Porn Mike! There are genuinely millions upon millions of porn flicks out there that we can indulge in at the mere click of a button, but it's also safe to say that they are all particular porn scenes that definitely tend to hit home far harder than others do. And, if you are a regular connoisseur of debauchery, then I reckon you have a damn good idea of precisely what kind of smut I am talking about here!
My horny ass, of course, is talking about the kind of high-grade smut that’s so debauched that you struggle to forget it long after the credits have rolled down your sticky screen. It's usually the kind of content that contains everything from the aesthetics of cum drunk whores spitting all over the lens of the camera and then licking it off, or some of the most authentic squirting orgasms your eyes have ever been lucky enough to feast themselves on before.
But have you ever been sitting there while watching your own hand-chosen selection of some genuinely hardcore porn and thought to yourself, ‘’Damn, I have some seriously good fuckin’ taste in XXX content!’’ If so, you have probably also felt the urge to share your porn tastes with the world and show everyone just how good you are at choosing some damn fine smut to beat your meat over every day.
There are some people out there who don't only think stuff like this in their heads but actively go out into the wild West of Internet porn, set up their own platform, and pledge to embark upon a mission that has them hand-picking a potent selection of porn that they can share with their like-minded smut enthusiast buddies. The site that I'm gonna be taking you into today, Pornmike.com, is one that is said to do exactly that, and I'm about to find out whether this hand-picked collection of filth is as good as people are saying it is!
What is Pornmike.com?
Pornmike.com is a porn tube site with a slightly personal touch because it’s one headed by a cheeky chappy who goes by the name of Mike. Now, Mike is, a little bit like myself, absolutely obsessed with hardcore porn, and he seems to have embarked on a dirty little mission to set up this porn tube site to share what he calls a hand-chosen selection of hardcore filth. On top of that, Mike also pledges to sidestep any spam or unwanted crap while he is spraying porn all over your face. Well, I like the sound of that already!
What's the Hand-Picked Porn Like on Pornmike.com?
But while I like the sound of what Pornmike.com is promising to offer, it still remains to be seen whether this is a platform that is able to back up its promises to the fullest. And, to find out the answer to that question, I'm about to dig deep inside the porn collection on Pornmike.com to see what kind of dirty little highlights it's able to deliver on our sticky screens!
1. A Piss and Cum Gangbang With Two German Whores - You have probably heard just how downright kinky your average German fetish slut can be when she has been let loose inside of a hardcore sex club with nothing on the brain but debauchery. However, unless you've seen what kind of antics take place whenever a bitch like Rosela Extrem strolls into a swingers club with a hunger for sperm and piss raging away inside of her, you genuinely haven't seen anything yet! This blonde German MILF is probably the most sleazy looking whore you've ever seen in your life, and she's also the kind of bitch who likes to back up her aesthetics in some very perverted ways on camera! In this particular gangbang porno, though, we see her joined by a 19-year-old slut who is eager to learn the ropes of fetish mayhem and Rosela is definitely keen on dragging her about as deep as she possibly can into a bareback gangbang that is laden with so much sperm, spit, and piss that you feel is that you can almost smell it through the screen!
2. Aubrey Black Fucked Hard on the Stairs - Aubrey Black is definitely going to be a dream come true for anybody who likes dark-haired MILFs with a pair of silicone tits that will easily melt your mind. She is irresistible in every way, and this scene is a prime example of this because we see her getting led up to the bedroom by her on-screen lover, but the latter is soon overcome with sexual desire by the MILF whom he is about to fuck, and they end up descending into a spot of hardcore sex right there on the staircase! Watching Aubrey bounce all over this gigantic cock while holding onto the banister for support is immense, and those gigantic tits rolling around on her chest are the cherry on this very filthy little porn cake!
3. A Happy Ending in Fishnets - After getting one of the most relaxing massages of his entire life, this horny dude soon found that he couldn't get rid of his erection and, luckily for him, the busty masseuse with a gorgeous pair of fake tits was more than keen to offer him a happy ending finale. Wrapping her fishnet-clad feet around the shaft of his cock and drenching it in enough oil to make the United States army consider invading the back room of this massage parlour, he is given a slow, sensual foot wank that soon ends with him spraying white sperm all over the jet black stockings of his erotic masseuse. Shit, this is definitely a girl who loves her job, though, because she scoops that jizz off her feet and stuffs it into the back of her throat as the scene comes to an end.
The Design of the XXX Tube Site
Pornmike.com begins with a black and gold logo spelling out the domain name of this site, and it is accompanied by a little cartoon character of Mike himself. After this are some links to other NSFW projects that horny Mike has kicked off, as well as a search bar.
Further down on the homepage of Pornmike.com, you will see a sidebar hanging on the left part of the page, which contains links to stuff like categories, channels, featured pornstars, and buttons to get access to everything from the latest to the top-rated content across the site.
The next part of the homepage begins with a short paragraph of text introducing the concept of the platform and, more importantly, Mike himself. Then, you're brought into a collection of the latest XXX videos that have been uploaded to Pornmike.com, and they mostly come with a thumbnail, title, duration, thumbnail trailer, view count, user rating, and, interestingly, a little tag showing you how many people have actually spurted spunk or squirted love juice over the content.
What I Like Most About it
Usually, your average porn tube site will only offer you a bunch of tried and tested filters that range from stuff like most viewed, latest, and highest rated. However, Pornmike.com definitely adds a difference spin on things here because there is a really cool feature to be found upon the site whereby people can add a tally of how many times they've actually came over a particular porn video and, in turn, you can take advantage of a button that gets you balls deep into the particular XXX titles that people have busted a proverbial nut over the most.
I also found that Pornmike.com was largely well organised for the most part, and, as a result, this made it really easy to navigate your way through the entire collection from top to bottom. Another cool little feature to be found on the site is the presence of thumbnail trailers that allow you to see a glimpse into the action of each scene without requiring you to leave the landing page whatsoever.
And, finally, let's talk about one of the most important positives of a site like Pornmike.com. This is a platform that has a pretty incredible collection of filthy porn to throw your way, that's for sure! You likely will not be disappointed by the kind of categories you can come face-to-face with on this site because not only do you get everything from all of the classic porn genres, such as MILFs, anal, and gangbangs, but you will also find some genuinely hardcore specific fetish content within, especially if you start venturing into the German porn titles on the site.
What I Don’t Like
The moment that I arrived at the homepage of Pornmike.com, I quickly was able to realise that the porn obsessed character, Mike, is one that definitely has potential. Thankfully, Mike has added a dedicated page in the footer of the platform that introduces you to everything that you need to know about him. However, I did find that this is a very potent page that could sometimes be overlooked by people in the wake of the impressive porn collection within.
Suggestions I Have for Pornmike.com
Despite how impressive that about page is, summing up the whole story of who Mike is and what dirty stuff he has to offer, I would definitely suggest that there is a link to it added into a much more prominent space on the site. For example, I would put a link to it in the main menu that sits directly at the top of the porn collection on Pornmike.com so that very few people are able to miss it.
Conclusion
Damn, Mike kicked off his introduction to this website by boasting that he was able to offer a handpicked collection of porn that came with no bullshit and just offered genuinely hardcore filth for you to stuff your dick into balls deep or rub your clit over until it is red raw. And, the verdict? Well,
Pornmike.com is definitely not fuckin’ around with the promises it's making! It's a site that’s able to back them up with a very impressive collection of XXX content within.
