Somebody mentioned Pharm Discounter when I was talking about Viagra, which naturally caught my attention right away. I’d never heard of the site, but they’ve apparently been around in some way or another since 1999, giving them internet seniority over brands like Hims and BlueChew. I assumed it was going to be another telehealth platform with the same basic setup, but it’s actually even more convenient in a lot of respects. Not only do they carry a wider range of medications, but you can actually skip the mandatory checkup you run into on the big-name sites.
Pharm-Discounter.com is an online drug store where you can buy meds for all kinds of conditions. Since you’re reading this at ThePornDude, I’m going to focus much of this review on the boner pills, but you can always treat your allergies, fungal infections, asthma and osteoporosis while you’re at it. If you’ve been waiting fucking forever just trying to get an appointment at the local clinic, maybe this could be an alternative solution to your troubles.
Boner Pills without a Big H on the Box
As far as the presentation goes, Pharm-Discounter has kind of a generic vibe. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, especially when we’re talking about health instead of sex vids, and it helps set the kind of professional tone anybody likes to see in this context. The stock photo doctor on the front page looks like he’s serious about treating what ails you.
Below the good doctor’s headshot is a little label calling the site a “Verified pharmacy store” with “more than one hundred approved certificates”. They’ve only listed eight, though, in a row of icons like FDA Approved, Verified by VISA and McAfee Secure. I do wish you could click on them for additional info, but they’re presented as-is.
The About Us page at Pharm-Discounter.com is a little vague about the details, but I found some of what I was looking for over on the FAQ page. Turns out, “All our products are shipped from and manufactured in India; they are all approved for export by the INDIAN FDA.” (Emphasis theirs.) I didn’t realize this until today, but the US FDA actually has an office in New Delhi, where they oversee Indian food and medical products for US export.
Since the products are coming from India, yeah, you may have to wait a bit longer than you would for Hims. Unlike Hims, though, they don’t promise “discrete shipping” and then send you a package stamped with a big logo associated mainly with not being able to get your dick hard enough for sex. Shipping from Pharm-Discounter really is discreet, and all orders are sent out within 48 hours.
They promise fast and free delivery, though there are some catches. For one thing, “fast” is relative; it might take five days or it might take three weeks, but that’s pretty fucking quick when you consider international shipping times across human history. The minimums for free shipping are relatively high, in the hundreds of dollars, but again, we’re talking about the magic of global trade here.
It might not be ideal if you need your Cialis tomorrow, but if you can hold off for a while, it can save you a lot of money, effort and blue balls. In any case, Pharm Discounter offers a 100% delivery guarantee, with free reships or a full refund if you don’t get your product. You’ve got 30 days to hit up customer service and tell them what’s up.
Skip the Line and Tell Your Friends
One of the things I liked about Pharm Discounter immediately was that you can skip the doctor’s visit. If you’ve ever used a telehealth site like ForHims, you know that’s usually the first step. Depending on where you live, you may even be required to do a follow-up phone call with the doctor before you can get your script. At Pharm-Discounter,
you don’t need a prescription to order, which means you don’t need the Q&A sessions either.
That said, they do offer a free online checkup, which could potentially offer some peace of mind and some better medical advice than your weird uncle who does his own research via Facebook memes. I entered some basic personal details, clicked the anatomical drawing’s junk, and then selected Erectile Dysfunction from a list of potential issues. A page of ED info popped up and a similar email appeared in my inbox, along with a coupon code for 10% off. Even if you don’t feel like you need a checkup, that discount might be worth the seconds of clicking it requires.
While we’re talking perks, this is a good place to mention the generous bonus and referral program. Tell your friends about the site and you’ll immediately start earning 5% on whatever they spend. If those orders keep coming in, you can earn up to 10%, which can add up fast if you have a lot of friends.
All Your Favorite Dick Pills, Cheap
I know I keep talking about my dick, but I want to be clear that Pharm-Discounter.com ain’t devoted entirely to boner issues. They actually carry a very wide variety of meds, covering everything from arthritis to birth control to cancer. I couldn’t find any party drugs like opiates and benzos, but personally, I think the dick pills offer more recreational value anyway. You can’t cum if you’ve chewed up too many Oxys, you know.
On that note, they have a fantastic variety of medications for erectile dysfunction. All the usual suspects are here in branded and generic forms. Get your Viagra (Sildenafil), Cialis (Tadalafil), or Levitra (Vardenafil) in pills, jellies, dissolvable strips, or even sublingual sprays. They’ve also got injectable Alprostadil, as well as premature ejaculation solutions like Dapoxetine.
If you’re not sure which boner pill will be right for your needs, they offer some ED tester packs with a handful of each of the big three meds. The telehealth sites make you choose up front and then you have to talk to your internet doctor if you ever want to switch, which is an extra step that could potentially take days. Personally, I like the fast action of Sildenafil and the long duration of Tadalafil, so I’ve been known to combine the two.
Pricing, my friends, is fucking fantastic! Seriously, I encourage you to compare the price tags here to the ones on the big-name telehealth sites. Before I canceled my Hims prescription subscription, I was paying around $8 each for 10 mgs of generic Tadalafil. At Pharm Discounter, you can get the branded 20 mg version for as low as $1.19 a pop. Those shipping times ain’t looking too bad now, are they?
As elsewhere, you do get the best deals if you buy in bulk. That $1.19 price I mentioned only kicks in when you order at least 360 pills, but the prices are still better than the major telehealth sites even if you’re just buying a handful. Ten 20 mg Cialis pills will only run you $42, which is about a quarter what Hims was charging me by the milligram. A ten pack of name-brand 100 mg Viagra will run you the same. Keep in mind, discounts kick in at 20 pills, and can save you a whole shitload of money.
Ordering from Pharm Discounter
I decided to order a twenty pack of those iconic 100 mg blue diamonds. Since my order was well under the minimum, I did have to pay for delivery: $30 for express service in a few days, or $15 for regular shipping that could potentially take a few weeks. Even going the faster route, the total was just over $80. They threw in a pretty enticing upsell, too: 30 more pills for just $9 more.
It gets better, too. You can score a free ED pack with your order, like I just did. I’m actually not sure what I did to qualify for the bonus, but it includes one each of Viagra (100 mg), Cialis (20 mg) and Levitra (20 mg). There’s also an option to select No Bonus, but why in the world would I do that?
Pharm-Discounter.com is a full-fledged Indian internet pharmacy, stocked with all kinds of name-brand and generic meds for whatever ails you. If it’s your dingdong giving you issues, you’re in good hands, because they’ve got an extensive selection of ED meds with better price tags and less hassle attached than the American telehealth brands. The prices are low enough to score you a deal even if you don’t qualify for free shipping, and no shit, it’ll cost you less than an American doctor’s visit alone to max out the perks.
