Porn Baker! I dare you, no, I double dare you, motherfucker, to look me in the eye and tell me that you haven’t sat there at some point or other, been balls deep in a porn tube site, and been let down by the mediocre selection of smut being present to you on your screen and shouted out, ‘’I could do a better job of this myself, man!’’ You have, haven’t you?
Hell, it’s nothing to be ashamed of; we’ve all done it at some point or other. After all, every last one of us tends to have their own unique tastes in the kind of smut we watch, and it isn’t always properly catered to by the porn tube sites we use. However, there are sayers and doers in this world, and while there are plenty of folks who SAY they could do a better job, only a few actually go ahead and actually do it!
And when the latter do? Shit, I am always keen to see what they’ve come up with and, if they’ve done a good job, I’ll happily shine a positive porn spotlight on their work and help them get the recognition they deserve. If, on the other hand, they deliver a spammy site that is nothing short of being dogshit? I’ll tell it how it is, as always. In today’s review, though, I want to see what is gonna come out of the porn ovens of Pornbaker.com!
What is Pornbaker.com?
Pornbaker.com is a free porn tube site that, judging from the URL and baker-themed logo it has going on, is a site run by someone who aims to get up early while the rest of us are sleeping and bake us up a fresh batch of wanking fuel to start the day! And if you want to see what kind of stuff is being baked in its porn ovens, you can take a look at the homepage, and you’ll see everything from BBC and massage porn to babysitter roleplay and hardcore gangbangs that leave holes ruined and cocks red-raw.
What's the Free Hardcore Porn Like on Pornbaker.com?
I’ve gotta say that the content tags sitting at the top of the homepage on Pornbaker.com have already got my ovens pre-heated, so to speak. In the next part of the review, though, it’s time for me to put on my oven gloves and see how hot the smut inside of this tube site really is! Now, let me introduce you to some of the most popular porn scenes this site can deliver.
1. Amateur French MILF Makes Her Hubby Hold the Camera - The second this horny French MILF with fantastic tits appears on your screen in a figure-hugging leopard print dress, you just know she is all about the swinger life. In this scene, we see her handing an HD camera to her husband to hold while she meets a local construction worker whom she has been chatting to online. Fuck, she might have bitten off a bit more than she can chew here, but she is thanbkfuilly hardcore enough to handle it. To say this rough and ready construction worker is a certified Bull is putting it lightly because he bends her up like a pretzel and has her cumming so hard she can’t even remember what her husband’s name is. The couch they’re fucking on is soon ruined (or improved?) by her love juices, and this construction worker is sent away with his cock glistening and a huge smile on his face!
2. Stepdaughter Cums Alongside Her Stepmommy, Followed by a Cum Swap - This gorgeously made scene introduces us to a smoking hot stepdaughter who is constantly corrupted into sexual adventures by her sleazy stepmommy. This time, the latter invites a hung fuck bud over to rearrange her stepdaughter’s pussy, and the FFM threesome that erupts is genuinely unmissable. The scene goes from strength to strength, and the highlight is when the stepdaughter cums on the shaft of the cock fucking her while the stepmom cums in sync as she sits nearby, spreads her legs, and rubs her cunny to the sight. As a finale, we see the balls of this dude get emptied into the stepmom’s mouth before she passionately spits it into the mouth of her stepdaughter in one of the most intense snowballing cumswaps you have ever seen before. Nasty!
3. A Shemale PMV That Hits Hard! - Now, let’s round things off with a filthy PMV! This gorgeous porn music video hits you with a rapid-fire compilation of some of the hottest shemale and sissy porn around, and it all fits perfectly to the beat. This is easily the kind of nasty filth you would find on some sissy hypno porn site, and it's got a fuck tonne of views on Pornbaker.com, and for good reason! This is an almost ten-minute collection of TS holes getting ruined and equally one that gives you the chance to see just how deeply and passionately a shemale can worship a man’s cock in the kind of sleazy ways that CIS women couldn’t even dream of matching at times!
The Design of the Site
Pornbaker.com manages to stand out with the porn tube template it has in place because, thankfully, it’s managed to avoid the stereotypical theme that so many other less mainstream platforms opt for these days. It’s laid out in the colours of black and green, with the latter giving porn-positive notes from the get-go.
You’ll likely feast your eyes on the baker-themed logo Pornbaker.com has in place at first before then seeing it’s followed by everything from a search bar and translation button to a main menu that has links to stuff like the homepage, categories, hentai porn, featured pornstars, and XXX content tags.
As the homepage begins, Pornbaker.com shows you some of their most popular porn tags that range from stuff like BBC and squirting to anal and babysitter roleplay. When you get to the videos themselves, you'll see that each one comes with a title, thumbnail, user rating, view count, and duration.
The lower half of the homepage then has everything from a collection of trending pornstars for you to check out, the most popular content tags, and a paragraph of text telling you the story of the site and what kind of stuff can come out of its cum-soaked bakery!
What I Like Most About it
Pornbaker.com is the kind of non-mainstream porn tube site that discreetly grabs you by the balls from the start. This is an XXX collection that almost feels hand-curated because there’s some seriously potent filth within, and it can instantly make you wanna slide deeper into it within seconds of arriving at the homepage.
And let me add that the porn on Pornbaker.com doesn’t just LOOK good, it’s filthy as fuck once you get inside of it! Fuck, I was able to get myself balls-deep into all manner of smut that ranged from wild cuckold action and squirting mayhem to some PMVs with badass beats and filthy interracial. In particular, though, I found a gorgeous arsenal of amateur French porn that was well worth exploring!
Pornbaker.com also runs pretty damn well, too. There are some third-party ads on the site, but I found that most weren’t invasive, and you were left to watch the XXX vids in relative peace. Oh, and there’s also one of my favorite features on the site in the form of pre-roll trailers and, alongside a juicy collection of porn content tags, it all comes together to make the collection pretty damn simple to explore.
What I Don’t Like
Pornbaker.com is pretty damn watertight, and there aren’t many negatives to pick out, which is a great problem to have! However, I did notice that the site didn’t have an about page going on, and this is a missed opportunity, and there’s more than enough room to link to one from the top of the site and really underline what kind of porn prowess the site has and reinforce its pretty damn catchy brand a little bit better.
Suggestions I Have for Pornbaker.com
Towards the footer of the site, Pornbaker.com does have a well-written selection of text telling you its story. Keep it there, sure, but I would also suggest expanding into a juicier about page that comes with porn-themed imagery and really bolsters this site’s brand because I love the whole ‘’Porn Baker’’ vibe and feel it could be better underlined in a dedicated about page.
Conclusion
Well, we all wanted to see what could come out of the cum-stained ovens of Pornbaker.com, and it’s safe to say that it was indeed a pleasantly filthy surprise!
Overall, Pornbaker.com is a gorgeously underrated porn tube site that can consistently deliver an attractive, smooth-flowing, and undeniably wank-worthy arsenal of filth that is deserving of the porn version of a Michelin motherfuckin’ Star. The only thing needed? A dedicated and imagery-packed about page summing up its backstory and underlining its unique porn brand.
