’m good with real porn with fleshy sluts and all that. But hey, I’m not here to judge. I’m about to tell you all you need to know about R34Anim. Who knows, maybe the content here might just turn me into an anime convert. Anyway, let’s get right at it, shall we?

Cool, responsive design

More often than not, a site design sets the tone for what you can expect, and I have to admit, the good people at R34anim.com don’t disappoint in that regard. Well, they have struck the right balance between simplicity, visual appeal, and putting porn at the center stage of everything. Just load up the site and start browsing porn straight away. They introduce you to this lovely little world with video thumbnails (not animated) with some hot looking videos featuring 3D cartoon sluts having their orifices pounded by all kinds of dongs. There is no clutter, and everything seems to be neatly put in its place, and your browsing time should be a fucking breeze.

At the very top of the homepage is a header menu that allows you to browse the content by All Tags, Only Longer Videos, Only with Sound, Longer with Sound, and Top 10. At the far right corner is a basic search feature for all of you connoisseurs that want to skip the formalities and dive in right away. There is a browsing menu at the bottom, albeit with limited pagination. You can also browse by categories on the right sidebar that includes but not limited to Batman, Dragon Age, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, and Mortal Kombat, among others. Remember, it’s all about Rule 34; if it exists, there is porn of it. Most of these are mainstream video games that have been turned into porn. This is your chance to see your favorite characters from video games romping away in all kinds of sexual scenarios. Overall, moving in and around the site should be a walk in the park. R34Anim is not such a bad place after all, huh?

Boner pill ads alert

Well, R34Anim offers you all the content here for absolutely free. As a result, they have to make some money somehow to pay for their servers. Make no mistake; I’m not making excuses for them. In fact, far from it. I’m just trying to give all of you thick heads some perspective. Those who have been regular visitors to my site know I’m consistent with my view against ads laden sites. That’s why my site is 100% free of ads. At R34Anim, you will have to brace yourself for a few ads promising you a bigger dick if you take some mysterious pill. Shit, having a small dick must suck!

There are a few more banner ads and a nasty video popup on the right. Overall, the ads are not too overwhelming, and you should still enjoy the experience. But you didn’t think I was gonna let these guys off the hook, did you? Just get yourself an ad blocker, and thank me later.

Let’s get to the good stuff

It’s time to look at the site’s main attraction, namely, the videos. Well, it turns out the porn in here is really fucking good. I certainly won’t be bragging about being an anime expert or any of that shit. Still, I have to admit; there was some bulging in my pants as I checked out some of these videos. Fuck it; I was almost tempted to whip my cock out before I remembered these are fucking cartoons. Anyway, there are loads of videos on this site, and like earlier mentioned, a lot of them are based on games, movies, and cartoons. You can, therefore, expect to beat it to anime porn from sexualized versions of Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, and League of Legends, among others.

The videos are mostly rendered in 3D, and you can see these near-real babes riding cocks, sucking them, in orgies, threesomes, plenty of anal, and so much more. I even saw one video where a doctor-patient scenario was playing out. Nothing is off-limits here. I played about 10 porn videos, and all of them streamed pretty smoothly. None of them buffered, nor did the site slow down or anything. However, you will have to watch an ad for a few seconds before you can watch the video. That I certainly didn’t like.

Shorter than your cock

Still, on the things I didn’t like about the videos, I was not pleased to discover that most of the videos here are short fucking flicks. In fact, the longest videos seem to be around 5 minutes, and that is if you are lucky. Still, that could as well be a century compared to the other videos. Some run for a measly 5 seconds. Balance me here for a minute; how are you supposed to get off a 5-second clip? I understand the vids take a whole lot of work to create, but even then, they are just too fucking short. Your two-inch cock would probably fade in comparison. That aside, the videos are still pulling anime porn freaks in their droves, and despite being short, most of the videos are getting around 10,000 views! Fucking impressive. One 33-second video had well over 38k videos.

What makes R34Anim a gem?

Hundreds of videos; you are looking at a massive collection of sexy videos with hot and horny animated babes.

Excellent animations; most if not all of the videos are rendered in 3D, and the near realistic experience is an enticing prospect for lovers of anime porn.

Easy to use; the site has a cool, simple, and responsive design. As a result, you should have an easy time finding a video to get off.

Categories; the videos cover a wide range of scenarios, and the list of categories is illustrative of the diversity.

Possible concerns

Some ads; the ads are not that overwhelming, to be honest, but there are a few banner ads and popups that should still be a distraction. Even worse, you have to watch an ad for several seconds before you can watch a video.

Really short porn; most of the videos are disappointingly short and mostly run for a few seconds. You will be lucky to see a five-minute flick.

How the site can improve

Judging by the number of views, freaks are clearly loving the videos. However, it would be much better if the site had longer videos. Community features are also seriously lacking, and most of the videos have zero comments, which is shocking considering the number of views. The website should come up with measures to encourage more interaction.

Final thoughts

I’m not the biggest lover of anime porn, but I have to admit I loved the videos at R34Anim. There are plenty of sexy characters from loads of games and movies, and they can be seen as having all sorts of sex. The videos stream without issues, and overall, the site is straightforward to use. I only wish they had longer videos.