I'm feeling as if I'm Neo from that kick-ass movie The Matrix and I'm being hacked by Morpheus, who is trying to send me a message that says: "If it exists, there is a porn of it!" What does that mean? What is this code that I have to brake? I don't understand? Who am I? Yeah, the intro page to Rule34.paheal.net is hella neat. It gives off a very minimalistic and a mysterious vibe. Those Hentai type girls drawn on it gave me an insight that this might have something to do with Asian porn but I was about to see just how wrong I was if that was even possible.
Ah, okay, here we go. It is a...it is a meme actually. This site is a meme. Let me state that once more. A meme. So the next obvious question should be, how can it be a meme? Well, the Rule 34 states that, if it exists, there is porn of it. So, you come to this site and try to see if they were right. Basically, it is like a search engine but for everything that you think that might have porn of it. Enter a word and try to find a porn like image of it. The chances are that you will find it and it will be either a cartoon or a drawn pic of it, at times it will be a GIF animation.
This is also a place where "artists" can post up their drawings or the images that they made, that have to do with porn or just have a sexual connotation to them. This is how it all works. In the search box, you enter a tag word. That word will find a name of the artist and their "art" will be presented to you on the page. Now, there are so many artists and so many images that you can stay for hours on end just browsing around checking them all out. It really is a cool way to blow your free time since it kind of reminds me of Tumblr, there are some similarities between the two as far as the zoning out factor.
When you get into the site you start to pick up all of these nuances that the site offers. At first, it might seem that it is only an image porn site, with nude pictures of characters from cartoons or animated images but it is more than that. Sure, if you want you can find Marge Simpson having sex with Quagmire but those are the pics that are already all over the place. You can enter, for example, Seinfeld and you will get all these drawings of characters from the sitcom Seinfeld having sex along with the ones that are montages and the ones that are photoshopped. A cool feat and even cooler images. I had to pop on off to Elaine having sex with Kramer since it was so lifelike. Man, I miss that show...
The browsing of the site is pretty easy since there aren't that many categories and options to select. It is all mainly focused on the main thing and those are the clients who are posting the content and the actual content, which are the images and occasional GIF animations. As expected this is the place where you can find lots of images that are explicit of My Little Pony. It is surprising how much pics this site has of them but it is even more staggering that so many are responding to them. That is some sick stuff right there, but who am I to judge.
The comment section is right to the left of the page and all the registered members can put their 2 cents into the cup. What I didn't like was that some of the images were way to big for my monitor to fit in and I had to scroll left and right and up and down to see the damn pics that I didn't even want to see that badly but I was just hooked on some of the content, so I had to. I mean, there are cartoons, comics, characters that you know from series, the images are awesome and there is something about rule34.paheal.net that I just can't quite put my finger on.
I especially enjoyed the section where Marvel heroes were portrayed in all these sexual acts and I was stoked. Deadpool fucking Spiderman, that's where I lost my will to live since I realized that this site is a double edge sword. On one hand, you can see some of your fantasies come alive but also, you have to be cognizant that there are those who want to see the flips side of the coin and that flip side is, Wolverine getting porked by Deadpool. I get the joke, but it's not funny nor is it cool to see. So all jokes aside, I thoroughly enjoyed Rule34.paheal.net and if you want to think up anything that you think doesn't have the porn version of it, give Rule34.paheal.net a try.