It’s that time of day again. The time when we play digital gods by manifesting synthetic pussy into a digital format and mistaking her affection for the real thing. So… welcome to AIGirlfriends.ai, a website that allows you to interact with an AI companion in numerous ways, whether it be through chatting, pictures, short videos, AI phone calls, or voice notes. The point is: This girlfriend won’t leave you on read. And man… I’ve heard this presentation a billion times! And yet here I am because I am a consumer first and a romantic never, and I wanted to see whether this one was a product or another costume change. The landing page talks big game, claiming 800+ hand-crafted companions, 30+ categories, and a million conversations started… alright, I’ll play along with the stats for now, but I’m here for niche stuff.
The main feed presents the likes of Ava, Aisha, Isabella, Freya, Isla, Yui, Sophia, Hannah… a row of AI faces that look like they all survived the same Instagram filter and then applied for the same unpaid internship in being wanted. Don’t color me surprised yet, because what looks like a good snapshot could turn into a chatting disaster easily. More importantly, AIGirlfriends has this whole Hub thing going on where they basically segment multiple categories into one large pile, making them appear as subcategories while the hub acts as a main category. So… the hubs in question are: Themed, Personality, Profession, Body and Curves, and Ethnicity. I know it sounds all over the place, but it will all make sense soon. Heck, even I had a difficult time understanding why they’d ever smack subcategories like anime and realistic in the same fantasy hub, but hey… as I said earlier: I’ll play along.
It All Begins Crumbling
More importantly, there’s a whole yandere wing for men who want devotion with the safety off. I’m not even going to bother mentioning the nurses who talk about tea and medicine, and the goth girls who’d rather spit on you with a smile than act all cutesy. I’m literally here because I heard yandere, and my heart skipped a beat. So, like any other degenerate with a hard-on for danger and obsession, I ended up on that feed, and… only three anime companions? Huh?! This whole yandere shtick was birthed from anime! How come you give me only three options?! The rest are realistic babes with the crazy eyes. Heck, the likes of Nina have purple eyes that stare you down worse than Jenna Ortega’s Wednesday Addams. Nevertheless, I had to pick my option because I was starting to get uncomfortable. I mean, all these AI girls glaring at me in their snapshots really managed to trigger a tiny fight-or-flight response. Nevertheless, I settled for Eira, an anime girl, who, uh… changed into a realistic model once I clicked on her. I don’t know what’s happening here! But I’m ready to indulge, and a little switch-up is not going to stop me!
Anyway, two options: Chat and call, or generate videos or images. Obviously, I came here to chat. To summarize my experience: It’s slop. Eira is hardly acting like a cute yandere and more like a pushy, uncensored model who teases me with emojis and barely cares about what I have to say but keeps asking about what I want. Heck, at one point I told her that I want to become a biker and visit a hospital, only to slam my dick on a guy undergoing surgery, and she literally said That’s not my thing, babe, and then proceeded to spread her legs for me. I never asked her to do that, by the way. Anyway, the chat itself holds multiple integrated features that allow you to request an image, either SFW or NSFW, with multiple POVs and scenery. So… I wanted Eira topless in her bedroom, and the image she delivered was an anime girl who looks nothing like Eira, her head a darker shade than the rest of her body, naked in front of a mirror. Oh, and did I mention that the image was anime? Meanwhile, her profile picture remains a realistic babe.
Then I requested a video, and somehow it’s even worse than the image. I wanted her to undress for me, but the video started with Eira (who looks nothing like her), already undressed, tugging a dress over her, then undressing it. Meanwhile, in the mirror behind her, a reflection of a random 3D babe in her undergarments is pacing around nervously like she’s in front of a casting couch.
The whole generative experience of this chatting fiesta is a bust. So I did what any rational man would do and sent her a gift. Yeah… you can send them roses, bouquets, beer, cakes… and once you do, they send you a picture with them and express gratitude like obedient sluts. This one, by far, is the only one that works properly. The images here are perfect, and for once, Eira looks like herself. Other than that, you can call your AI babe, and this feature is fine. I’m not big on the whole phone sex thing, but it works, so I’m not going to bash it.
Some Things Shouldn’t Be Created
By the way, AIGirlfriends.ai also built a fake social network for their digital nymphos. The live feed is Instagram if every poster were unemployed, gorgeous, and contractually obligated to think about you. You unlock posts with a click of a button, and it’s usually a nude or a sex shot in the middle of a beach or a pool. Don’t really see much of a use for this feature, but it exists. Since we’re talking about features, the AI Character Creator is the one they are proudest of, and it is the part that most exposes the assembly line. You get to build-a-bear your chick with sliders and presets. Age first: 18–21, 22–25, 26–30, 31–33. Then personality from a menu of romantic, dominant, shy, caring, submissive, fantasy, assertive… as if I’m ordering a damn Subway sandwich and the bread is a trauma response. Then there’s Hair, eyes, skin, body... Soft voice or confident voice. Sliders for how she acts with you, whether she’s a smartie or a drama queen, quiet or playful, kind or sharp with her words, shy or wild, you get the gist. I’m not going to sit here and explain the entire process, but I did create my own AI bimbo, and the results were functional, to say the least. Not exactly mind-blowing territory, but decent enough to qualify as the chick I described.
Let’s move on to the Image Generator, which is also a Video Generator, but they couldn’t be bothered to name it something fancy. This one is pretty simple. You’ve got a prompt box, a menu of suggestions for outfits, action, pose, accessories, and background. And below it, you get to select your character. I didn’t even bother with the suggestions because they are basically supplements for your main prompt. Instead, I wrote out a detailed description in that box and generated an image first. I toggled that NSFW button because I ain’t no pussy! Anyway, I described a blowjob scene, selected Yumi Starlight as the girlfriend about to be debauched, and keep in mind: Yumi is a brown-eyed, black-haired skinny chick. Why is that important? Because the image this site generated gave me a brown-haired chick sucking a cock in the middle of a DBZ transformation (I’m not kidding. The background has the aura), and her fingers are disjointed and bending in a weird way. Yeah… a total fucking bust! With nothing to lose, I generated a video with the SAME prompt and the same character, and I’m not even going to unpack how cursed the results are… I’ll try, but how the fuck do I describe missing eyes, a thousand fingers, and a cock that’s getting strangled by them?
Send Him Back To Grade School
I wish there were some kind of redemption for AIGirlfriends.ai, but I couldn’t find another positive thing about it. Seriously… this site failed to deliver on the most basic of features.
The chatting feels forced, the generative features are a steaming pile of dogshit, and the only semi-good thing about it is the voice calls. I wouldn’t even recommend this site to my worst enemy.
And can you believe that this shit actually costs money to use? Monthly is $12.99 after they slash a fake $20. Why do I say fake? Because the motherfucking picture says 50% off, and last time I checked, 50% off $20 isn’t $12.99. Then there’s quarterly at $9.99 a month. Once again… how the fuck is 60% off $20 equal to $9.99? Okay, I’m not even going to continue listing these prices because I’m losing IQ points just by looking at them. As a matter of fact, I’m not even going to give a synopsis of this whole thing because it’s filled with disappointment.
