Now, this worldmkv.com/category/adult/ thing looks unique. It’s not some braindead tube clone puking out the same recycled shit, and it’s not about webcam girls begging for tokens, but it is about porn. Color me fucking intrigued!
The homepage looks like it's selling xxx DVDs, and if that is the case, I'm gonna finally review something I don't deal with every day. A breath of fresh air, and in the pussy industry, standing out is crucial. Let's see what worldmkv.com/category/adult/ really is about, if it's gonna make my dick hard, and if it's gonna ask for my money. Ready when you are!
Let's talk decor first
The background is white. Makes it look crisp, although I'm a sucker for dark things. Never mind. White works. It’s simple. No drama.
The top of the page simply says XXX Porn Movies, and the logo says some MKV shit. Sure, not very memorable, and surely not creative, but not everyone is a creative genius like yours truly. That’s why I’m the one dissecting worldmkv.com/category/adult/ and not the other way around. Simple math.
The category list is right where I can see it and it goes like this - Anime 928, Asian movies 6,969, Bollywood movies 3,063, C-drama 500, games 67, Indian series 37, and J-drama 41. It's a huge motherfucker! That's fucking obvious! worldmkv.com has almost 7K videos in one stash only, and that's enough of a reason for me to continue writing. Can't fucking wait to dive into that Asian fuckfest! Stay with me! We're cracking this bastard open!
Lost inside Asian tits and cunts
I promise to explore the Asian stash and that's exactly what I do. It's the biggest category. I click and worldmkv.com/category/adult/ takes me to this list full of 1080p videos. I don't get redirected, not even once, and worldmkv.com/category/adult/ is ridiculously clean of any ads or any of that cheap shit. No dick infections here. Mad respect.
I don't get any previews, just these DVD covers and that gets on my nerves for a simple reason. I'm used to seeing what a video is about before I even click, but worldmkv.com/category/adult/ gives me nothing but titles, covers, and the resolution info. Half of the titles don't even sound xxx, so there's nothing else I can do but choose something randomly.
Mainstream and xxx movies for downloads
I choose this random shit and end up reading about some love couple who promised to marry each other 10 years ago. The dick's not really reacting to it. The video description is short as fuck, but worldmkv.com/category/adult/ shows the director's name and the name of all featured pornstars. worldmkv.com/category/adult/ really looks like a professional joint.
I quickly realize that worldmkv.com is about a mix of mainstream and porn movies and that's why I have to stick with the worldmkv.com/category/adult/ link. Goddamn, mistakes happen even to the best of us! I crawl back to that link and finally focus on this double-penetration BBW video. Now we're fucking talking!
About the downloading process
That love story at least came with a short description. This DP film keeps its mouth shut, but I can see this fat hoe getting spitroasted on that one available image. One cock is lodged inside her mouth while the other one rams her plump pussy. Looks hardcore, but goddamn, I wish the motherfucker came with trailers.
Below the picture, you'll find the download link. I click and worldmkv.com/category/adult/ wants me to register. Once again, TPD is taking one for the team.
The form wants my username, password, and email. Not rocket science, and it's free to sign up. Not a big deal. As a member of worldmkv.com/category/adult/, I'm shown this list of VIP plans. That's one hell of a long list. Once again, worldmkv.com/category/adult/ goes basic on me. Overall, the site lacks the glamour of a porn site. It looks more like a plain list or an online shop than a porn site, but that's just how it is. Take it or leave it.
A lot of VIP plans to deal with
Ok, deep breath, and let me deal with this VIP shit. A lot of the prices are on a 50% discount right now. The first option is $13 and it gives you unlimited downloads for 90 days. For some reason, worldmkv.com/category/adult/ just slaps those plan without any particular order, and I just go with the flow.
If you want unlimited downloads for 180 days, the price is $21, and the annual option is priced at $35. The one-month option is the cheapest one, and it's $5. All of these prices refer to the PayPal payments.
If you pay with Bitcoin, the prices are as follows - download 100 movies per day $3, unlimited bitcoin downloads $5, and monthly unlimited downloads for bitcoin $5. I know, kinda confusing, but it's dirty cheap. I mean, some of these options give you unlimited downloads for a whole year, and worldmkv.com/category/adult/ is a big motherfucker. Not as big as the entire site, since this is only one stash focused on porn, but it's big nevertheless. Worth the money.
Around 15K porn movies available
I take a good look around. In total, the site has 117K movies, and the worldmkv.com/category/adult/ section holds around 15K pornos, roughly speaking. This is the moment where I remind you that the unlimited annual option is priced at $35. For that money, you can never buy an annual membership for a porn site, and even if you do, it will never have such a huge pile of releases. Not fucking happening!
Sure, worldmkv.com/category/adult/ doesn't have streaming. That could be a problem if you want instant gratification. You have to download from worldmkv.com/category/adult/ first, wait for it to finish, and it's only then that you get to whip your dick out.
Also, the videos come without any previews or trailers. Sure, you get that DVD cover, but worldmkv.com/category/adult/ is not one of those porn sites where you see a glimpse of the action before you make the payment. Some of you might find that shit annoying, myself included.
Insane diversity
When you have over 15K pornos under one hood, it's fucking stupid to even mention the diversity. Of course the motherfucker is diverse. It's gigantic! Also, worldmkv.com/category/adult/ keeps uploading fresh shit. I don't see the dates, but no lazy site ever gets this huge. You don't have to be a genius to figure that out.
Among the DVDs, I see this grandpa fucking two sluts in a threesome, a black dick ramming a ginger hoe, this Cum On My Face release featuring an inked hoe, a lot of vintage porn, Euro release including lace and stockings, and overall, a fucking heap of HD movies.
It's important to know that worldmkv.com/category/adult/ sells nothing but HD videos, even when they are vintage. On the other hand, the filters are kinda thin, and I say that only because you'll have to tame a pile of 15K+ vids here. That's not an easy task.
The homepage shows the list of 20 most viewed films, but it's not always about porn. A lot of these flicks are mainstream and we don't want that vanilla shit. You can also choose a release year, and that shit goes all the way back to the 1970s. Still, worldmkv.com/category/adult/ won't show you those standard porn categories and tags like anal, threesome, interracial, and whatnot. You'll have to dig around for a while, but once you find that shit and download it, it stays yours forever.
Summing it all up like a champ
worldmkv.com/category/adult/ is not sexy. It’s not flashy. It doesn’t stream. It doesn’t tease you with trailers. It doesn’t whisper sweet bullshit in your ear before asking for money. You’ve gotta download first, wait your ass out, and then pull your dick out. The filters aren’t great, the layout looks like some boring online shop, and yeah, sometimes you’ll trip over mainstream crap when all you want is hardcore cunt destruction. That can be annoying as hell.
worldmkv.com/category/adult/ has over 15K pornos, and it's just one section. Yup! The entire site holds way more, and it's all goddamn HD. Even the vintage shit looks clean. The annual unlimited plan is up for $35, and that’s borderline disrespectful to every overpriced porn site charging triple for a fraction of the content.
This is where you pay for a massive warehouse of xxx content that you can download and keep forever. Sure, no streaming, but at least it won't disappear on your ass. Once it’s on your drive, it’s yours. Period.
Yeah, it’s rough around the edges. Yeah, you’ll have to dig through a mountain of tits, dicks, and goddamn DVDs to find your exact kink, but when you do, you own that shit. So yeah, I recommend it. From the bottom of my balls.