What’s up, you beautiful fucking perv?! How’s your year going so far? I hope you haven’t started by putting that poor little pecker out of commission so soon! There’s an entire YEAR of awesome new porn to enjoy!
The world seems to be getting crazier and crazier… But you can’t keep a smile off your face when you’re looking at tits all day! Am I right or am I right?! Haha! We’ve been enjoying some of the hottest group sex we can find online.
And we’ve really been looking high and low… I’m talking, the farthest corners of the internet! All to find some of the hottest and most unique threesomes out there! And you’d better believe I’ve been having a hell of a time doing it!
It feels like every day this month is Christmas! If you’re just tuning in, the category we’ve been enjoying is threesomes! That’s right! MMF and FFM… And if you’re into it…Sometimes it’s not just a spitroast for the boys!
You know what I’m talking about… Sometimes, the cock-loving goes around in a beautiful, horny triangle! I don’t exactly swing that way… But I can’t say it doesn’t bring tears to my eyes! It’s ALWAYS better when everyone is having the best possible time!
You’ll probably know of a site called 1337x (1337x.to). If you haven’t, you’re gonna be real fucking glad you did. 1337x is basically a torrent site. That’s right! A full-on seed and leech torrent site.
It’s actually one of the more popular ones nowadays.
“But what about the threesome porn?” I hear you ask! Haha! Don’t worry! Obviously, a HUGE chunk of 1337x’s users are gonna be looking for free threesome porn samples.
50 Pages of Free Threesomes!
So, it’s got an
entire porn category in its drop-down search list. It’s the
XXX category!
You can look for all the threesome porn it has to offer right there. And it has A LOT to offer! You can find 50 pages of free porn to download for free!You won’t get the experience here that you’re used to getting when you’re browsing with your dick in your hand, though… It’s a torrent site. So, you’ll be looking at a list of links being seeded and leeched.
You’ll also see the size of the files, the date it was uploaded, and the original uploader. Apparently, there’s a girl called Lisa who’s super into threesomes! Haha! Most of the content was uploaded by her!
What? Are you surprised that girls upload porn, too? That’s right, my friend! It might be hard to believe, but girls watch and enjoy porn, too! Haha! Although… That could just be a dude posting with a girl’s name! It is the internet!
I’d like to think it’s a chick who’s horny enough to share her stash of porn with everyone else! Anyway, it’s pretty important that you’re not trying to download all of these files on a potato. The content you’ll find ranges from around 250mb to over 3GB.
If you’re looking to narrow your search a little, you can look at the top right-hand corner of the content list. There, you can sort by time, size, seeders, and leechers. Searching by leechers is basically finding the most popular videos right now.
Sometimes, when you try to click a link, another tab opens and closes straight away. It’s not the best experience, but it’s nowhere near as annoying as landing on some random Alibaba sales page.
Once you click on one of the video links, you’ll land on a page with a little more information: How many people downloaded it, when it was last checked, what language it’s in, etc. There’s even a section where people comment on the content.
Although I bet everyone’s way too busy to leave that many comments! Haha! There are also two links to snapshots of the video. But I wouldn’t expect much. Every time I tried to click on one of those links, I just got sent some girl’s Stripchat stream.
You’re gonna find yourself there a lot!
What I Like
If you’re
specifically looking for threesome porn content, you can look forward to that every day, all day at 1337x! There’s a community of pervs who upload every single day, multiple times a day!
And there are hundreds more ready to seed them for you. It might not be the porn experience you’re used to… But 1337x is low-key an S-tier find for threesomes!
What I Don’t Like
There’s nothing here to not like. It’s not like the site should do everything it can to let everyone know where to find the porn! That’s what
I’m for! Haha!
Conclusion
1337x is an S-tier find for threesome porn. It might not be the first site you think of when you’re looking to jerk off. But you can expect a handful of threesomes uploaded every single day!
And there will always be hundreds of fellow pervs, ready to seed the video for a smoother download experience for you.
