Real Cocks! Let's just cut the bullshit for a second. Casual dating these days can be an absolute minefield. Sometimes, you never know if you're going to hook up with someone who is a total fuckin’ weirdo or, even worse, think everything goes great only to get them back to your place and realize that they are a totally shit tier experience under the bedsheets.
And I am not just talking about going on a date with a kind of woman who cannot suck a cock, either. All around the world, there are plenty of people who go on a date looking to get their fix of some hot, hard, and throbbing cock, only to be totally let down after they have put all of the effort in because the guy that they have hooked up with struggles to perform.
And when I put it like that, it's not that hard to see why there are plenty of people on the planet who are now looking for an alternative to conventional dating and, in order to cut out all of the bullshit and just get straight to the fun stuff, they are looking for some of the most realistic dildos that money can buy so that they can experience a wild and life like dicking down from the comfort of their own home without even having to go past their own front door.
While there are plenty of platforms out there that will promise you the most realistic sex toys known to mankind, it's also fair to say that not all of these stores are able to back up their promises when push comes to shove. And this is one of the many reasons why I have been inspecting them all to the fullest to find out which ones are worth buying from. In today's review, I am going to be taking the fittingly named Realcocks.com for a spin!
What is Realcocks.com?
Realcocks.com is an adult store that has made a name for itself because it’s been able to deliver to customers some of the most realistic dildos that you can buy. From suction cup dildos that you can ride all night long to the extent that you feel as though you are bouncing on the dick of a pornstar to the kind of strap on cocks that will really add a naughty twist to your BDSM sessions to good old vibrators, this is a store with a simple mission in mind bought a pretty vivid portfolio of sex toys for you to get stuck into.
What are the Realistic Dildos Like on Realcocks.com?
And speaking of which! It's precisely that which I'm going to be doing in the next part of the review because it's safe to say that I am more than eager to get stuck into the portfolio of realistic dildos that a dirty little store like this is able to offer horny fuckers like us!
1. Noah is the Perfect Realistic Dildo For Newbies - I'm sure that there are plenty of people around the world who have decided to bite the bullet and buy themselves a pretty expensive dildo only to realize that they haven’t exactly read the small print and what ends up on their doorstep is a gigantic motherfucker that will stretch them out to the fullest. Whilst they initially look overjoyed to come face-to-face with it, they quickly realize that it's pretty much unusable because they are not experienced enough to take such a massive dildo to the hilt. This is why the dildo that has been affectionately named Noah on Realcocks.com is ideal for newbies because while it does have a decent amount of girth, it's also the kind of length to allow even people with the tightest of holes to take it balls deep, and you will definitely be able to get your money’s worth out of this hyper-realistic dildo.
2. Miles is Ideal For Those Who Like a Stretch - Sure, the last dildo might have had a decent bit of girth to it, but it's nothing when compared to this one that goes by the name of Miles. This might not be the longest one in the world, and it's again ideal for those who are beginner to intermediate cock riders, but the girth of this thing is insane, and you will definitely feel every single inch of its circumference as it stretches out your hole and leaves a mark. Yeah, if you're the kind of person who likes to be walking bowlegged after you've had a serious dicking down, then this is going to be the realistic dildo that should be inside of your cart. Once again, the realism is insane, down to the bulges of the cock meat to the veins running all the way down the shaft.
3. Alex is a Wild Ride For Anyone With a G-Spot - Shit, whether you are a chick with a G spot inside of her pussy or a guy with a P spot inside of his arsehole, this next dildo is going to be absolutely ideal for you. After all, not only is it one of the biggest toys inside of the range with the perfect length to hit your G or P spot, but it's also the kind of dildo that comes with fantastic curve in the shaft allowing it to bend its way deep inside of you and hit that sweet spot until your eyes roll to the back of your head and you undergo a mind bending orgasm while balls deep on this realistic dildo.
The Design of the Lifelike Dildo Store
The design of this dildo store begins with a sleek, well-designed logo that spells out its name in black text on a white header bar. After this, you will see a main menu that takes you to some of the best-selling dildos, the dropdown shop menu, an about section, a contact page, and a feature to track your order.
From there, you will see that the homepage kicks off with a hero section showcasing an AI-generated image of the Real Cocks store accompanied by a special offer inviting you to start shopping and get 10% off whatever product you buy.
Underneath this, you will see a bold claim from the store that says this is home to the world’s most realistic dildos, followed by a horizontal selection of some of its best-selling products. This is immediately followed by an interactive element inviting you to navigate through four of the most popular products on the site and check out some of their various features.
The other bits on the homepage range from a behind-the-scenes look at how these dildos are made and an insight into the on-site dildo blog, as well as pictures of various XXX influencers posting with toys that they have bought through the platform. There is also a huge selection of frequently asked questions and popular selling points down the bottom of their webpage.
What I Like Most About it
I have encountered a lot of stores over the years that have boasted about having some seriously realistic sex toys, and some claims are outright bullshit, whereas others are genuinely true, and it's fair to say that Realcocks.com looks like one of the latter because many of the toys on offer here look absolutely incredible and are a wild ride, quite literally!
You will also find that the design of the store is pretty damn decent and looks sleek and well optimized for the most part. I found it easy to make my way through the site and check out all the products on offer, and I was able to do so without being overwhelmed or facing unwanted interruptions, which is always a bonus.
Another cool section on the site is the one that showcases a bunch of XXX influencers posing with toys that they have bought through Realcocks.com because, after all, many sex toys are totally different when they are showcased in the on-site catalog compared to how they look in your hand, and the section is a fantastic way to see the latter.
What I Don’t Like
The major negative that I encountered on Realcocks.com was that many of the product sections were totally empty at the time of writing, despite directing you to them from the get-go. For example, despite them offering a range of strap-on dildos and the Real Cock 3 range from the main menu, I found that clicking on them yielded zero results.
Suggestions I Have for Realcocks.com
I have no idea why those promising-looking sections of realistic dildos have been left totally empty, but I would suggest that the moderators of this site fix that as soon as possible because it's really not a good look and people are going to be disappointed because, currently, the range of realistic sex toys on the site is dramatically limited.
Conclusion
Realcocks.com does have some fantastic potential for being able to deliver you with some very realistic sex toys in the form of lifelike dildos, that's for sure. However, I was pretty disappointed to see that the range of sex toys in the store was exceptionally limited and there were plenty of otherwise promising-looking sections that were totally devoid of any products on sale.
