What’s up, you naughty little freak?! We’re almost a couple of days away from the New Year! How’re you feeling?! Do you feel like this year’s the year everything is gonna be different?? Do you have all of your New Year’s resolutions listed?
I hope none of them are anything stupid like, “Don’t jerk off every day” or “Try not to watch so much porn”. The point of New Year’s resolutions is that they’re supposed to be achievable!
Plus, trying to quit jerking off is stupid. Sure, there are better things you can do with your life than jerking off all day. You really can have too much of a good thing. But there are better ways to set goals.
The best way to make sure you’re not having too much of a good thing is to balance it with other things. This might surprise you, but watching porn and movies isn’t the only thing I do all day. I actually go to the gym pretty consistently!
That’s right! Haha! I also like to have sex! And this might shock you, but girls tend to like it when you’re in shape! So, if you’re actually sick of watching everyone else have all the fun… The best way to get in on the action is to hit the gym!
Whatever your New Year’s resolution is, I hope you have an even better year than this year! Here’s a little inspiration from your pal PornDude: You can always have a better year, month, or day! Just make sure you’re as intentional as you can be!
Anyway, back to porn! MY New Year’s resolution is to be a little more balanced with my reviews. I’ve said this plenty of times before, but I was pretty late to the OnlyFans party. By the time I started reviewing girls on there, I was TOTALLY overwhelmed!
There was just… So… Much! I mean, hot sluts thirsty for attention are making accounts every single day! Multiple girls! It’s fucking incredible! There’s so much going on on OnlyFans, there’s enough space for knock-offs to thrive!
There are fans sites for specific countries! At some point, there’ll be an OnlyFans for just about every country and kink you can think of! I really lost time in that world, haha! For like 70% of the year, that was pretty much all I was reviewing!
And you know what? I can’t really promise that it won’t happen again! Haha! But after enjoying all the bisexual porn this Christmas, I realised what I was missing out on. There was a pretty awesome collection of bisexual porn in the traditional porn world.
And I almost didn’t notice for an entire fucking year! So, going into 2026, I think I’m gonna keep things a little more balanced! I’ve pretty much had my OnlyFans phase. But as the world keeps changing, so will the porn. And I won’t miss a second of it!
Going into 2026, we’ll be enjoying even more group sex content! Specifically threesome porn! That’s right! We’ll be surfing the web for all the best threesome porn content we can find!
If you know me, you know there’s not much I love more than group sex! It’s one of my favorite things ever! And all that bisexual porn gave me an itch to check out what the rest of the group sex content online is like!
It probably won’t be long until I’m reviewing straight-up orgies! Haha! We’ve looked at some pretty interesting collections so far. I can’t really choose my favorite yet. I think the one that impressed me the most so far is EroMe.
The threesome porn on that site is fucking out of control! People just LOVE posting themselves having all kinds of fun, haha! Today, we’ll be looking at all the threesome porn on Sex.com — One of the oldest porn platforms in the game!
There’s a good chance this Sex.com is older than you! This site was made all the way back in 1994, and it comes with its own whole lore! I’ve spoken about it a couple of times in a few other blogs. But I’ll fill you in in case you missed it.
See, Sex.com was created by a dude named Gary Kremen in 1994. He must have been pretty invested in the idea of making sure everyone is as sexually satisfied as possible. Because he would also go on to create Match.com!
If somehow you’re too young to even know what that is, it was basically Tinder before Tinder. It’s kind of like the Facebook of the dating world nowadays. Girls were fucking OBSESSED with it back in the day.
A lot of them would just revolve their life around finding the perfect man on Match.com. Whether that actually happened is a story for another time. So, anyway, Gary was pretty happy with Sex.com. He made a pretty fun porn site!
But Match.com was his baby. So he poured almost all the time he had into that. And while he was doing that, one of his supposed buddies, Stephen M. Cohen, decided to steal the rights to Sex.com from right under his nose!
And I don’t mean steal as in game the system enough to put things in his name. I mean, he literally forged documents to give himself ownership of the company! Haha! With friends like that… Am I right?
Well, it all worked out for Gary in the end. After years in the court, he walked away $60 million richer! But he was still way too invested in Match.com to do anything with it. So, eventually sold it for an extra $14 million.
And after that, the site was passed around almost as much as the girls featured on it! It’s kinda funny… In a perfect world, sites like sex.com and porn.com would be the biggest porn sites on the internet.
But let’s be real here… If there are different dimensions and alternate realites… We’re definitely not the original one, haha! In a perfect world, lasting longer in bed wouldn’t be so hard for guys!
Anyway, after everything, sex.com became a pretty awesome porn site. It’s not exactly up there with Pornhub and Xvideos, but it still brings in tens of millions of pervs a month. And unlike a lot of sites that were made back in the day, it functions like a site made AFTER 2010!
So, you can be sure that all the threesome porn you’re gonna find here isn’t just some crusty collection of old porn movies. (Although, I wouldn’t hate that either!) You’ll find some of the hottest and most unique content on the internet!
Sex.com’s Threesome collection
That was one hell of an intro! Haha! I barely have time to fill you in on everything. Sorry… It’s been a long ass week. I’m still reeling from all the
Christmas parties. You can imagine what the ones I go to are like! And no, I do not host them!
Anyway, let’s get right into it. Sex.com’s unique site layout allows you to go through a collection of videos, GIFs, and galleries! It’s a kind of breath of fresh air compared to just endlessly scrolling videos!
You can find 40k+ images, 25k+ GIFs, and around 70k videos on sex.com. And if you join sex.com’s premium subscription for $9.95, you can access a collection of almost 2000 of sex.com’s very best videos.
Premium HD Threesome Porn
That’s exactly what you’ll find here! Sex.com has a fucking incredible collection of premium porn that you can access for free! I’m talking, complete porn production! The videos look like they were made in the balconies of Hollywood!
They’re pretty damn creative, too! One of my favorite videos is titled, Couple Finds Naked Man In Rental Home, Seduce Him Into Bi Threesome. The video is from Biphoria — Probably the hottest porn platform that came up during my bisexual porn arc.
The video is exactly what it sounds like! You’ve never seen real horny joy until you’ve seen a man getting his cock sucked by a hot chick while he’s got another cock in his mouth! I’m 100% straight, and even I’ve gotta admit… I might never achieve that level of happiness! Haha!
What I Like
Sex.com has one of the best site designs in the porn game. You’ll have access to all sorts of unique premium porn in more than just video form. And perfect quality, too! Everyone should be doing this!
What I Don’t Like
There’s nothing here not to like!
Tips From ThePornDude
Why don’t you hook your guests up with a free trial? It couldn’t hurt, right?
Conclusion
Sex.com is where you’ll find a pretty damn impressive collection of threesome porn in all forms of media. And they’re all in perfect quality, too! The site really lives up to its name!
