I know porn.com. I know that motherfucker. That’s exactly why I don’t try to swallow the whole thing at once. I slice it up, section by section, because that’s the only sane way to deal with a site this huge without losing your shit.
Today, I'll be talking threesomes. Yup, it's either two hoes sharing one dong, or one female getting pounded by two dicks. Either way, it's hardcore and hot as hell, so let's see if porn.com/threesome-porn delivers. Stay tuned.
The initial impression
I fucking know that porn.com/threesome-porn is only one category, but you need to know that the site in total has over 10 million videos. It's not like you'll have to focus on the threesomes only. The truth is that porn.com is one of the biggest sites the industry has to offer, and I gotta admit that porn.com is one hell of a good name. Memorable as hell.
The category comes with a description. Yeah, apparently someone out there needs an explanation of what a threesome is. I find that shit pretty redundant. If you clicked this category, you already know which holes go where. Still, I’ll admit it’s a nice little touch.
The background is black, the thumbnails are big and hot, and I don't see any ads, at least not for now. Since porn.com/threesome-porn is a free site, I expect minor annoyances during and before the streaming. Free porn always comes with a catch. The real test starts when you actually fire up a video. Let’s see what happens.
Brazilian babes squirting all over a sturdy dong
The lucky motherfucking video that gets the honor of streaming in front of my legendary eyes features two Brazilian cunts and their squirting cunts. The video goes on for 10 minutes, and it has a 79% rating. Thumbnails don't show any previews, so yeah, I'm kinda choosing this shit blindly, hoping the sluts will deliver.
I click and porn.com/threesome-porn kicks me over to another site. Aha! Now the shit clicks! The site doesn't actually host its videos. It's the shit I call an aggregator site. That means it doesn’t store the videos on its own servers, but sends your ass straight to the sites that actually host the cocks.
Not a bad thing. These porn aggregators are always stacked with stupid amount of content. For horny fucks like you, it means more variety, more studios, more porn in general, and it's all under one goddamn roof. It gives you way more porn than you get on a standard site. You will never wank off to the same video twice, unless you really want you, and that shit is lit.
Still, it's not all sunshine and wet holes. Long dick short, you’re not in control. The joint tosses you around, you get redirected, so you don't know what to expect. Some of the sites might load slow as shit, others will drown you in ads, and so on.
Consistency goes out of the video, as well as video quality. It's gonna be all over the place and that's something you'll have to learn to live with. Simply put, porn.com/threesome-porn doesn’t fuck you directly, but it introduces you to someone who will. Moving on.
Stirling Cooper fucking two bitches on a couch
I find that Stirling motherfucker in one of those classic FFM setups. He and this MILF are fucking a chick who needs a lesson on how to please a cock. I get redirected to that xnxx motherfucker upon clicking on the thumbnail. I guess I got lucky this time. I know that the site hosting the video is decent, all free and shit, so yeah, I’m pretty damn happy with how this shit’s playing out.
I gotta sit through five goddamn seconds while some useless ad fucks around in my face, but whatever, that’s barely a speed bump. The video kicks in, and I jump straight to the middle like an impatient motherfucker. The video is HD. Stirling fucks this younger hoe from behind, while she licks the clit of the blonde MILF. It's a professional video, very fucking hot, high-res too, and it shows its ass to me for the price of exactly zero bucks. Not a single complaint from this motherfucker. Moving on!
Over 450K threesome videos under one goddamn roof
Yup, porn.com/threesome-porn holds over 450K threesome porn videos. That's a pile so damn huge that I don't know how to put it into words. Sure, this is an aggregator site, meaning you will get tossed around, bump into a paywall maybe, find low-res shit, and all that, but you'll still get a pile of porn huge enough to last you a lifetime. If you want to deal with an aggregator site, you simply have to get used to the idea of redirects and random quality. It's either that, or stick with something smaller but more predictable. Your call.
Insane diversity. I think it's easy to understand why. I'm currently looking at the first page of the stash only, and I already see a black threesome, an Asian hoe getting used by two guys and her trusty vibrator, Latina cunts, an amateur Indian threesome, two masked guys plowing a Euro chick, a car interracial scene, a lesbian threeway, Charles Dera, Eva Nyx, Cherry Kiss, a fake hostel party, Lexi Lore, gamer hoes, free use, and everything in between. Fucking insane!
You're gonna absolutely need the filters
I already told you that porn.com/threesome-porn holds over 450K videos, and as we speak, it's getting even bigger. That means you have two options. You can either let porn.com/threesome-porn drown your ass in threesomes, random ones, or you grab the controls and start filtering the shit out of it.
I always say that free and aggregator sites are not made for fetishists, but that doesn’t mean porn.com/threesome-porn gets a free pass to shove everything up your face without options. Let's see what happens once I start playing with the filters.
Dang, this shit looks good! The first menu gives you the following options - added all time, today, this week, this month, 3 months, and this year. Fucking cool. Then you have this menu which lets you choose the porn source. Some of the options are BustyWorld, xVideos, XNXX, and PissVids. You have this third set of filters where you can choose between short and long videos, or go with HD flicks only.
Before I move on to the conclusion, I want you to know that you'll find the list of related category at the bottom of the site. Some of them are hot wife in a threesome, double penetration, gangbang, foursome, orgy, and first time. Not fucking bad. I know that porn.com/threesome-porn is not the neatest cunt on the block, but to be honest, I'm happy with the user experience. I wasn't bothered with ads and shit that much, and whatever I ended up streaming was good and HD. Maybe I just got lucky. I dunno.
I've said enough
Porn.com/threesome-porn is huge. Almost as huge as my personality.
Roughly speaking, it holds over 450K videos, and that shit keeps climbing as we speak. It's packed with threesomes, all kinds of them. I've spent like 15 minutes here, and I've already spotted black porn, famous cunts, MILFs, Asian sluts, Latinas, and who knows what else. It's an endless pile of diverse threesomes, and that's what you should keep in mind while wanking off to it.
Sure, porn.com/threesome-porn is an aggregator site. That means porn.com doesn’t host jack shit themselves. You click a thumbnail, and you get bounced to another site that actually has the video. Sometimes that shit works great, sometimes you hit a shitty low-res file or a paywall. Some of the vids might be borderline shit, and yeah, you gotta deal with redirects and the occasional ad. If you’re a picky motherfucker who only wants one specific kink done in one specific way, this might frustrate the hell out of you.
If you ask me, that chaos is what makes it amazing. The porn stash is huge, and you can filter by time, length, HD, or source. You can hop from XNXX to BustyWorld to PissVids and back, stream nothing but HD porn, or go with marathon movies. I dunno. Just do whatever the fuck you want with it. It's not like you'll have to pay for it or anything.
This is porn. Stop overthinking it. Stop whining about ads or that one video being 480p. Porn.com/threesome-porn has more porn than you'll ever need, threesomes are always hot, and the content is free. Stop fucking worrying, start watching, and thank the goddamn porn gods that someone put this shit together! End of story.
