There is a hell of a lot of damn good reasons why so many people find that fucking escorts is one of the greatest hobbies on Earth. Shit, there are so many reasons, in fact, you could probably write a damn book on the subject and it would be a best seller amongst the multitude of horny motherfuckin’ whoremongers all over the planet!
Whether it's the thrill of looking through a catalogue of cock obsessed whores online and then negotiating the price to the anticipation of waiting for her to knock at your door and deliver you with the kind of all-night sex session that has you pretty much addicted to her pussy, fucking some authentic escort snatch is the kind of thing that really never gets old. The only problem, though, is that actually finding authentic escorts these days is a lot easier said than done.
I mean, look, if you are a genuine whore monger who has banged so many hookers that you can barely even keep count of them all, then you will know that there are plenty of catfish out there who are keen to use another woman's pictures to lure you in, only to turn up at your door and look dramatically different. Thankfully, there is a growing number of platforms out there that pledge to cut out all this bullshit and only bring you genuine escorts who come complete with slutty little reviews to back up the fact that they are who they say they are.
In fact, the website that I'm gonna be taking you into today is one called Skipthefakes.com, and it's a platform that pledges to do what I've just mentioned above. Still, pledges and promises are one thing, but reality is often something totally different in the world of content. So, it's time for me to dive deep into the platform and see whether it's one that is able to follow through on its naughty little promises that it makes.
What is Skipthefakes.com?
Skipthefakes.com is an escort platform that pledges to facilitate your search towards finding genuine escorts that come complete with real reviews written by authentic folks. When you arrive at the homepage, you will see that it is able to cater to a wide range of different states across the USA, from anal obsessed Thots in Alabama to cock fiends in Colorado.
What are the Escorts Like on Skipthefakes.com?
Now, I am more than eager to see what kind of sex workers a platform like Skipthefakes.com is able to get us introduced to. And, to do precisely that, I took a look at some of the particular featured states on the site that have delivered me with some wild escort experiences in the past, and it's time for me to introduce you to some of the whores, sluts, and thots who stood out to me the most!
1. Mia the Floridian Redneck Slut - If you've ever watched that classic and underrated series My Name is Earl and remember his blonde redneck girlfriend and found yourself getting hard below the belt whenever she appeared on your screen, this Floridian redneck escort is definitely going to drive you wild. This bitch looks rougher than a roll of fuckin’ sandpaper, but she equally looks like the kind of busty blonde MILF who will blow you away in the bedroom. Sadly, she doesn't come with any reviews, but she does boast of being very fetish-friendly and, better yet, also has an equally slutty friend whom she can drag to the party for a sleazy redneck threesome that you will never forget.
2. Nikki the Five Foot Dominican Escort - Firstly, this girl has one of the cutest lip biting smiles I have ever seen before, and, not only that, but yours comes with a gigantic set of sweet silicone tits on her chest that look even better than they already are thanks for the fact that she is super petite and stands at just 5 feet tall. Hell, don’t let that smile on her face for you, though, because this is also the kind of dark skinned Latina whore who is happy to bend over and stick four fingers inside of her ass to show you just how much she loves taking it in her butt hole. If you have heard all the rumours about just how dirty your average Dominican slut can be in the bedroom, then all you need to do is take a look at some of the reviews accompanying her profile, and you'll quickly understand that the stereotype of women from this country is often very true!
3. Alexa the Latina Transsexual - The next bitch who is definitely turning a lot of heads whenever she comes online on Skipthefakes.com goes by the name of Alexa, and she is a proud transsexual escort who hails from somewhere in Latin America, but she has now relocated out to Florida where she's taking full advantage of the population of horny motherfuckers dotted across the sunshine state. Geez, this girl has an incredible Latina pussy, and it’s one that comes complete with a pair of suckable tits and a gorgeous booty as well. That's not the cherry on the cake here, though, because she also comes at a gigantic transsexual cock between her legs that she isn't afraid to stuff into the deepest depths of your neck or, even better, pound your asshole until you squeal like a lil’ bitch.
The Design of the Site
Skipthefakes.com gets off a pretty decent start with the logo that it has chosen for itself because it is really simple and straight to the point but it also comes complete with a black silhouette of an escort spreading her legs while wearing a pair of bright red high heels, the latter of which have been picked out gorgeously and it makes a solid first impression on the screen. This is also accompanied by a tagline that reads ‘’find Real escorts with real reviews.’’ You will also see a pussy pink coloured button up here that allows you to post your own escort ad on the site.
After this, you will then see that the design of Skipthefakes.com is really simple, and generally it just introduces you to vertical lists of pretty much every US state, as well as the different regions and cities contained within each of them. You can then use these to filter down the location of your chosen escort and get balls deep into the collection of sluts within.
What I Like Most About it
There is a serious problem online when it comes to the vast amount of escorts who are eager to catfish folks by using someone else's pictures, only to present a totally different vibe when they turn up at the door. So, I do love the idea that Skipthefakes.com has based itself around by bringing you escort listings that come complete with authentic reviews. However, it is a mission that it does struggle to follow through on a lot of the time, and this is something that I'll explain further on in the review.
I was also pretty blown away by just how many escorts could be found within the archives of Skipthefakes.com. I mean, sure, popular escort destinations like Florida are packed with hooker advertisements, but I even found that more far-flung cities like Fargo in North Dakota even had a hefty population of sex workers who all looked fuckable and cock hungry!
When it came to the photo galleries showing you precisely what each escort looks like, I found that Skipthefakes.com had really knocked it out of the park because most of the images are displayed in high resolution and allow you to get stuck into the dirtiest details that each sex worker has to offer!
What I Don’t Like
While the intended aim of Skipthefakes.com is to bring you escort advertisements that come complete with authentic reviews so that you know what you're coming face-to-face with when she turns up at your door, I did find that a lot of escort advertisements on the platform lacked any form of reviews entirely, contradicting the mission of the site overall.
Suggestions I Have for Skipthefakes.com
Skipthefakes.com really does need to ensure that all of the featured sex workers on the site are able to offer at least one authentic review because, after all, what's the point? If the platform isn't able to back up promises from the start, then people are probably gonna get a little bit pissed off after a while.
Conclusion
When it comes to the escort portfolio that it has to offer, Skipthefakes.com is definitely an impressive site if you're looking to meet a vivid range of different sex workers across the United States. However, don't take the initial promise that it makes it the start at its word because you will also find that there are a lot of escort listings on the site.com without any reviews whatsoever.
