What’s up, you freaky little perv!? Happy fucking New Year! This is kind of a backup blog; I’ll probably decide to post when I’m out partying, like everyone else should be. HOPEFULLY, you’re out partying too! And not sitting inside looking for the next thing to jerk off to, haha!
Maybe your New Year’s resolution should be to spend a little less time watching porn, huh? Haha! Let’s not kid ourselves. The whole point of New Year’s resolutions is to decide on something achievable! Haha!
It’s been a hell of a year! We’ve spent most of it on OnlyFans… And Fansly… And LoyalFans… And Alua… We kind of got lost in the sauce for a while there. Like really lost. I don’t think I’ve ever spent THAT long reviewing content outside of standard porn sites.
Do you wanna know what the real reason I took so long to do OnlyFans content? At first, I just didn’t really believe the hype! Haha! That’s right! ME! ThePornDude! The guy who’s seen it all!
When OnlyFans came around, I really thought it was just a phase. If I were to bet, I would’ve said that a few simps might pay for a few girls’ lifestyle for a few years and then get bored. But then every model’s following just kept getting bigger and bigger!
I didn’t consider one of the many truths of the porn world… Dudes will do LITERALLY anything for just a whiff of pussy! LITERALLY ANYTHING! So, now there are a bunch of sluts out there who earn more money than doctors.
And that’s partly because a lot of their subscribers are actually doctors! Haha! So, when I finally checked it out to see what all the fuss was about, I finally got it! See… The thing is… the content from all the individual babes on those platforms was WAY better than I was expecting!
Like WAY better! I couldn’t fucking believe it. I mean, some of these girls dedicated every waking moment of their lives to making sure that all of their subscribers got their money’s worth. I’m talking services you couldn’t even dream of on a standard porn site:
1-on-1 texting sessions, private personal content, livestreams, a lot of them even sell the panties they jerk off in DURING the livestreams! Just imagine cumming at the same time as your favorite cam girl and then getting the same panties with all of the same juices!
It’s a different fucking world. And honestly… I’m just scratching the tip of the iceberg. We’re still doing as much fans content as we can next year. But I think MY New Year’s resolution is to be a little more balanced with my content.
I spent so much time in the fans world, I almost forgot to enjoy all the newest content in the traditional porn world. And boy, was there A LOT! I’ve talked about it in my last few blogs. But this Christmas, I decided to dedicate all of my reviews to the bisexual scene.
I figured it’s nice, inclusive content for everyone to enjoy. And while I’m straight as an arrow, the bisexual porn scene is probably one of my favorites. Why? Because it’s just SO clear how much fun everyone is having!
I got to tour through some real familiar grounds, looking at the latest group sex videos… EVERYONE was fucking and sucking! It was fucking glorious! There isn’t a chance I’m missing out on all that again next year!
But life isn’t all about porn, sex, and jerking off. Obviously, there are other things to focus on. So, let me give you a little end-of-year PornDude inspiration: You’re not a piece of shit for liking porn. Everyone has been jerking off to porn since forever.
This might come as a surprise to you, but porn is WAY older than the internet! If you look through the art of all the ancient civilisations, you’ll more than likely find a BUNCH of porn. I mean, the Kama Sutra was written WELL over 1000 years ago!
You can find carvings of all kinds of fucking outside the Khajuraho Temples in India! And you better believe it was VERY inclusive! I mean EVERYONE is fucking: Dudes fucking babes, babes fucking babes, dudes fucking dudes.
The party started a long time ago! At the end of the day, if you strip away everything we have as humans, all that’s left is our cocks and pussies. When there’s literally nothing left to do, the only thing left to do is fuck.
That’s how it’s always been. Is that how it’ll always be? Who knows! And who cares! But it’s the reason we’re all even here. So anyone who tries to make you feel like a piece of shit for enjoying porn from any medium is full of shit!
Here’s the deal, though… You really can have too much of a good thing. And from the biggest porn aficionado in the fucking world, I can confidently tell you that you should focus most of your time on things that actually matter to you.
The chances are… Porn probably doesn’t matter to you as much as it matters to me. That’s why I’ve revolved my entire life around it. Believe it or not, though… Porn isn’t the only thing that matters in my life.
I also really fucking love movies and TV shows… Really, all kinds of arts. I fuck with anime and video games, too! I spend a lot of time with Mrs. PornDude. (We actually do more than just have sex and watch TV.) I even spend a lot of time working out!
Even if you have something you love, you gotta understand that life is all about balance. Spend too much time on one thing, and you just burn the fuck out. So, go ahead and make your New Year’s resolutions!
But instead of making it about the shit that you won’t do. Make it about the shit that you need to do. The shit that you will do. Because if you start committing time to all the things you actually care about…
You won’t even think about all the shit that you don’t actually care about that’s been eating up all your time. If you ever felt bad because you were jerking off to too much porn… Believe me. It wasn’t the porn. It was the fact that there was shit you should be doing that you’re not doing!
Once you start doing that, you’ll find the time to jerk off to your favorite porn video or OnlyFans model like fucking royalty! Because you earned it! Haha! So, that’s my end-of-year pep-talk! The only reason you feel like a piece of shit after you jerk off is that you’re not doing the thing your heart is begging you to do!
And shit, if you really do love porn as much as I do… Then what the fuck are you doing? Start a fucking OnlyFans page! Haha! Anyway, back to the porn! Today, we’re looking at threesome porn from XFantazy (xfantazy.com)!
This is one of the most mid porn sites we’ve reviewed this month, but it’s at the end of the list, so fuck it!
XFantazy’s Threesome Collection
XFantazy has a pretty hot dedicated threesome section in its list of categories. But the way that it’s laid out is pretty… Well… Mid. You’ll have the option to search by
newest,
longest, and
most viewed, videos… But that’s about it.
You can’t even skip through pages. You’ll have to browse through all that content, old school: one by one! The collection probably won’t disappoint you, though!
XFantazy’s Threesome Fantasies!
XFantazy is known for having a massive collection of
edgier content. Not as crazy as the shit you’d find on MOTHERLESS.com. But enough to make you hesitate admitting you use it to anyone you know.
Honestly, the kind of content you’ll find keeps the site from being trash and makes it only mid. I was scrolling today, and you’ll never guess who I found! The man himself, NoJumper’s very own Adam22!
That’s right! He was a legit pornstar back in the day. And he’s still in the game! The video I found featured him interviewing a couple of hot babes on a couch. Kind of like how he does his podcast, but halfway through the video, he just starts fucking them! It’s pretty good stuff! Haha!
What I Like
The collection of videos will NOT disappoint you! You’ll find some pretty awesome hot, sloppy, and edgy content here. And the video playback is pretty easy.
What I Don’t Like
The UI is aggressively mid. And if you don’t come in with an adblocker… Good fucking luck!
Tips From ThePornDude
There has to be a way to fix this ass site layout! It can’t be like this forever! Haha!
Conclusion
XFantazy is a mid porn site with some pretty awesome threesome videos you might not find anywhere else. And hey… It’s free! So, it’s worth checking out! Or not. You can find better threesome porn somewhere else. Haha! Happy New Year!
