What’s up, you naughty little freak?! Are you excited for the new year? Have you thought of your New Year’s resolutions? You better not come up with anything stupid, like “I wanna jerk off less”. Firstly, that’s a stupid New Year’s resolution!
Why would you wanna stop doing something that makes you happy! Secondly, you’re supposed to pick something that’s actually achievable! That’s kind of the whole point, haha! You’re gonna break that resolution on the first day!
Maybe it should be something like working out more or actually talking to a girl! Or if you’re married, actually talking to your wife! Haha! My New Year’s resolution is to be a little more balanced with my content.
I kind of went wild with the OnlyFans stuff this year. I mean, what can I say? I was late to the party! I had A LOT of catching up to do. And there were just… So. Many. Girls. So… Many… I couldn’t control myself.
I’ve said it before, but going through those fans pages was like opening up a pack of Pokémon cards. I don’t know what I’m gonna get, but I’m mostly gonna like it! Even if most of them are generic. And there’s always a chance that I’ll get something extra special!
There was always that one babe that stood out over everyone else! She was usually the one who was willing to do what all the other girls wouldn’t do! Haha! But sometimes it was something genuinely unique… Like an awesome vibe.
Maybe she was a hot mature mommy who really fucking leaned into the parasocial relationship. I mean, she really wanted to make you believe that she’d fuck you if she really wanted to. And maybe she really would! Subscribing to her felt like you were truly seen…
… Anyway, by the end of the year, I realised I was knee-deep in fans content. That was about the only thing I was doing! Haha! My friends were worried about me. They even made a new porn site for me to review!
Can you imagine being so into OnlyFans content that your friends are like, “Hey, man… We’re worried about you. I think it’s about time you started watching some regular porn!” Haha! They were right, though… I was fucking tripping.
So, we ended the year with some of the hottest bisexual content across the internet. It was pretty good to get back into the vintage PornDude style of content. Don’t get me wrong, though… We’re going back to the fans content eventually!
Now that all the bisexual content is done, I don’t think I’m done enjoying content with more than two people! That’s right! I’ve got a taste for group sex now! So, going into next year, we’ll be enjoying all the hottest threesome content on the internet!
We’ve already started on the road to group fun! I bet you’re wondering which site we’re gonna be talking about today! Well, today we’ll be enjoying threesome fun on Scroller.com! If you don’t know what that is, it’s either because you’re a healthy individual or you have no taste.
Believe it or not, some of the platforms you go to specifically find porn… Weren’t actually intended for you to do that. For example: OnlyFans! Haha! That’s right! If you didn’t already know, OnlyFans was NOT actually supposed to be a haven for sluts and simps.
But when you’ve been watching the porn scene for as long as I have, you learn a few things. One of those things is: When given the chance, people will turn ANYTHING into porn. Okay… I guess that’s just Rule 34.
But the way I said it was better. OnlyFans certainly isn’t the only platform that is still technically a platform for normal people but ended up as a digital brothel. They straight-up had to ban porn from Tumblr!
That hurt a lot of people! I mean, that was the main reason half the user base went there in the first place! You know, I never really knew why they did that. Was it because shit got too weird?
Maybe they were one of the few platforms that were too uncomfortable to profit from their porn-based users! Haha! That’s a fucking missed opportunity if you ask me! Another one of those platforms is Reddit! Did you know that people use Reddit solely to jerk off?
That’s right! Why would you wanna spend time on Reddit doing anything else? Haha! If there’s one thing I can give to that platform… It has some of the best collections of every kind of porn online. It’s fucking majestic!
That, and sometimes, you can find really good advice on either tech or something super niche. Well, unlike Tumblr, Reddit is more than happy to keep its horniest users happy! In 2017, they created Scroller. (Scrolller.com)
It’s a Pinterest-like website that lets you browse Reddit posts via picture… Yeah. You know where this is going! You can go to any collection created by a user with your favorite category of thing as the subject. Then, you can spend the rest of the day scrolling!
It doesn’t necessarily have to be porn… It could be episodes of Brooklyn Nine-Nine or Adventure Time memes- It’s porn. The only reason anyone’s coming here is for porn. And if you’re looking for hot, authentic threesome porn videos, this is just the place for you!
Scroll Through Endless Threesomes
I was pretty surprised by the amount of threesome porn I found here. We were on Scroller just a couple of days ago to look for bisexual porn. And they had it… But I had to kind of look for it. Apparently, threesomes are WAY more popular here!
You can find about four collections in the Collections section of the site. Don’t worry, I know what you’re thinking. There’ll be more than four things to look at. One of those collections has well over 9000 uploads!
Trust me, if you wanna scroll through some hot threesome porn, this is exactly where you wanna be! Although you’re better off getting an account first. And an ad blocker. Those pop-ups are no joke! Even if you get an ad blocker, you’ll still get pop-ups asking you to subscribe!
Assuming you’ve already created an account and you’re not clicking off of an ad every 5 seconds… You’ll also be able to check all the User Collections part of the page. Since all the posts are posted by users… I don’t actually know what the difference between the two is.
I just kind of assumed one included the user, and one included the user’s collection of their favorite pics and clips. Either way, as soon as you click on those collections, you’ll be jerking off to the porn equivalent of TikTok! Haha!
Community Threesomes!
The content you’ll be enjoying will be in any one of the collections you’ll find when you search for threesomes. Unlike a typical porn site, you won’t just be scrolling through a series of videos ripped from other sites or uploaded by production companies.
Most of the threesome porn you’ll see here features the Redditors who upload it! It’s a pretty communal experience! And if you know me, you’ll know there are a very few things I like more than communities revolving around sex.
And there are VERY few things I like more than group sex. But a community built around group sex? You can be sure that I’ve followed every single person who created these collections.
Going through them, you’ll find a pretty sweet diversity of content. I’m talking, professional pictures, videos, and unique animations. It’s a fucking feast for the senses! You’d better be careful… You might be stroking your cock while scrolling, and before you know it, the entire fucking day has passed!
I’m not kidding! There are no duds in these collections. Every single pic, video, and animation is nut-worthy!
What I Like
I’m seriously impressed with the quality of content uploaded. Like I said, if there’s one thing I can give Reddit… It’s their dedication to awesome NSFW content. It’s fucking legendary! You’ll be enjoying some of the best pictures, hottest videos, and wildest animations for hours!
A site like this is pretty fucking dangerous. You could lose SO much time without realising! Haha!
What I Don’t Like
Even when you log in and turn on an ad blocker, the pop-ups are unbearable! If you want to
really enjoy Scroller’s threesome content with no interruptions, you’ll have to get the premium for $7.99. Otherwise, you’re just gonna have to deal with it.
Tips From ThePornDude
Take it easy on the fucking pop-ups! There has to be a less annoying way to get people to subscribe!
Conclusion
Scroller has a pretty awesome collection of authentic and unique threesome porn.
You can spend HOURS scrolling through some of the best group sex you’ll ever find online. I’m talking quality pics, crazy hot clips, and tasty animations! Say goodbye to your afternoon! Haha!
