BangBros

The tagline under the logo outside Bang Bros Network aka Bang Brothers says it’s Where The Girls Really Know How To Fuck! They call themselves The Original Amateur Porn Network and then show you pictures of your favorite professional video-sluts. I’m talking about girls like Adriana Chechik, Gianna Dior, and Jade Kush. Pornstars you know and love doing amateur work? It all looks pretty polished to me.

Hey, whatever. Call it what you want, but BangBros aka BangBrothers has a formula that undeniably works. Today I’m going to take a totally scholarly, dick-in-my-pants look at that formula. I swear, I’m typing this with two hands.

Often Imitated, Never Duplicated

You’ve heard of Bang Bros already. They’ve been around for a couple of decades now and have become a true force in the world of online pornography. They’ve put out more than 15,000 movies, and the main site is currently pulling about 20 million views a month. BangBros.com is actually the center of an Internet smut empire than spans over 50 sites.

Tons of porn these days features dudes driving around, picking up hot randos, and banging them in the back of the bus. I’m not sure if BangBros invented this sub-genre, but they definitely helped define and refine it with their BangBus. You see the scenario repeated all over the damn place, along with the professional “amateur” production they’re known for.

(In case you were wondering, yes, BangBus is included with a BangBros membership. You get access to over 50 sites in their network, including AssParade, MonsterOfCock, and PublicBang. Sorry, but you’ll have to sign up separately for SexBusters, PublicInvasion, and Don’t Fuck My Daughter.)

BangBros is big enough, popular enough, and unstoppable enough that you’ve certainly pulled the ol’ pud to their flicks, even if you’ve never signed up and paid for the privilege. Because of their insane popularity, they’re one of the most widely pirated porn players. It’s hard to find a free sex tube without any content straight-up stolen from BangBros and uploaded by some cretin with a boner.

I’m going to give you two options. One, you can watch Kelsi Monroe getting fucked in a fifth-generation, Super Nintendo resolution copy on a free tube that makes you stream from a piracy site owned by the Russian mob. There will be lots of buffering and lots of spam. Or, you can go to the source and beat off to the same video in smooth-streaming, crystal-clear HD.

Yeah, it’s an easy choice for me, but I’m not so broke I have to watch anal porn at the library next to a guy who smells like booze and piss. BangBros has a couple of options for the cheapskates, though.

Top Pornstar Fucks for a Buck

BangBros is thirty bucks a month, just like almost every other premium porn site. It’s cheaper if you buy a year, or you go crackhead-style and just sign up for a day or a week. You can hang around outside Wal-Mart and easily beg enough change to get your fix of MILFs creampied by their step-sons and 18+ teen sluts squirting girl-cum from their pussies.

A word of warning, though: those short trial memberships auto-bill at a higher rate than usual. I’m sure the kind of responsible, good-with-money person who buys porn access by the day is smart enough to cancel before that happens, though, right?

You may have noticed the site stats on the Adults Only warning screen when you first got to BangBros. It mentions how they have more than 50 sites, and over 15,000 scenes with at least 6,000 beautiful, slutty girls so far. I think the 15k number is network-wide, because it says I only have 8,836 scenes in my membership.

As of this writing, basic BangBros membership comes with 54 sites. (All the videos are accessible from the central site, which is way more convenient than otherwise.) I’m guessing those other thousands of movies are spread around the rest of the BangBros network. You’ll get a menu of add-ons after signing in. Sites like AbuseMe, FilthyFamily, and BlacksOnMoms looks amazing, but will make your BangBros subscription more expensive.

OMFG, That’s a Ton of Porno

Once you get logged in and through the upsell screens, BangBros hits you with the goods. The main screen of your Members page features the latest and greatest the site has to offer. There are a few free cams at the top, but remember to tip the girls if you want them to show their pussies.

I went straight for the top-rated scene on the whole site. Uploaded just a few days ago, Sexy Ass Jynx Maze Gets A Creampie is a 22-minute, 4K Ultra-Definition POV banging site from BangPOV, natch. Bust out the VR headset and tell the wife you’re just polishing your glasses under that blanket you keep on the couch.

There’s a button to watch the trailer at the bottom of the video player. I was all lubed up and ready for business, though, so I skipped to the main event. The video loads up instantly with no buffering even in high quality. Downloads of the scene are available in the same resolutions.

Our hero, Camera-head, opens a door and peeps on a beautiful brunette in a bathroom. He gropes her ass, and the opening banter sets it up as a taboo scene between step-siblings. They don’t seem to get along too well, but fortunately, she’s horny and hungry for the taste of dick.

Jynx is a such a hot piece of ass, and she knows how to work every inch of that flawless body to tease mind-blowing orgasms out of her sex partners and viewers. She’s had a lot of practice, even just counting her dozens of scenes on BangBros. I also recommend Big Black Cock Break In and The View of Anal with Jynx Maze, both of which you’ll find by clicking her name below the video.

Gorgeous, Talented, and So Horny

I’ve seen a bunch of my favorite sluts on BangBros within minutes of logging in, but the search bar entices me to “Search for all models.” That’s some confidence in their selection of slutty babes.

Earlier, I’d been bummed to find out Mia Khalifa’s site was on the network, but not included with the basic subscription. I typed her name in the search and found out I had a few dozen of her scenes anyway. Nice! I clicked “Request more shoots of me” on the sidebar. It’s nice that BangBros is listening, or at least pretending to.

You can also check out the Girls page to see them all lined up like cuts of meat. The default view is Top Rated, and your prime cunts include babes like Rachel Starr, Remy LaCroix, Kendra Lust, and Valentina Nappi.

If you’re less concerned about famous names and faces, I recommend jumping right to the Category area and dialing in what you’re into. BangBros doesn’t have thousands of micro-categories like some sites, but there are a few pages of tags as specific as Public Fucking, Tattoo Girl, and Tittyfuck.

Once you pull up the videos for a babe, site, or porn category, it’s easy to find the best shit by using the Top Rated sort option. The number one most popular ass-fingering video on BangBros is a classic from 2009 called She Touches Her First Dick. The quality is a little rougher around the edges than what we’ve grown used to from, but you can see exactly why they’ve remained major players in the porn game.

It’s telling me that my only complaint is that some stuff costs extra. That’s not even really a complaint. It’s just how the entire rest of the world works. Boo-hoo if your CNFM fetish scenes still cost extra, like they always have. You still get access to a really massive stash of premium bang movies.

BangBros (often misspelled as "bangbross" and "bamgbros") is an easy choice if you’re looking for a premium site to sign up for. It costs the same as the rest of the paysites, but with better porno than most. Not only are the fuck movies exceptional, but the entire collection also stretches back twenty years. You can download to your heart’s content, but it would be a challenge just beating off to every new scene pouring out of this smut faucet.