It's time to get your lonely ass a date, yeah. Look, I know you get bored on your company trips or whatever lame ass excuse you have to book a hotel room and give your dick some action. That's where escorttime.com comes into play, they slang you the best piece of ass your city/country has to offer. There's no doubt about it. But let's face the reality of the situation, it's an ESCORT site, and there are plenty of them on the internet. Heck, I've seen more escort sites than actual escorts in my life, and that is sayin' a lot of things.
So what makes escorttime.com special among all the depraved shit in your web history? Well, nothing much. They make the same claims as all the other sites out there, their escort selection is vast, they let you search by city, all the spunk stuffy. At this point, it's all about FLAVOR. Escorttime.com doesn't list the same escorts as the other sites out there, they've got their own bitches, locked and ready with lingerie that aims at your dick like a double-barreled, horny shotgun of endorphins and serotonin. It's all just one click away. It becomes a game of which burger to choose, whether it's McDonald's or Burger King. Are you in the mood for a Big Mac or a Whopper?
I know, comparing pussy to burgers sounds nuts (pun intended), but it's true. The buffet of escorts in Las Vegas is different on escorttime.com than the one on whatever other escort website you can think of. It's all a game of variety and options. The experience you'll have is vastly different with a chick from EscortTime, but the end result is the same, you'll still nut on a pretty girl's tits in a dingy hotel room somewhere on the outskirts of Las Vegas.
Listing The States
So what's the point here? What am I getting at? Well, sit your horny ass down and listen really close. Escorttime.com operates exclusively in America. Yeah, real sad. If you were hoping to bang a goth chick in Leipzig for your next solo adventure, well, you got other German escort sites dedicated to that horny debauchery. But if you want the finest, kimchi-grown, studying in Orange County, 22-year-old Asian pussy that EscortTime has to offer, well, stick around, there's plenty more of where that came from.
Finding your next escort is so easy, even a blonde bimbo with big tits and an IQ of a fence post can do it. All you have to do is select your location (or write it out in the search bar) and BAM! All the escorts in that area pop up as if you've cast a horny spell. But you have to look real close, the listings posted all have a date stamped on them, meaning... if you scroll too far you may find a listing that is too old, and the escort may have already moved to another city or state to satisfy some other lucky bastard, or chances are she has completely stopped this line of work and gone on to be a stripper in Las Vegas, you never know!
Alternatively, if you stumble upon a listing that is too old, you can always look at the availability menu and post information. Make sure to read the bio of your chosen one, too! Some escorts have taken the time to write in painful detail about why they are doing this, what they are comfortable with, and how they like to be treated. Read that shit and memorize it like the laws of physics. You don't want to be THAT guy, the one who shows up with his dick hard and treats the women like property you paid to rent. We are civil, passionate humans here, okay? Put on your big boy pants and act like one!
Money Does The Talking
Let's finally talk about, well... TALKING. You'll have to do some talking if you want to get under an escort's pants. That and some money! The easiest way to talk to the escort of your choosing is to open your eyes, navigate to the top of the escort's profile page, and select one of the few options you have to contact them. There are three options, everyone's favorite is WhatsApp. You click on that little green WhatsApp button and boom! Now you have her chat open and ready for you. Here you can discuss the rates, scheduling time, etc.
Additionally, if you're feeling bold and have a burner phone dedicated to escorts, you can click on the other options, which are direct messaging and direct phone calls. The choice is up to you! What about the money? Look, bud, I can't help you with that. Go find a job, because you're not getting an escort to suck your dick for free here. What? You think escorttime.com is a candy store that gives free sample blowjobs? Fuck outta here with that shit. These are professionals, they are in the most difficult line of business that caters to horny men's satisfaction... And satisfaction comes at a hefty price!
I spent so much time talking about the booking process that I forgot all about the goodies. You see, escorttime.com has everything organized to perfection, and somehow... their structure is standing on toothpicks. When you go looking for escorts, you have the options to pick between trans escorts, female escorts, body rubs, male escorts, etc. You get the drill. However, the male escorts are... not male? Yeah, my dick is on this case like a horny detective with a sperm gun. I thought this was a glitch in their system, but nope! No matter which state or city you choose, the male escorts section has only a few men, and a shit ton of women! I know that the escort business is tough, and all of them are battling for your cum and money, but damn! Who filters this shit? Imagine you're looking for a buff Adonis with a monster cock and jawline for days in Austin, Texas, but instead you get Roxy the brunette cum slut. She doesn't identify as a man, so what the hell is she doing here?
On the other hand, the trans section barely manages to filter the trans beauties from everyone else. You still get random brunettes and blondes who are not trans showing up, but at least you get more trans cock-sucking options here. And the body rub selection? Well, this is basically the easiest way to get past the awkward phase. It has nothing to do with an actual professional massage and everything to do with getting a happy ending blowjob. I don't think it deserves a category of its own, but EscortTime begs to differ.
Roll The Dice
At the end of the day, EscortTime is just a directory of escorts, and you're not guaranteed a satisfactory experience. Sadly, I don't see a rating and review system for the escorts, so you never know what you will get. When it comes to escorts, all that matters to me is their credibility, and that thing is earned! You don't want to hang out with a busty blonde who promises a fun time and the best blowjob of your life, who, in reality, is rude with her customers and probably does it with a frown on her face. I'm not saying that all the escorts on this site are like that, but without a proper review and comment section, I have no way of knowing what I'm getting myself into.
So far, all the escorts on EscortTime make my dick twitch with excitement! Their selection of mistresses, goddesses, submissive cum buckets, all of them look really good on paper, or in this case, on their web page. But are they as good in real life, when I set foot at our chosen location and look at them, eye to eye? The END result matters here, and if I can't see the results other people have gotten, then I'm left in the dark, alone, rolling the dice between a good time and a terrible session that will sting for the rest of my life.
