Punter Planet

PunterPlanet is yet another website about luxury escorts. We've seen plenty so far. However, you're soon going to find out that this one is a little bit different. Not that it works in a different way or anything, rather, PunterPlanet looks like a lot of effort has been put into making it. You know that feeling, I'm sure. You make your way inside a website, and you're like "Damn this place looks like a hobo's asscrack." Plenty of escort websites are like that, but Punter Planet looks like Elon Musk's asscrack. Imagine that black hole.

PunterPlanet is the home of the escort connoisseur, as it says on their homepage. This is where you're supposed to find the best independent escorts in Australia. So, if you live in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide and so on, you just might get lucky with a hot escort. The home page doesn't seem intimidating at all, and I like that. Sure, first off, I was a bit confused. PunterPlanet asks you to admit that you are at least 18, and once you do, you can go inside. However, most websites will give you a dialog box with the option to enter or to leave, however, this doesn't happen here. PunterPlanet has a "purgatory," let's call it that. It's a section of the website with all the info about it. You need to click on the picture in the middle of the purgatory to go inside. Once you do that you're ready to get some escorts.

The homepage is pretty neat. There are a lot of showcased listings for you to chose from. They all look pretty legit, what's necessary so that you get the feeling of security. And by the way, one more thing that you need to know is that PunterPlanet is a hybrid of escort reviews and escort directory. I like it when I know that my escort is not a bum. Hell, if their reviews aren't nice, you don't want any of that punani, I mean, escorting, right? I know I wouldn't want to waste my money on a one-legged escort, that's for sure.

Next, we're going to check the Escorts header tab, because obviously, this is where all of the escorts can be found. Once this page loads (and it shouldn't take much, even though there are a lot of photos to load), you get to see a bunch of thumbnails of cute, seductive escorts. See if you like any of them, and click on one of the thumbnails, after you do, you'll get to see a lot of private info on the escort. I've seen what other escorts do on websites such as this one. They leave little to no info, no bio, no preferences, no rates, nothing. That sucks balls dude! However, the escorts on PunterPlanet.com have their short biographies written, they got their rates, their locations and all of that good stuff on their page. It's very neat, and yeah, you get to know if these girls are willing to travel or not. Now that's what a call a detailed service!

Once you click the escort that interests you, you get taken to their own page (you don't get taken to a whole different page/website, don't get me wrong), and what you find on top of this page is their name, it's usually Camilla, Mya, Jenna and so on. Underneath is the biography and some pictures. Keep scrolling, and you get to see the reviews of your escort (given that reviews exist). Keep going down, and you get to see the "stats" on the escort.

Their hair color, their eye color (these two are actually important because you usually can't tell since all of their faces are blurred out most of the time), the color of their skin, their height in centimeters or their height in feet, and the size of their dress and their bust. Oh yeah, you get to see if their boobs are natural or fake. Keep scrolling and what you'll find are their services. Now, while state laws prevent them from listening services, they encourage you to inquire. So, your escort will tell you whether they would like to do some mutual oral, rimming on you or rimming on her, costumes, strap-on play and so on and so on. you know, the usual freaky stuff your wife won't put up with.

Keep scrolling, and you'll find the most important thing about the escorts. The rates! Some rates will be right there on the website, for example, most girls will charge you around 400$ incall for thirty minutes, 1200$ for two hours incall and rates don't exist for 30-45 outcall. However, if you want some overnight stuff and a dinner date you will usually have to contact the escort and sort things out yourself. Be a man about it, that's all I have to say.

Oh yeah, and there are also a few more things. You get private escorts (most of them), agency escorts, parlor girls, masseurs, and even transgender escorts. When it comes to agencies (in the Agencies header tab), you get escort agencies, parlors, and industry supplies. Oh yeah, and if you want to advertise, you can do that on PunterPlanet as well, but I do believe that most of us aren't here for that purpose if you know what I mean.

PunterPlanet (often misspelled as "punters planet") does a great job at making sure that you feel "at home." It's easy to get what you want on this website, and you get plenty of escorts to choose from. What else do you want? I'll be as blunt as possible, and I'll say that if I was somewhere in Australia, lonely, and rich (and luckily I am not any of those things, thank god I am not Australian), I'd be wasting my cash on these girls for sure.