Looking for a quick fuck? A real fuck? A real quick fuck? Like Kanye and Lil Pump from that one song where they walk around in Roblox outfits? Well, USASexGuide.nl is here to help you with that. Well, minus the Roblox outfits. The entire point of the site? Connect horny guys like you to women who are going to let them fuck all night long. Hey, you can’t tell me you aren’t glad that this site is at least trying to make it happen. Sure, you might not find the purest girls around here, but you sure as hell will get a bunch of pussy. So, let’s dig in!
First of all, if you’re new then you should probably go to the FAQ to get the gist of everything. They’ve got everything explained in great detail so there really is no reason for you to skip this part of the website. If you have a question and feel like you’re going to be smart by asking it in the actual forums, just think about it for a second, and then look at the FAQ. You’re not smart just because you didn’t read the FAQ goddamnit, so just look there if you’ve got a question.
If you go to the general questions, you’ll notice that this site is very self-aware about the state of it. All of the content is user-generated and there’s no way that they can moderate everything on the site. That means some of the information on it might be old, or perhaps the site might be used by sex workers trying to make money off you, or even worse cops who are trying to make money off you. At least with the sex workers, you’re the one doing the fucking. Did you think police officers carry those nightsticks in order to beat people with them? Oh, sweet summer child. Those sticks have seen some dark times.
Looking at USA Sex Guide, we can notice that they’ve got a really simple design going for them. Nothing too flashy or exciting. Just plain text and some simple blue colors. This does make the experience a bit more boring, but you can’t really expect much else from a forum site. Those guys haven’t changed since the 90’s except for the fact that they added more and more pixels as the monitors became higher in resolution. You’d expect that even the forum-goers would get bored from the same old by now. I guess not.
The simplicity of the design does have its merits though, as USASexGuide.nl’s pages load quicker than you can say “I haven’t fucked in like three years and this website is my last resort”. Come to think of it, any website would load in that amount of time. Ah whatever, facts are still facts, unless they’re alternative. Woah, not going there, The Porn Dude does not endorse any political party, unless they pay me a lot of money. Hey, at least I’m being honest… Unlike the parties. Jeez, I’m on a roll today.
The forum rooms are separated into different areas and cities so that you can find some action as close to you as possible. They were also smart enough to group big cities into their own standalone groups so that they wouldn’t make such a big fuss around it. Going back to the different locations, you can rest assured that you won’t be left out no matter where you’re from. Are you from Alabama and your sister isn’t giving you any action, don’t worry, there are plenty of sisters waiting to fuck on this site. They might not be your sisters, but they’re definitely sisters.
You can also look at the photo gallery on USASexGuide.nl by using the adequate tab at the top of the page. Indeed, you’re one click away from a huge repository of amazing images. All of these pictures are amateur in nature so if that’s your thing you’re going to be very excited around here, I can promise you that. I mean, I’d be excited if I got to see a bunch of girls and their cute pussies. especially if it turned out that one of the girls is someone that I know. Now that would be a real show, wouldn’t it?
Taking a look at USASexGuide.nl (used to be known as "usasexguide.info" and "usasexguide.com") as a whole, you can expect many great things if you’re looking for a connection with a woman near you. And while all those ads might be lying, this place certainly is not, there are so many beautiful babes that are looking for sex tonight that you’ll be drowning in pussy in no time. On that note, we should reiterate that some of the info here is not correct and there are sex workers and law enforcement lurking, so stay vigilant guys.