ZBPorn

ZB Porn is a free tube site that immediately hit me with its grainy thumbnails that made me think if the quality of the videos is set in one single quality. I opened up the first video, of this dreamy teen girl out on the streets getting picked up with cash and before I pressed play, I checked out the option for resolution settings. It was missing. Damn. No crispies for me. Alright, it is a tube site, it's not like I can expect it from it but still, it would be nice. Once I got passed that I started looking around and the second thing that grabbed my attention was the amount of the videos it had. There were 44977 at the time, which isn't that much but it is enough to get me by. The homepage presented the videos all the way down, where I was met by the categories section. Everything from amateur to slutty webcam vids recorded during live shows. The usual.

I clicked on the funny categories since I always want to see what's so funny about these porn vids and they weren't "haha" funny but they were interesting enough for me to click on one of them. I clicked on the one named "Dictator and his bodyguard" and it was Ali G, Sasha Cohen from his movie and that was the only laugh I got from this section other than the fact that there were no pop-ups to be found. Being a tube site, they are expected but here on ZB Porn, they were missing. Big up, big up!

Another cool thing was that each video had a description under the clip along with the tags and the categories KW but there were also the "recommended tags". They were long tail tags such as "teen anal nightmare" or "milf loves teen pussy" which is a specific niche type of a tag, that's missing on most sites, which I took as a HUGE plus since it shortens the time needed to find a specific type of a video. I love my search engines to read my mind but since I don't want all the debauchery to be read and then uploaded on the cloud or TMZ, I appreciated the effort that guys on ZBPorn.com made. That's not something you find on most tubes or porn sites for that matter.

The layout is a bit plain if you ask me. I love it when a tube site differentiates itself with something, anything at all and this is the easiest way that they could do it but I guess this isn't the case with this place. Still, it's the whole experience that counts. I clicked on Albums section next and there were pictorials of all these models and themed settings with plenty of pics in them that it gave versatility to the mundane and it gave a good balance to the site. I checked out the "Deutsche Schauspielerin Kerstin Landsmann" to see the pic quality of the pictorials and I gotta say, it was up to par. Another big up to ZBPorn.

What made me cringe was the fact that I got dooped by the fact that the videos are not organized well. I clicked on a tag called "creampie hotel" and there it was, an amateur production type of a video with a dude who was eating another dude's ass! Damn it! I don't want to see that shit! They better get this thing sorted! They do have three main categories, straight, gay and tranny but it seems they are intertwining at times. My eyes were burned after that and I felt deflated so I had to pump some iron after that so I feel like a man again and not a jail victim. Fuck!

They had 607 members registered, which is not that huge of a number but considering that it's a tube that's not in the tops, it is a solid number. 607 of anything is better than zero, that's what my girl always says. Slut! Just kidding. She's not my girl. Thank god she didn't see me when those hotel boys got nasty on that video, that would be the end of that dysfunctional relationship.

The related videos are not as related as you would think that they would be. Jumping from a teen section to Asian then to BDSM doesn't seem as if they have a great sorting algorithm but again, I'm cutting them some slack here since I understand how these tubes work. Still, as a professional porn site reviewer and connoisseur, I like to see some top-notch organization and designs since the whole site seems kind of empty. I like my cup of tea full, so yeah, they can work a bit on that.

The newest porn videos that are trending are not changing as you click on the homepage which can be a huge drag when you want to find something new when you are searching for that one video that's the right one. You know, the rabbit hole of porn watching, once you start you can't stop but with ZBPorn, you just might. To each its own.

The whole site runs smoothly, it is your everyday tube site. If you are looking for a quick wank without any hassle, by all means, check it out. But if you are looking for something with more care, taste, and quality, I'd like to tell you that this is it, but this porn dude is not about to start lying. Overal, a 3 out of 5.