When it comes to the kind of porn topics that a lot of people will not touch with a barge pole, you can always rely on me, The Porn Dude, to get stuck into them with some serious intensity. I love being the one responsible for trend-setting in the world of smut and bringing people face-to-face with information best described as game-changing.
Like, for example, one thing that a lot of people often don't wanna talk about is the fact that there is a massive load of straight people who watch gay porn. In particular, I have met countless women over the years who adore a gay porn sesh because they simply can't help but get turned on by seeing two men fuck each other. But do you know why else they watch it? Well, you will often find some of the greatest cocks imaginable being deployed in the world of gay smut!
Naturally, there are a lot of straight people who watch such gay porn content and find themselves thinking, ‘’damn, I wish that big gay stud would plow me all night long with his meat stick!’’ but then find themselves a little bit disheartened when they realize that sexuality is probably gonna be a bit of a barrier here. However, it's not all doom and gloom, because many people are saying that a fantastic alternative lies in the kind of gay sex shops that are able to provide you with a catalog of some of those realistic gay dildos known to man!
However, highly realistic is a bit of a spectrum, and I've encountered a lot of gay sex shops over the last few years that are definitely not able to justify the often bold and audacious promises that they make when you first arrive. And, as always, you can rely on me to call them out. That's why, today, it's time for me to see whether Qutoys.com is gonna be the kind of store that can make all of our realistic dildo fantasies a very firm reality!
What is Qutoys.com?
Qutoys.com is an LGBTQ+ focused sex shop, sure, but it is still one that is equally ideal for a straight-oriented audience who are looking for some of the most realistic dildos around. After all, this is a site that has set out on a mission to bring you all manner of hyperrealistic cock toys that can range from huge and thick to soft, small, and thrusting.
What are the Realistic Dildos Like on Qutoys.com?
Across the platform, one can find various gay dildos that have been replicated around the dicks of some LGBTQ+ porn content creators, ranging from grey-haired muscle daddies to black studs with the kind of BBCs between their legs that are made for breeding bottom bitch holes! Next, though, it's time for me to take a look at some of those heavily bought products inside of its sex toy portfolio!
● The Jordan King Replica Dildo - I often wonder if Jordan King choose the surname that he did because, whenever he is balls deep in a bottom slut and push pushing them closer and closer to the kind of prostate orgasm and they will remember until the end of the day, the latter often can't help but call him ‘’king.’’ Anyway, if you've ever seen Jordan in action and have always craved the opportunity to slide down a majestic BBC that is as perfectly shaped and as enormous as his is, this dildo on Qutoys.com is gonna be a perfect chance to get the next best thing. After all, it's a big dick replica of the mighty BBC that swings around between Jordan’s thick black thighs, and the level of detail to be found across the toy is genuinely astounding!
● The Longaniza Huge and Keel Dildo - Sometimes, there are a lot of people out there who end up buying a perfectly straight dildo because they feel it looks as aesthetic as fuck but, when they put it in their ass or pussy, they find them themselves truly disappointed because, after all, you simply cannot beat to the kind of cock that has a bit of a kink in it so that it be open is able to hit your G-spot or P-spot. And if that’s the kind of experience you’re looking for, Qutoys.com has you covered with a toy called Longaniza. Holy shit, this is honestly one of the most perfectly shaped dildos I've ever seen before, and not only is it absolutely fucking huge to such an extent that it will transform your holes beyond all recognition, but it comes with a perfect keel to ensure that it will hammer your G or P spot until your knees shake. It currently has 26 reviews and all of them are five stars!
● Stroker or Stretcher, It’s Whatever the Fuck You Want it to be! - The next toy that I want to get you introduced to is arguably one of the most unique ones in the catalog on Qutoys.com, and it's one that is the perfect fit for people who are stuck between buying a dildo or a dick stroker for themselves. After all, this toy has both! It's called the Hole-Y Cow dildo, and it’s the kind of perfectly shaped fuck toy that you would love to bury inside of your horny holes, but when you flip it around, you will see that there is a fuckable asshole located right there at the back of the ball sack. Man, this is the kind of toy that gives you some serious bang for your kinky buck and can really give you the best of both worlds when you're masturbating your own brains out!
The Design of the Dildo Shop
Qutoys.com starts off with an LGBTQ+ themed logo spelling out the name of the site, accompanied by a unicorn and a tagline of ‘’do real, be real!’’ Along with buttons to access your account, search engine, and cart, a main menu appears that takes you to everything from best sellers and new arrivals to signature dildos, classic dildos, and the About page.
The store’s dirty little homepage begins with a slideshow of well-designed images showcasing featured products, then takes you to a dildo categories page with eight different forms of dildos, ranging from soft and keel to black and thrusting.
This is followed by a really cool selection of six model testimonials that showcase various LGBTQ influencers posing with sex toys they bought through Qutoys.com, and some of them are definitely not afraid to show you just how naughty they can get with them.
Qutoys.com will introduce you to some of the site’s best-selling products, each with a product photo, title, overall user rating, and price. Below that is a selection of written testimonials from people who have bought products through the site, along with an About section that explains what the brand is all about.
Finally, you'll see a selection of the site's main selling points, from private packaging and free shipping to a one-year warranty and secure payments. There is a selection of various dildos that have been crafted around the exceptionally talented dicks of various gay content creators and pornstars.
What I Like Most About it
I honestly do love it when I encounter a sex toy store that's some fantastic niche for itself, and to say that Qutoys.com has done an exceptional job of this is a bit of an understatement. After all, this is the kind of store that can bring you face-to-face with a fantastic portfolio of very realistic dildos that is ideally suited to the gay community but is equally one that's going to find a warm place in the hearts of straight and bisexual dildo enthusiasts around the world as well.
There is a fantastic selection of testimonials on the site that really showcase just how good these toys are, and I particularly like how the influencers reviewing them are not afraid to show what they look like in action, often by wrapping their lips around them and sucking them with some serious levels of pure sexual passion.
Qutoys.com is also able to bring you some seriously unique products that range from breeding dildos that will pump your holes with artificial sperm to the kind of dildos that really do it all and are able to offer you both a stroker and a dildo in one convenient package. Better yet, when you arrive at the product page, you will also be given a frontline look at what actually goes into making many of these toys, particularly the ones that have been molded around the cocks of various XXX gay content creators.
What I Don’t Like
My only criticism of the site is the otherwise fantastic section of model testimonials on the homepage. After all, when you click a testimonial to hear what they're saying and see what it looks like when they're putting in the action, you're redirected to the product page rather than the actual video.
Suggestions I Have for Qutoys.com
It would be great for the site to potentially feature some of the video testimonials on the actual product page because, currently, a lot of people might find themselves disappointed by the fact that they want to hear what a model is saying about the product and witness what it looks like when they test it out and are unable to watch the video when they click on it.
Conclusion
Qutoys.com is overall one of the most impressive dildo stores that I've seen in a long time. Sure, it might be heavily geared toward a gay audience, but it's also the kind of store that's likely to have enough products spread across it to appeal to both straight and bisexual audiences. You're gonna encounter some seriously unique and hyperrealistic dildo toys on here, that's for sure.
