TheAlphaBoost

What exactly does The Alpha Boost do for a man? Well, it’s right there in the name, though it might depend a bit on how you define “Alpha”. It’s the first letter of the Greek alphabet and sometimes used to denote the first of anything, though it’s more commonly an indicator of strength, dominance, and overt levels of masculine manliness. Considering you’re reading this on ThePornDude, I bet you’ve got some ideas of what’s about to get boosted here.

You may have guessed this from the name, but TheAlphaBoost.com is hawking all-natural male enhancement supplements designed to boost your libido, performance and sexual energy. You’ve probably seen the promise a thousand times before, from a thousand different dick-pill makers, so what separates these guys from the sketchy capsules you can find at truck stops and the dank-smelling sex shop on the bad part of town? That’s what I aimed to find out today as I dug in for a closer look.

Cheaper Than Viagra and Easier to Get

The website for TheAlphaBoost lives on a domain that’s only a couple years old, though I’m not sure I would have guessed that from the front page. It’s not exactly an ugly site, but it’s pretty basic for something in the 21st century. The whole website is literally just one page, which is a little unusual in this day and age, but at least it feels professional. Unlike those truck-stop pills I mentioned, I don’t see any wild animals, guns or skulls anywhere on the packaging or website.

We’re living in the days of erection-enhancing pharmaceuticals, and I know a lot of users have made the jump from these types of herbal products. That said, there are still some advantages to something like The Alpha Boost over Viagra or Cialis. For one thing, you don’t have to talk to a doctor or get a prescription. It’s also significantly cheaper than prescription ED meds, with 60 caps (30 doses) going for under 40 euros.

They ship out of an EU warehouse, meaning you should get your pills within a week or so if you’re on the same continent. International orders are going to take longer, naturally, but it shouldn’t take longer than a couple weeks. In any case, they offer free shipping on top of those low unit prices. All in, it’s one of the cheaper ways to tackle your erectile dysfunction.

It's worth mentioning here that all the promo text at The Alpha Boost claims the €35.95 price is 40% off. There’s even a countdown timer at the top of the screen saying the price is only available for a limited time, “Due to extremely high demand”. I really hate these kind of promos because they’re typically bullshit; if I had to bet on it, I’d wager the “sale” price is actually the regular price, and they’re just trying to convince you it’s time to order right now.

These days, I feel like payment methods are one of the better ways of figuring out if a product is legit. The payment processors can be a fucking nightmare to work with if you’re slanging certain types of adult products or services, but TheAlphaBoost.com accepts all the usual methods like Visa, Mastercard, PayPal and Google Wallet. PayPal in particular seems to take good care of their users, so it’s often my first choice if I’m ever uneasy about making a purchase.

Who Wants to Hump for Hours?

“TheAlphaBoost has given me back my confidence and made me feel like a real man again,” reads one of the front-page testimonials. Another dude wrote, “With The Alpha Boost, I can keep it going for hours on end. I love it – and so does she!” Other users said it made them feel decades younger in the sack, gave them confidence to deliver, and they were using the caps as their wingman. Hey, I know the feeling!

Here's something kind of weird, though. The front page at TheAlphaBoost.com mentions their high Trustpilot rating multiple times. Supposedly, they’re rated as Excellent by over 3,000 satisfied customers, with a stunning 4.8 out of 5 stars. That sounds almost too good to be true for a dick pill, so I looked them up on TrustPilot. As far as I can tell, neither TheAlphaBoost nor Perfo Labs is even on TrustPilot at all. They’re either lying, they’ve been removed from the site (which TrustPilot says doesn’t happen), or they’re listed under a different name.

That doesn’t necessarily mean the product is bunk, though it did make me even more curious about the supplement’s supposed magic powers. They’re promising bigger, longer lasting boners, boosted sex drive and confidence, more energy and testosterone, and even intensified pleasure. Could it all be bullshit?

I figured the key was in the ingredients. Speaking as an insatiable masturbator, pornography addict and big-dicked stud of PornDudeCasting, I’ve been known to dabble in the science of making my cock harder. The main ingredients in The Alpha Boost are some of the most well-known and effective male enhancement herbs out there. No shit, when I saw the ingredients list, I thought, “Hey, I’ve taken that! And that! And that, too!”

Three Things to Make Your Dick Hard

The first ingredient in The Alpha Boost is a little something called Tribulus Terrestris. It’s often taken as sort of a general health supplement, and I’ve seen it marketed towards athletes looking for more energy or bigger pumps. From a pervert’s perspective, it’s also used to enhance libido and keep that pee hole healthy. There’s no real evidence this one helps boost testosterone production, as sometimes claimed, but does seem to stimulate the release of the stuff. That means you should be hornier, with a harder cock.

Next up is Tongkat Ali extract. This flowering shrub of the Philippines has gotten more press in recent years, and while the research is still pretty new, it’s pretty fucking promising. They’ve been using this stuff in Southeast Asia for centuries, but the Western world is just learning about it. This one has, in fact, been proven to boost testosterone production in 90% of study participants. It’s also sold as a stress reliever and workout supplement, and I don’t know about you, but that all sounds perfect for my marathon fuck sessions.

Finally, the third ingredient in TheAlphaBoost is Maca Root extract. Maca has a shitload of benefits including increasing libido, decreasing erectile dysfunction, improving fertility and boosting your mood. Hardcore maca enthusiasts will insist you need to eat big-ass tablespoons of the raw root every day, but who has time for that?

On a similar note, the trio of active ingredients in The Alpha Boost can be had for less money if you buy them separately. This is pretty standard for any type of herbal supplement blend, so I’m sure you expected it. The benefit here is that instead of buying multiple products and dosing them out every day, you’ve got a convenient two-pill dose at the ready whenever you are. Convenience sometimes costs money, which is why your medium carryout coffee costs as much as a whole bag of beans. Welcome to life as a human.

How Often Do You Need a Boost?

TheAlphaBoost is pretty cheap by the bottle, but just how far is a bottle going to bring you? The serving size is two caps, and I initially assumed you’d just pop them an hour or two before it’s time to fuck. You know, like Vitamin V or any random boner pill you found on the sticky peep show floor. The effects are supposed to last a few hours, but the FAQ suggests popping more pills than I’d expected.

“The Alpha Boost takes a few hours to start working its magic,” they write. “Taken three times a day, the results improve over time as the ingredients’ benefits start to really take hold.” Honestly, I should have expected this because that’s how the individual ingredients work, but it is more of a daily routine than popping a Viagra before heading into the bedroom.

Still, TheAlphaBoost.com is cheaper than doctor prescribed dick pills, and without the hassle of having your physician look at your dingdong. The active ingredients in these capsules come with a growing body of evidence that they do exactly what The Alpha Boost is claiming, but I think you’ll find the best evidence in your pants. You ready to give it a shot?