What’s up, you naughty little freak?! How was Christmas? Did you get the gifts you wanted? Did you meet that hot cousin? I hope you didn’t freak her out! You know, fantasizing about a family member isn't uncommon. But when the feeling’s not mutual, it’s actually pretty gross!
Haha! Anyway, we’re a couple of days into the new year! And I can’t wait to see what the porn world has in store! I should probably do a rerun of all the content we enjoyed this year. Although about 70% of it will be fans content!
Sorry about that. I was just late to the party, and I just couldn’t get enough of it! There are just SO many girls opening some kind of fans account every day! A lot of them are pretty much the same type of girl. But every now and then, I find someone I’ve never seen before!
Searching for girls on OnlyFans feels like going through a pack of booster cards! Haha! Just the feeling of potentially finding the next craziest thing is exciting! Anyway, it’ll be a while before we do the fans content again.
I’ve decided that I want to actually commit to the old-school PornDude blogs. I mean, the last few years were all Twitter and OnlyFans! It’s about time we shook things up a little, right?! There’s way too much going on in the traditional porn world to miss out on!
That’s right! Regular porn that you won’t find on OnlyFans, Virtual Reality, or some freak’s Discord server is still pretty damn popular! In fact, it’s still the most popular way to jerk off! So, there’s MUCH more content to talk about.
Now that we’ve pretty much finished our bisexual arc, what will we be talking about next? Well, I kind of got a bit of a taste for videos featuring more than one person. In my opinion, it’s the BEST kind of content!
I mean, watching two people fuck is always better than watching one person jerk off. But watching three people fuck… Well, that’s even better! And don’t worry, it won’t be long before we start talking about my favorite kind of sex! Orgies!
For now, though, we’ll be surfing the internet in search of the hottest threesome videos in the game right now! It’s one of the very few types of human content that AI can’t touch. I’ll be honest… I’ve been pretty reluctant to talk about AI.
That shit is really starting to freak me out! You still believe it’s me writing these blogs, right?! AI could never sound like me! You couldn’t capture this amount of unbridled horniness! Man… How long is it gonna be before you’re not even able to tell?
How long do you think I have left? Haha! Lately, pornstars have been getting pretty loud about AI intruding in the porn world. Did you know that you can jerk off to people fucking in a scene they have NO idea about?
There are places everywhere for it. It’s pretty easy to find. In just a few clicks, you can jerk off to your favorite celebrity taking a giant cock in her ass! You can do that with pornstars, too! And they’re not happy about it.
Now… Let’s be honest… It’s fucking nothing like the real thing. When you’ve got an ass that puts you in the top 10% of Pornhub models, it’s gonna take some hard fucking work to replicate it! But people sure are trying!
In fact, you don’t even need to replicate your favorite celebrity or porn star! There are sites that basically allow you to build your own dream girl or boy! It’s literally a build-a-bitch. You’re gonna need to go a few extra steps for some real fun…
But the option is right there! Again, it’s not as fun as jerking off to real pussy… Or to hentai made by a real person. But it feels like it’s only a matter of time when it gets SO fucking good, that the horniest, loneliest dude stops caring.
I don’t know how to feel about it. I love sex. I love when people get off. And I LOVE getting off to people having sex. But when it’s AI… There’s no people involved. You’re not watching a bunch of sluts and studs nail each other for 30 minutes.
You’re not even watching someone’s horny post of a hot pair of tits they drew! No one’s involved. It’s just you jerking off to what a computer thinks is a great set of tits. I don’t hate that it’s a thing… But I’m not super thrilled either!
Anyway, we don’t have to think about that right now! We’re about to enjoy some of the hottest threesome content online! And where are we gonna be enjoying it? PornHoarder!
PornHoarder is a relatively new site. The original site went live back in 2021. And since then, it’s got a TON of followers. Honestly, I don’t really see what’s so good about it. I mean, the UI is pretty great. But that’s about it.
Well, the collection of porn is pretty great, too. But it’s not any better than any other collection of porn on the internet. Yet, somehow, in just a few years, PornHoarder has tens of millions of users passing through every month!
That’s right! It’s already a big deal just after a few years! PornHoarder is like that one OnlyFans chick that was pretty hot, and managed to blow up due to nothing but thirst and great timing!
It was during the COVID era, too! And you know what that did to people. Haha! Anyway, PornHoarder has some pretty impressive threesome content. And it’s all for free! So, it’s more than worth checking out!
Hoarding All the Threesomes
On PornHoarder, you can find around 100,000 bisexual videos! Well, at least that’s what the page told me. The pages actually stopped at 100. So, it technically only has over 3000 videos. Which… You’re not exactly getting through
that many videos anyway.
Does it really make a difference? Haha! Like I said, the site UI is pretty damn good, even by modern standards. You won’t have a hard time looking through all the content you’ll find on PornHoarder.
At the top right-hand corner, you’ll be able to filter the page by date, relevance, or popularity. And you’ll also be able to search by the date added. You can scroll through videos uploaded from 6 months ago or videos uploaded in the last 3 days.
You’ll also get the option to choose which sites you want the videos to come from. The way PornHoarder shows video previews in the thumbnails is pretty odd. It’s not super uncommon, though. When you hover over a thumbnail, you’ll see a collection of clips of each video.
I guess when you’re using porn from other sites, it’s hard to get a HD video preview! Browsing through the site is more or less fine. You’ll have a little trouble starting each video. But unlike most porn aggregators, you won’t have to go to the original site to watch the videos.
PornHoarder Hot Threesome Collection
Like I said, you’re gonna have a little trouble starting a video. Even if you have an ad blocker on, you’ll still have to click the video a few times to play it. And those few times, you’re gonna have to close a few tabs.
Once you get to the video, though, the experience is pretty fucking good! I found a video titled, Super Freaks 13. It was a fucking golden nugget! The video is basically an old porn flick from the 90s!
It features a bunch of interracial orgy scenes. You’ve never seen anything like this. I mean, people had ZERO concern for safety back then! Haha! They just went in raw and hoped everything worked out!
Do you know how fucking hard it is to find movies like that?! For any true porn connoisseur or even just a fan of tape from the 90s, this is like finding a bag of diamonds! I don’t know where else you’d have to go to find content like this.
What I Liked
PornHoarder has a pretty awesome collection of porn. After a while, I started to see what the big deal was! You can find videos here that were probably deleted everywhere else. I’m talking, super exclusive content for absolutely free!
What I Don’t Like
The ads on the video page are pretty damn intrusive. I’d prefer not to have to click a video five times just to play it.
Whatever happened to banner ads? Or a few small window pop-ups? Getting redirected to another site while trying to rewind the video is SO annoying!
Conclusion
PornHoarder has a pretty damn impressive collection of
threesome porn. You’ll find some of the hottest newer videos to movies made before you were born! It’s a pretty awesome experience!
