Unless you have been keeping shit analog and have been jerking yourself silly to porn magazines over the last decade or so, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you are chronically online and are naturally well aware of what the up-and-coming subculture of gooning is all about. And if you're not? Oh well, I better explain it to you!
Basically, a gooner is like the special forces of a porn fanatic. These are the kind of people who don't just watch porn for five minutes and bust a nut, but instead kick off an edging session that can run for 24 hours or even more and consume more porn in a single sitting than some people do in an entire lifetime. Yep, these are the kind of people who live, sleep, eat, and breathe pornography!
Naturally, then, your average gooner is often on the hunt for the kind of long-form content that they can kick back and relax to while keeping both hands free to conduct some of the most intense levels of edging many people have ever seen before in their entire lives. And one particular genre of hardcore porn in particular that really fits their needs well? Man, it has to be Japanese adult video because the runtimes of some of these JAV flicks have to be seen to be believed!
And in this cum-splattered porn review, I might just have found a particular kind of JAV site that's just gonna be a dream come true for any Asian porn-obsessed gooner. It’s fittingly called Javgoon.com, and I’m about to push deeper inside of it to see whether it's the kind of thing that can keep us edging to wet Asian pussy until we transform the shaft of our cock into something that looks like the Imperial Japanese flag!
What is Javgoon.com?
Javgoon.com is the kind of site that promises you a gigantic portfolio of JAV porn videos that spans well over 160,000 scenes. Across the site, you will find various JAV titles that not only come with English subtitles you can follow along with the perverted storyline but also sport uncensored action, so you will never be denied the glorious sight of Japanese pussy!
I mean, from the very second I crash-landed onto the homepage of Javgoon.com, I can instantly see that there are JAV movies here that run for up to 5 motherfucking hours. Holy shit, that is a lot of Asian pussy! Yeah, this is most definitely the kind of site that can back up its promises when it comes to delivering long-form Japanese adult video porn!
What's the JAV Porn Like on Javgoon.com?
Fear not, because I don't expect you to make your way through this entire site and watch five-hour-long JAV videos in order to determine whether it's worth using or not. Instead, I'm gonna streamline this as best as I possibly can by watching all of the content on Javgoon.com and giving you a rundown on some of the best wank worthy titles.
● The Underground Tokyo Brothel Where Condoms Are Optional - Everyone knows that the Japanese capital city of Tokyo is one that is also populated with a wide variety of brothels. However, in this JAV porn movie, we are thrust into a fictional Tokyo brothel that is populated by some of the most lustful and breedable Japanese women you've ever seen before. Normally, you would be required to wrap up your tool before setting foot in a brothel, but here, a condom is optional! After all, the fictional brothel owners know how much their hookers are hungry for sperm, and they know precisely how much their clients are eager to give it to them. You are then brought into a vividly perverted story that showcases horny hookers being pumped with hot cum until it is oozing down their thighs!
● Don’t Brag About Your Sex Life in Japan - This Japanese guy has managed to marry a smoking hot 21-year-old with some fantastic tits, and he keeps bragging to everyone down at the office that he has sex with his hot wife three days a week. However, this was a big mistake because he triggered the jealousy of a guy who was working at the office, who then went behind his back to seduce the dude’s wife and fucked her FIVE days a week instead. Over the course of this entire movie, the second guy manages to pump 20 creampies in this married Japanese pussy while her hubby is totally unaware and, shit, her husband probably slid into the other dude’s mess without knowing, as well! Yeah, you can always rely on JAV productions to be as perverse as possible!
● Lustful CEO’s Wife Secretly Visits the Middle-Aged Janitor for Sweaty Sex - The Japanese woman this storyline revolves around looks passionate and sophisticated and has married the exceptionally wealthy CEO of a company in downtown Tokyo. However, while she does indeed seemingly have it all, she is the type of woman who craves sex that is as sleazy as you can get. Luckily for her, she finds the perfect place to get her hands on it whenever she goes down to the stinky janitor’s closet in the lower levels of her husband's office block and, inside, she gets railed by a sweaty middle-aged Japanese guy who definitely knows how to handle a rich woman's wanting cunt. However, this Japanese guy can't keep his mouth shut, and before long, he is inviting all of the other working-class janitors to run a train on this insociable married Japanese whore, and she’s loving every second.
The Design of the Japanese Gooning Site
Javgoon.com begins with a smooth-looking logo that spells out the platform's name, which is then accompanied by a pretty decent main menu taking you to stuff like JAV porn, content with English subtitles, uncensored Japanese adult video, categories, studios, and JAV idols. You can also switch the platform’s color scheme from day mode to night mode here and access a search engine.
Then, you'll see the homepage starts with a moving slideshow of daily trending content, ranked and featuring a classic JAV-style thumbnail, production code, title, duration, and whether it is uncensored or includes English subtitles. Underneath this is another large search engine for you to take advantage of.
Javgoon.com will then introduce you to the latest releases added to the site, plus additional sections showcasing JAV content with English subtitles and uncensored videos, so you can see as much Asian snatch as you can handle. The format of these videos is the same throughout.
What I Like Most About it
Javgoon.com honestly has an eye-wateringly large collection of JAV filth for you to explore, and it is currently made up of over 160,000 Japanese adult video titles that are spread across just under 14,000 pages of content. Yep, this is definitely the kind of collection that can keep you pumping your cock or slapping your clit for as long as you can motherfuckin’ handle it.
Not only is this collection absolutely fuckin’ enormous and the kind of thing that can keep you locked in for months on end, but you will equally realize how true that is when you understand that many of these scenes have a runtime of up to 5 motherfucking hours. Holy shit, talk about a platform that is able to back up the word goon in its URL!
Javgoon.com has also added some fantastic navigation elements to the site, as well. For example, right at the top of the site you can take advantage of a drop-down menu that instantly gets you to the most viewed content of the day, week, month, or all time. Considering that this is an absolutely gigantic collection of JAV porn, navigation tools like this are really, really handy!
What I Don’t Like
And the downside of the site? Well, while Javgoon.com did run smoothly a lot of the time, I found that when I tried to watch videos, I had to click on the play button a number of times and navigate through an abundance of third-party pop-up ads in order to actually watch the content. Yep, this is something that can get really annoying after a while.
Suggestions I Have for Javgoon.com
When someone wants to goon to JAV porn, then they're going to want to do so in a way that is as uninterrupted as possible. So, my main suggestion for Javgoon.com would be to calm down on the forced redirect ads that are pretty relentless when people are trying to watch videos and instead replace them with banner advertisements that are not as intrusive.
Conclusion
While you will have to cope with some forced redirect ads on this site that can get really annoying in the space of no time, Javgoon.com is still the type of platform that can pull you into a gigantic library of over 160,000 JAV titles, many of them uncensored, and sometimes come complete with English subtitles. Oh, and the run time of many of these Japanese sex movies is absolutely insane and often goes well over five hours!
