You might not recognize the name Toby Dick, but there’s a damn good chance you’ve seen his pornos. That’s especially true if you’re into the harder flavors of hardcore like deep throating, butt fucking and ass eating, maybe with a tall glass of homemade lemonade on the side. Homeboy’s been in the business for a few years now, and speaking as a fan, I’m happy we can dig into his catalog right from the source.
That’s right: TobyDick.com is a premium dirty movie site with an emphasis on depravity. The platform’s only been around for around a year and a half, but Toby’s reputation proceeds him. They’ve been pulling thousands of visitors a day lately, yours truly among them. If the usual big-name paysites are starting to feel a little vanilla to somebody as freaky as you, well, perhaps you’ve just struck gold. Who’s up for a closer, tighter, wetter peek at what’s inside?
What’s Toby Dick Up to These Days?
Like most premium video joints nowadays, TobyDick greets visitors with an auto-playing montage at the top of the front page. Within moments of landing, you’ll get a damn good idea what kind of smut they’re peddling around here. As I type this up, the preview features snippets from the latest threesome movie. A couple gorgeous nymphettes work each other over with fingers and big, intense-looking toys before the dude gets involved, stuffing their various holes from various angles.
Production-wise, there’s a certain amateur charm while retaining the stellar framing, lighting and video resolution you expect from the bigger brands. They probably have a similar budget to what I’m working with over at PornDudeCasting. The movies look fantastic and fapworthy, with beautiful, eager girls getting nasty on camera.
The casting contributes to that semi-DIY aesthetic, too. They’re not shooting with a ton of the most recognizable faces in the business, but their roster of pornstars, amateurs and rising starlets are gorgeous, kinky, and sexually talented. The most popular chicks on the TobyDick.com Models page include Baby Kxtten, Angel Sky, Red Fire and the mononym-rocking Emojota. Personally, I’m a bit smitten with cutie Wontherine and alt girl Gigi Rouge, who have been featured in three TobyDick movies each.
Just to reiterate, these babes are getting into kinkier adventures than what I expect from most paysites. There’s group sex, rough stuff and tons of butt loving, plus extreme face fucking, humiliation, old and young hookups, slapping, and wearing toilet seats like necklaces. Most hardcore sites are drenched in cum and pussy squirts, but you’ll find a couple more human juices included in this style of cuisine.
If I have any complaint about the setup at Toby Dick, it’s just that I couldn’t find a full, browsable index of tags. The library is clearly well organized, but there’s no way to dig into the full menu of perversion. You’ll find tags lists below each video, though, which you can use to find similar content. I’m really hoping to see a full list at some point, because there are a ton of rare keywords here. Spanking, Spit On Face, Rimming, Hair Pulling and Domination are just a handful of them.
There are free video previews, so the first thing I watched was a two-minute sample from the aptly titled Don’t Think, Just Ram It In My Piss-Drinking Throat And Ass. The girl’s got a sexy accent when she’s talking, but she’s got her mouth full for much of the trailer. That pretty face gets fucked hard, she licks butthole, and then gets pounded in own gaping pooper, squealing almost the whole time. After chugging sperm, she washes it down with warm homebrew kombucha straight from the fleshy tap.
Cheap Tickets and Absolutely Filthy Films
TobyDick.com is freaky enough that it hovers near fetish territory, and I was really expecting the high price tag that often comes with the extra-kinky stuff. To my pleasant surprise, memberships are
considerably cheaper than most paysites at just $19 a month. The yearly rate is an even better deal at a buck under a hundo, breaking down to about 27 cents a day. That’s not even a cup of coffee, my dudes!
The sheer depravity of the content ain’t the only noteworthy thing about it. The site hasn’t been around too long, so I was expecting a relatively slim catalog. Again, they surprised me, with over a hundred movies as of this writing. Runtimes are excellent, with most films clocking in between 40 and 50 minutes. If you’re the kind of wanker who appreciate a nice, long marathon fap, you’ve come to the right place.
They’re also putting out a new movie every Friday, giving you a nice treat to kick off every weekend. Weekly releases are standard for the industry, but the kinkier sites don’t always adhere to the standards. All in all, TobyDick offers a killer bang for your buck even before we consider the rare quality of the material.
Watching Toby Dick, Both of Us Hard at Work
After getting my Toby Dick account set up, it was time to watch some of his work. I decided to begin my official fap test with a little something called Nose Hook Throatfuck – Spew and Rimming Whipped and Marked. Wontherine looks adorable as hell even with the titular nose hook in the thumbnail, and as the film opened, I knew I’d made the right choice. The intro is cute, with Wontherine pretending to play guitar along to a pop song about getting sexually dominated. She teases her body and beautiful smile, and then we get some POV shots when the music cuts off.
“I want to be degraded so much, daddy,” she says, nipples poking through the yellow mesh of her top. “If I were you, I’d fuck myself, too,” she says, on her knees and ready. She grabs the cameraman’s dick, wraps her pretty lips around it, and starts sucking. There’s a big mirror in the room, which Toby Dick uses to get some additional angles along with the POV.
The roughness levels up with every second. By the five-minute mark, she’s got that nose hook turning her face into a sexy, spit-covered pig who just can’t get enough sausage. She crawls to the mirror for a peek at herself. “I look so dirty,” she says before getting back to the task at hand. It’s a lengthy rough oral scene, at least half the full runtime, and Wontherine even eats some ass while she’s at it.
“Thank you,” she says after getting slapped while jerking Toby Dick’s turgid dick. It’s rough but oddly sweet, with passionate kisses in between smacks. There’s more cocksucking and rimming, and then Wontherine gets on her hands and knees to get her juicy ass lit up with a riding crop. “Thank you, daddy,” she squeals.
Have a Crank and Save Some for Later
Once that cake is thoroughly red and beaten, its owner squirming and moaning, Toby Dick turns his attention to her thighs. As painful as it looks, she’s humping the air and eyeballing his boner like she’s absolutely desperate for more. As soon as she gets a chance, she eagerly bobs her head on his pecker, going balls deep, gagging and gurgling.
I don’t want to spoil anything, but the cutie’s makeup is smeared, her face is soaking wet, and her smile is fucking huge by the end of the feature. Her skin is whipped to hell, and she’s absolutely beaming as shows off the smack marks. “Thank you, daddy,” she says. “I love being yours.” Thank you, Wontherine, because I love being able to watch!
Downloads are included with the membership, which ain’t always a given on modern paysites, especially the kinkier ones. I snagged the full 4K ultra-HD version, a whopping seven and a half gigs, but the resolutions go as low as 480p if you’re running low on hard drive space. I’m already planning on downloading a ton of these flicks for the permanent spank bank, including Wontherine’s other two features.
I probably wouldn’t recommend TobyDick.com to my grandma or anybody with a taste for the tame, but it’s a far easier recommendation to anybody who likes their porno filthy. The movies and the women in them are fucking beautiful, and holy shit, they don’t shy away from the rough stuff. If you’re into anal sex, degradation, face fucking and other extra-hard hardcore, do yourself a favor and take in a few of the free previews here. I bet you end up buying a ticket to the full, freaky show.
