Pornhub Threesome! We can all agree that fucking two sluts is always better than just dicking down one. I’ve been in a few hundred threesomes and orgies throughout my life; it’s pretty much become a weekly thing at this point. You can never have too much pussy, but having two bitches at once is that sweet spot where every snatch gets proper attention. What about all you degenerates? Have you nailed two bitches at the same time yet?
Most of you masturbators have always dreamed of having your own threesome. But let’s be honest, that shit ain’t going to happen to all you horny bastards unless your girl wants to swing. Of course, that shit can backfire real quick if she wants another dick. And for you single dudes out there with no game, you’re pretty much fucked unless you count those two sex dolls in the closet.
That means your ass is stuck here on Pornhub, dick-stroking and daydreaming about two bitches slurping your schlong. But hey, has Pornhub ever let your dick down? Even though I get hella bitches, sometimes I need days where it’s all about Pornhub pecker pounding. And oftentimes, it’s either a threesome or a full-on orgy satisfying my stiffy through the screen. But I’ve been beating my meat with way too many orgies lately.
Let’s subtract some sluts from the boner fuel, shall we? Today is all about Pornhub’s threesome results! These sample videos have always made my meat erupt, so I’m not expecting anything less than nuclear nuts. I’m sure you fuckers have had your fair share of faps with these, too. But have you seen the newest uploads? That said, here are my thoughts on these results and what you cock-jerkers can expect!
20,000 threesome results
As soon as I pulled up this page, I saw that there were 20,000 sample video results from all the usual suspects. You’ve got the fake family roleplays from studios like Nubiles, gonzo scenes from studios like Bang, and, of course, some Brazzers results, too. I don’t want to start by giving you gooners the boring-ass runaround. So, I’ll start with the dirty details. Which sample scenes deserve your dick’s attention?
One of the first sample videos I clicked on was uploaded by Step Siblings Caught, featuring Jessie Saints, Katie Kush, and Seth Gamble. I’m a big Katie Kush kind of guy, so as soon as I saw her sucking cock in a thumbnail with Jesse Saints, the lube bottle popped, and the pants were dropped.
Step Siblings Caught is a Nubiles studio that has taboo, fake family roleplay scenes. The title already gives you gooners the gist of what the hell is going on here; the typical ‘step bro’ getting seduced by his fake step sister and her friend. What’s fucking new? Well, I can never pass up a Katie Kush fuck flick, and goddammit, I’m glad I didn’t scroll past this one.
It’s a Thanksgiving parody, so it starts with the fake mom trying to get Seth to “stuff a turkey.” Long story short, Jesse Saints is the turkey in this situation, so of course, Seth stuffs her full of fat dick. Katie’s ass has always done it for my dick, and I blasted my boner batter all over my screen when I saw her riding Seth’s meat. Plus, it’s one of the longer sample videos from these results. Don’t miss it, my dudes!
But you don’t just have taboo roleplay scenes; I can’t forget the gonzo gooning scenes here. The following sample video I stroked my stiffy with featured Sarah Arabic, Vince Karter, and Jax Slayher. When it comes to Sarah Arabic, it’s the massive milkers that do it for me. Hell, I’m sure those are the main reasons that you motherfuckers massage your meat to her scenes as well.
This type of scene shows what you wankers think your girl is doing when she’s out of town — sucking and fucking two cocks at the same time. Of course, it’s only a sample video, so you’ll only see ten minutes of the scene. But trust me, that’s all you fucking need to nut. Honestly, Sarah’s tits are so perfect that a double titty-fuck would’ve been enough for this fap flick. But hey, I’m not complaining about a damn good pussy pounding; I love seeing this thot smash!
Another scene that had my rod shooting ropes was from Brazzers, showing a home renovation gone wild. In this scene, you’ve got several threesomes going on at once, like Ryan Reid and Cherie DeVille sharing cock, plus Willow Ryder and Kira Noir fucking another dude in the next room. Willow Ryder’s one of the best dick riders in the biz, and this sample scene is just further evidence. Make sure you motherfuckers watch this one!
Fantastic filters, results, and search recommendations
You probably already know that Pornhub’s the best when it comes to giving you a goon-worthy grid of video results, especially after the ones I just recommended. There are a hell of a lot more that you fuckers will find, but I’ll just leave it to you to find your own favorites. Still, definitely make sure you take the time to watch my recommendations. But what else do we have here?
Every category, search result, or list of tagged videos will give you the same flawless user experience. And no, I’ll never stop glazing Pornhub for it. It’s number one on my favorite list of porn tube sites for a reason, and it ain’t just for all the best fuck flick samples. There are so many other things that make Pornhub great, like the fantastic filters and search recommendations, as well as other keywords for narrowing down clips.
Let’s talk about those filters for a minute. The filters are one of my favorite things about Pornhub, and they’ve only gotten better over the years. When you pull up a page like this, you’ve already got a solid list of threesome scenes. You really can’t go wrong with jerking your johnson to any of these samples from the various studios. But Pornhub takes it a step further with their filtering system, giving you the option to narrow down video results to your liking.
You have the usual sorting options, such as featured recently, most viewed, top rated, hottest, longest, and newest. There’s also the option to flip between professional studio samples or homemade (amateur) uploads, and you can even set specific video durations. And if that’s not enough, Pornhub even lets you include and exclude categories — talk about customizing your cock-jerking time!
Then you’ve got those search recommendations and further keywords to narrow down the results even further. For example, here in the threesome results, you’ll see suggested search terms like ‘threesome MILF’ or ‘threesome with wife and her friend.’ At the bottom of the page, you’ll even see frequently combined terms, such as ‘amateur’ or ‘Japanese.’
When you use all of these filters together, you gooners get a totally new page filled with results. I set mine to ‘newest, 20-30 minute duration, include threesome and big ass (you know how much I love massive badonks), and exclude bisexual male.’ The new results gave me over 2,000 scene samples from studios like Team Skeet, MYLF, FreeUse, LetsDoeIt, and even a shitload of amateur uploads. Always use your filters, fuckers!
Pornhub’s flawless except for the pre-roll ads
When it comes to elite porn tube performance, it doesn’t get much fucking better than Pornhub. Sure, the pre-roll ads can be a bitch when you’re trying to jump right into a video to jerk off. But aren’t we all used to that shit by now? Plus, there’s always Pornhub Premium if you perverts want ad-free videos and bonus content. And if that’s not in your meat-beating budget, I recommend using pop-up protection and ad blockers.
Other than that, Pornhub is smooth and well-designed with its iconic black-and-orange color scheme. And come to think of it, I’ve never had a problem with the video player. Even on mobile devices, or any device for that matter, streaming is seamless as long as your Wi-Fi is strong. Hell, I’ve seen some motherfuckers binging boner fuel on Pornhub from their smart fridge. It ain’t the most sanitary stroking method I’ve seen, but goddammit, isn’t that convenient? The future of fapping is bright!
All pros for the most part
If Pornhub ever ditched pre-roll ads, this would be the mecca of masturbation. I mean, it kind of already is; pre-roll ads ain’t going to stop you perverts at this point. Plus, they aren’t spammy, and it’s not like the 2000s, where porn sites were one click away from digital STDs. If anything, expect a paid site ad or a cam site promotion before you get your gooning on unless you’ve got Pornhub Premium or a decent ad blocker.
Other than that, it’s all pros. You’ve got 20,000 threesome results, various studio samples, amateur uploads, and the hottest pornstars. On top of that, the filters are fucking fantastic, the search recommendations give you more dirty ideas, and the site itself is smooth, well-designed, and compatible with all devices. Do you really need any more reasons to visit the best porn tube? I didn’t fucking think so!
Visit Pornhub for all your threesome faps!
As much as I love the other porn tubes out there, if the rest of them were shut down and Pornhub was all we had, I’m sure we’d all agree that it wouldn’t be the end of internet wanking. Hell, some of you horny bastards don’t give a shit about other sites. If that’s you, then you already know Pornhub has your cock covered when it comes to threesomes.
Need more no-bullshit Pornhub reviews? I’ve covered a whole list of them, including the entire site. Make sure you motherfuckers check them out, and get your ass over to my favorite porn tube to fap to all your favorite pornstars in threesomes! Enjoy, and as always, happy fapping!
