I’m not sure if Dr. Yuu is a real person. In fact, I’m pretty sure he’s just a name the company came up with to help hawk their wares. This isn’t unusual in the world of marketing, adult or otherwise, and I bet you’ve heard of some other sex-themed mascot dudes out there. I feel like this one really does justice to the brand, too: doctors are trustworthy when it comes to matters of sexual health, like masturbation, and his fictional nature fits perfectly with the fantastical toys they’re making. These ain’t your average pocket pussies, my dudes!
DrYuu.us makes high-quality hentai sex toys. Most of their products are similar to what they sell at the more traditional adult toy stores, but with brighter colors, bigger eyes, and a general anime aesthetic. Their catalog is pulled straight out of the wet dreams of weeaboos around the world, so if you’ve been looking for a way to level up your waifu fantasies, this may be your lucky day. I’m always looking for new ways to stroke my dick, so without further ado, let’s go find some.
Not Your Boring Dad’s Sex Toy Shop
Two things struck me immediately as I pulled up the front page of DrYuu for the first time. One was just the professionalism of the joint, which immediately put me at ease about spending money here. Any good e-commerce site should look like they put some time, money and effort into the presentation, lest they give the impression of being a total scam.
The second element that caught my attention was the heavily anime-influenced vibes. There are usually some stray manga girls to be found among the usual sex shops, but they’re all over the place in the DrYuu.us catalog. Nearly every single product in their lineup has a lovely hentai lady staring at you from the spec page and the packaging.
The vibes are fantastic, somewhere between a good comic shop, a doujinshi library, and a sex toy superstore. It feels inviting even to neckbeards who feel out of place anywhere outside of Reddit, but of course, aesthetics count for nothing if there’s nothing good to buy. Fortunately, the titillating window dressing has a hell of a lot of substance behind it.
Before we get deeper into the catalog, it’s worth mentioning a couple basics first. The shipping page says they only offer free shipping periodically, but the individual product listings typically mention free shipping within the US. I’m guessing DrYuu has a warehouse in the US in addition to their Hong Kong headquarters, because shipping to North America typically takes between 3 and 15 days. They offer discreet worldwide shipping, except to Islamic countries, which you probably already guessed if you live in a place like Afghanistan.
They have a Quality Guarantee, so if your TPE foot or mecha girl masturbator arrives all fucked up, you can get a replacement free of charge. The typical caveats for sex toys apply, though, so don’t expect to send them a jizz-filled mermaid stroker and get your money back just because you changed your mind. This ain’t fucking Wal-Mart, stupid.
Exploring Dr. Yuu’s Catalog of Toys
Dr. Yuu is a relatively new company and only sells DrYuu-branded products, so the catalog isn’t quite as massive as you find among some of the bigger online toy stores out there. The current lineup consists of around 50 exclusive products in a beautiful and oft-freaky variety of styles. Their masturbatory engineers behind the scenes are constantly dreaming up new ways to get their customers off, too, and promise new products released weekly.
If you’ve already got an idea what you’re looking for, they’ve carved the catalog into half a dozen broad sections. In the Manual aisle, you’ll find hentai-influenced variations of handheld dick strokers. Instead of the usual Fleshlights and generic knockoffs, you’ve got your choice of channeled feet, tiny torsos, fuckable ice cream cones and boneable titties. Even the more traditional pocket pussy designs feature devil-horned nymphettes and other anime hotties.
The eight items in Dr. Yuu’s Electric section level up the stimulation with automatic vibration and suction. I’ve got my eye on an anime oral masturbator with a tongue that spins around your dick, as well as an app-controlled auto-thruster with a waifu voice. While electronic sex toys have come down in cost over the last few years, I was very impressed by the price tags here. Every one of the electric masturbators is under a hundo, solid bargains when you compare them to some of the bigger names in the industry.
The low prices in the Heated section were likewise bargains. They’ve got a heated, vibrating pussy for just under sixty bones that’s calling my name, or maybe it’s just the anime redhead on the box talking dirty in my head. In any case, they’ve got a heating rod for twenty bucks, which is typically what I use for warming my toy collection up to human temperature.
The other three product categories at DrYuu.us (“Collections”) are broken up not by feature, but overall design. Find soft lips and tongues in the Oral section, bangable cake on the Butt shelf, and a few larger toys in the Torso area. Their Dr. Yuu Dual-Channel Waifu Torso has a realistic posable skeleton built on top of the usual metal frame, something I’ve never seen before, even from torso-focused brands like Tantaly.
Not Sure? Watch a Video!
One of the biggest challenges of buying sex toys online is just guessing what they’re going to feel like once you get all lubed up and slip inside. On most sites, you just have to read the production description, look at the pictures, and hope everything is really as good as they’re claiming. One of the things I really love about the Dr. Yuu website are their excellent product demonstrations (“Product Guides”).
Over in the Torso section, an 18-pound Cowgirl Waifu for $155 caught my eye. The photos look fuckable enough, but it was the video that had me checking my bank balance to see if I could afford a splurge and a splooge. They show the jiggly thing from all angles, an unboxing that gives a better idea of its real size, and demonstrations of how well all four of its textured internal channels can accept a hard shaft. In case you’re wondering, the extra two holes are her big-ass nipples. Try that in real life!
Even the cheaper, less elaborate toys often have great multimedia Product Guides. I checked out the promo video for their Ultra-Tight Maiden Waifu pocket pussy, and I love how they poke that thing to show you its soft, flesh-like texture. They’ve also got some wild penetration shots, offering a dicks-eye view of the multi-tiered ribs and sensory nodes within.
As much as I appreciate the extended views, the Product Guides are still just promotional material made by a company who’s trying to tell you stuff. If you’re looking for some first-hand accounts from users who’ve actually fucked these things, their user reviews offer some real insights from real customers. Nearly everyone who’s tried the Ultra-Tight Maiden has given her five out of five stars. “Legit the tightest toy I own. Great suction and discreet shipping.”
Well, I’m sold, especially since it’s under fifty bucks with free shipping. The product listing says local warehouse deliveries take 3-8 days, so I’ve got my fingers crossed that it shows up this coming week. If all goes well, I’ll be leaving my own little writeup beneath the pics. I know people are often hesitant to leave reviews for dirty adult products, but come on, it’s anonymous and you’ll be doing your fellow perverts a real solid.
DrYuu.us wouldn’t be my immediate recommendation to general perverts looking for a new toy to shove their dick into, but if you’re into hentai, you might want to make this your first stop. Their growing line of high-quality products is catered direct to anime-loving perverts like you and me, with much better prices than you’d get from any of the big-name adult toy manufacturers. You usually have to pay extra for sweet gimmicks like this, which only highlights the value even more. If nothing else, the catalog is worth a look, because you probably didn’t know half these products even existed. Welcome to a new world of whacking off, my horny friends.
