r/ThreesomeAdvice! Let me guess, you’re not laying pipe properly in your relationship or marriage? Maybe you’re in an open relationship and your partner’s talking about a third. Who knows, maybe you’ve always been monogamous, and this whole swinging thing is new to you. Then again, perhaps it’s your idea; maybe you’re the one in the relationship who’s needing more pussy in the bedroom.
It ain’t always about being a cuck when it comes to threesomes; there are all types of scenarios that fit all kinds of sexual needs in a relationship. But if anything that I just described fits your situation, you’re not alone, fuckers. In fact, there’s a whole goddamn subreddit dedicated to getting advice about your next threesome. Hell, there are even people here who share their own experiences to ease the nerves of newbies before they let a third into the sack.
I remember my first threesome, but I never needed any fucking advice. It was probably due to all the porno I’ve watched over the years. I knew what to fucking do the second the two fine-ass bitches I was about to fuck started making out. The only bad thing that happened is that they asked me to be a throuple afterward — they basically proposed to me on the spot. That’s the downside of being a pro pussy pounder, perverts.
But when you get pussy as easily as I do, you have no interest in being tied down. Still, some of you simps are different, and you want to spice things up with your partner. That said, I want to introduce you wankers to a subreddit that could ease your mind before jumping in bed with another bitch, or letting some other hung motherfucker dick down your significant other. Here are my thoughts on r/ThreesomeAdvice!
Redditors share threesome experiences and advice
I may be a sex god, but there’s nothing shameful about needing sex advice. Hell, I almost feel like half the time I’m reviewing porn sites, I’m dropping gems that all you freaky fuckers should try with your girl. As I’ve said before, I’m basically an unlicensed sex therapist. When it comes to threesomes, it’s never been something I’ve struggled with. However, some of you dudes are desperate for advice from experienced, open-minded sex fiends. If that’s you, I think you’ll fit right in here.
So, what do we have here? The first post I saw was more of a confession-type post, where a random Redditor told the subreddit that his wife found the idea of a threesome “interesting.” Long story short, he ended up describing a conversation with his wife, in which she agreed to FMF threesomes in the future. But our boy was taken aback by that, and confessed that he had no fucking clue that was even a thing.
Then, other random Redditors came to the rescue, stating that what she was describing was the type of threesome where it’s all about the guy. This is the best case scenario for any dude out there looking for a third in the sheets, by the way. If it’s all about the woman, that’s an MFM threesome — think Eiffel Towers, one in the pink while one’s in the stink (if she’s down for that), the woman sucking two stiffies at once, and all that shit.
Now, that’s fun, too, but you’d better be ready to watch your wife or girlfriend fuck somebody else at the same time. And no, that doesn’t automatically make you a cuck, but you damn sure have some cuck tendencies — let’s be honest. But I think that gets a bad rap. Some dudes look at cucking like real-life porn, and they ain’t wrong. Would I do it? Probably not, but I’m also not tied down to any bitch, and I don’t plan to be.
Still, I’ve been in plenty of situations where one of my bros fucked the same chick as me at the same time. Next, you’ve also got posts from Redditors sharing that they’re about to go out for their first threesome. But before they do, they ask for last-minute tips. This particular post that I found was more about questions on what to wear, how to initiate sex, and how to greet the third lady involved.
He explained that it was through a ‘service’ (probably a legal brothel or a sex worker). Anyway, the community was quick to respond, and he ended up getting some fresh tips from freaky fuckers who’ve done this shit before. They collectively agreed for them both to treat it like a date. Drinks first, games, kinky truth or dare — they all said that they needed to do something to set the mood and make everyone feel relaxed. Good advice; I’d go with the spicy truth or dare!
You also have posts where the subreddit members will ask the community about where to find dimes and dudes who are down for threesomes. Now, that seems obvious, but keep in mind that some of these newbies are fucking clueless, yet curious about spicing up their sex lives. But hey, the group doesn’t judge or critique. Instead, they all kindly responded, telling the user that guys are easy — most motherfuckers are always available to dick down someone else’s girl.
But for the females, you’ve got to use dating apps, sign up for swinging sites, go to swinger events, join fetish communities, and more. I could keep going with these, but you gooners get the point. A lot of this shit is common sense, but nerves get the best of these newbies, and there’s nothing wrong with asking for sex life advice. The community is newbie-friendly, everyone seems to get along, and everyone’s sex-positive — just what you jerk-offs need when you’re looking for sex life support.
Over 9K weekly visitors & 200+ weekly contributions
r/ThreesomeAdvice was created on January 11, 2022. Since then, the community has steadily grown and now receives over 9,000 weekly visitors, generating over 200 weekly contributions. In the subreddit’s bio, they welcome all new members and encourage questions on threesome etiquette, before and after advice, and any other threesome-related concerns, before one of the best nights (or days) of one’s fucking life.
Beyond the 200+ weekly posts, I think you fuckers will find the community highlights section to be a quick resource. One of my favorite sections they have in the community highlights gives all you gooners a ‘start here’ guide. The moderators put this shit together to point all you perverts to posts with common questions you might have that have already been answered.
For example, you’ll find post links with solutions to topics such as ‘how to bring up the topic of a threesome, or ‘the best thing single men can do.’ There’s even a whole section dedicated to ‘how to find a threesome,’ with an entire guide, tips, and real-life experience thrown in. So, if you don’t feel like scrolling through hundreds of posts, make sure you motherfuckers check those out first — you’re welcome, in advance.
But like any subreddit, you fuckers still have to follow the rules. The good news is that they keep it super simple. Still, whether you’re posting or interacting with others, you’ll want to make sure you know them. Let me help you horny bastards out, starting with the first rule. One, this ain’t a subreddit for finding hook-ups; it’s all about advice and sharing experience. If hook-ups are what you’re looking for, try another community of degenerates.
Two, which goes back to rule number one, don’t make posts related to R4R. They give all you gooners suggestions if that’s what you’re searching for, such as r/UnicornSwingers, r/ThreesomePersonals, r/Threesome_Dating_Site, and r/swingersr4r. Three, don’t tell anybody to “hit you up in the DMs.” Everybody knows what you’re fucking doing. Keep the conversations under posts only.
Four, don’t post nude photos, including links, videos, or GIFs. There are plenty of other subreddits for that shit. Five, all types of threesome activity questions are welcome, whether it’s watching others, actually fucking, massages, dates, or anything else. Ask any questions or share experiences with any of these, but don’t ask others to join you. Six, don’t be a dick. Seven, don’t fucking promote your OnlyFans, porn content, cam sites, or any of that shit here.
The pros and cons of r/ThreesomeAdvice
Overall, I don’t have many fucking complaints here.
It’s nice to see a bunch of open-minded couples getting extra action, and not just from fist fucking or clip clapping while binging gonzo porn. But hey, that’s still fun, too — let’s get that straight. Regarding the pros, you have a supportive community of Redditors offering threesome advice and sharing their experiences.
Currently, there are over 9,000 weekly visitors and more than 200 weekly contributors. It’s newbie-friendly, and they’ve maintained a sex positive vibe. They even have quick access to guides in the community highlights. This cuts through the bullshit posts or saves you from asking something that’s already been answered. Plus, you don’t have to wait for a response or go digging for solutions to your sex life when it comes to your next threesome.
Those are my top pros, and as for the rest, you wankers will have to join to see for yourselves how helpful this community is. Regarding the cons, there’s only one thing that’s inconvenient about this subreddit, which is that they don’t fuck with members getting together for hook-ups or actually having sex in real life with each other. In a way, it’s understandable; there are other subreddits for that shit.
Still, I’m sure we can all fucking agree that it’s like going to a swingers party where everyone talks about fucking without actually getting naked and down and dirty. As I was reading some of these posts, I jerked off three times, thinking about these thots telling their husbands how much they wanted to munch on muffs. It can feel like a tease, but at the end of the day, it’s all about education and experienced sluts and studs giving guidance.
I still wish they’d provide us with a little demonstration, if you know what I mean. If I were you fuckers, I’d see if any of these users are in other groups. Visit their profile, and who knows, they may have nudes, sex videos, or they might be involved in other subreddits where randy randoms are meeting for threesomes, foursomes, orgies, and more.
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Like I said, I’ve never had a problem arranging a threesome. In fact, I’m about to have something even better — a foursome with three baddies that I fuck on rotation regularly! It was their idea. To me, it’s just another day in the life of wanking, reviewing the best porn sites, and dicking down dimes. What can I say? When you’re this handsome, hung, and fuck like Rocco Siffredi, pussy comes to you, my dudes.
Anyway, I’m sure some of you masturbators might be ready for a third in the sack. Maybe it’s your idea, or perhaps your wife’s bored, but you have no fucking clue where to start. If that’s you, you’ve got this newbie-friendly subreddit right here to guide you through pro tips, shared experiences, and advice you can apply to finally make it fucking happen. Join r/ThreesomeAdvice, and you’ll probably end up slaying two snatches at once this next weekend!
