Every popular free porn site these days only has short clips that barely give you enough time to get hard let alone jerk off. What happened to the full-length movies that you could pick up at your local smut shop or that curtained off section of Blockbuster? Those videos were the fucking best. You got a good couple hours of the sluttiest pornstars fucking, sucking, and doing all kinds of kinky shit. These 5-10-minute clips just don’t do it for me. I like to talk a night and actually enjoy my damn self. Granted, you can’t sneak away to the bathroom or something for a quick wank with these vids, but that’s fucking pathetic anyway.
I’d much rather set some time aside and get my freak on. These movies are like when you went out of town by yourself and rented those saucy porn flicks on the hotel TV. Fucking treat yourself. You deserve it. Wait till everyone is out of the house and have yourself the best jerk session you’ve had in months. Don’t settle for those sad bathroom faps anymore!
Usually, getting your hands on these movies means paying for memberships or subscriptions. But don’t worry, I did some digging for you and found just the place to watch all of the hottest full-length movies absolutely free. Freeomovie.com gives you access to over 50,000 movies and clips. Free O Movie is a relatively new site created in 2014 and they have a modest following of just around 20 thousand new visitors every day.
Quality Content, but Terrible User Experience on Desktop and Mobile
This site really does deliver. You’ve got all of the newest films from the most popular pornstars like Riley Reid, Dakota Skye, Veruca James, Dani Daniels, and Jynx Maze. Their massive catalog has everything from Amateur and Hardcore to Gang Bangs and Fisting. They even have free access to VR porn movies! It sounds great, right? Well, there are some issues. This site might be a case of too good to be true.
The user experience is probably the worst out of any site I have been on. If you want to watch anything on the site you have to disable AdBlock, which is fine. Even porn sites need that sweet ad revenue. But the ads, holy fuck the ads. Every single click you make on this site will trigger a sketchy looking pop-up, some of which try and force downloads on your computer. And the site makes it so it takes 4-5 clicks on a video’s start button to make it play. That’s 5 ads that you have to close, silence, or somehow block out before you can watch the video. That’s fucking insane. I even got pop-up ads with Adblock enabled. That’s fucking persistence if I’ve ever seen it.
This site is almost like a front for ads instead of content. But there is content to be found if you don’t mind the ad onslaught. Once you get done clicking through, the video will actually play and you’ll get what you wanted, but even the video quality is nothing amazing. Most of the videos are 720p or less with a rare 1080p vid popping up every once in a while. Oh, and if you want to click ahead in that video be ready for more ads! Seriously, if you even think about clicking somewhere an ad will probably pop-up. And these are the kind of ads that autoplay sound and shit too.
And I wish you could escape them on mobile, but it’s even worse! The site tries to force push notifications and I even had it try and gain permissions on my phone to download something. Probably a virus. I wouldn’t touch this site on mobile with a 10-foot dildo. Sure, yeah, the site works fine on mobile otherwise. The menus function and the videos work, but at what cost? I wouldn’t risk it.
Decent Site Design with Room for Improvement
First impressions? Let’s talk about that. It looks good enough. It’s not going to win the grand prize in stellar site design, but it’s pleasing enough to look at. Like your college friend’s sister. Sure, she has braces and a bit of acne, but she’s still kind of fuckable. The front page showcases the newest uploads to the sites with these big, blue bordered thumbnails. Most of them are fine because they’re just the covers from the movie, but some of the other videos get stretched out weirdly making Faye Reagan look like she has a giraffe neck.
On the right side of the site, there’s this big blue box of categories. It works. It’s fine enough, but I don’t see why they don’t use a drop-down menu and put more content on the front page instead. There’s also this thin red bar that stretches across the front page and categories box, but it doesn’t fucking line up. Come on. This site needs to get its shit together.
A couple categories caught my eyes here though: “XXX Comics and XXX Music.” All three of these take you to a page just full of download links. That’s right, no previews, no thumbnails, nothing. It’s like Russian roulette for porn viruses. I wouldn’t trust any of those download links and neither should you. If you do, make sure you get some virus protection and go in like you were fucking a prostitute. Wrap that shit up.
There’s also a section for XXX Games, which was fucking weird. These aren’t like regular hentai games or anything like that. One I clicked on supposedly lets you fuck this Asian schoolgirl, but it’s just this weirdly cut and pasted schoolgirl from a porn that you can click on and make do shit. And while I was playing a pop-up came up saying something was installed on my computer. Definitely not cool.
Aside from the categories, the top menu has three options: XXX Movies, XXX Scenes, and More Porn. XXX Movies and XXX Scenes both take you to separate pages with either full-length movies or shorter porn clips from those movies. The More Porn page takes you to some other site called Zporn, which has just as many ads and shit.
Useless Sections but a Good Video Player
Over below categories, there’s another big blue box of popular search items. I don’t really see the point. Yeah, you can click on the most popular searches and have it take you to the results, but most of it is pretty hard to read and make out since it’s all one solid block of text. I’d say delete that shit and maybe put some regular in site ads in place of it. That way you don’t have to assault each new visitor with pop-ups.
Once you do find a video you want to watch, the experience is pretty okay. I didn’t have any issues with buffering or anything like that. To the right of the vid, it usually tells you who stars in it, when it was published to the site, and gives you a few tags so you know what’s going to happen in the vid. Nothing exciting, nothing innovative, but it works.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
My favorite feature of the site is probably just the content. Despite all of its flaws, you do get access to some pretty premium videos and movies. Sure, you have to work for it a bit, but some of you might find it worth it since you get stuff from premium sites like Brazzers, Bangbros, and Teenfidelity.
Man do I have some suggestions. I know I’ve harped on it this entire review but get rid of the sketchy ass pop-up ads. Clean up the website design by moving the categories tab to a drop-down menu and get rid of the useless popular search box. Seriously, as is, the site is nearly unusable. I don’t have the patience to try and make sure my computer doesn’t get some virus every time I go to look at porn. If this site could manage to clean up the ad nonsense, then I really think it has some potential. It has some really good content and it really is a shame that the site isn’t better.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
If you’re willing to take the risk, then head over to freeomovie.com. It’s not the best or the safest, but they have a bunch of quality content to check out if you have the patience. Personally, I think I’ll be avoiding this one, but you do you. ThePornDude signing off!