PornXP Threesome! Many of you masturbators have never experienced the joy of having two chicks pleasing your pecker, and that’s a damn shame. And if you’ve never dicked down a dime with your bro, are you fuckers even friends? I’ve had hundreds of threesomes in my life; it’s basically become a weekly tradition at this point — threesome Thursdays!
Even if you go your whole life without fucking two chicks at once, at least you can watch your favorite porn whores experiencing it. Hell, some of my favorite scenes from over the past few years have been threesomes, foursomes, and full-on orgies. But right now, it’s all about threesomes. Here’s my take on the threesome scenes from an underrated porn tube in my fap stash — PornXP!
Over 20,000 sample videos
I’ve watched so many fucking women get their holes absolutely wrecked that almost nothing surprises me anymore. That doesn’t mean my dick ain’t delighted at what I see — but what more can you really see these days? The dimes in this business are downright diabolical, and they’re doing everything you could ever want to see.
There’s butt-banging, double blowjobs, double rimming, taking two dicks at once, Eiffel Towers — and you can find all that shit right here on PornXP. Some threesome tags on other porn tube sites will give you gooners more than just three bodies on screen whenever you type in “threesome.” But at that point, it’s no longer considered a “threesome.”
Right off the bat, I liked that PornXP understands that shit. When you type in “threesome,” that’s all you’ll fucking see. And these aren’t just short clips; these are some of the longest studio sample videos that you fuckers will find. The top porn tubes on my site may have variety, but they sure as hell don’t give you horny bastards the longest sample porn videos. PornXP fills that gap, which is a big reason I think it’s so underrated.
Currently, there are over 20,000 threesome-tagged sample videos. And it’s not just a bunch of bitches you’ve never heard of sharing content snippets; it’s all about your favorite porn studios. You even get a few OnlyFans samples from chicks like Gianna Dior, a mainstream porn whore. Nowadays, she has her own pervy productions.
This Gianna Dior sample was actually the first thumbnail I clicked on, which was like an actual mainstream porn scene — none of that shot on iPhone bullshit in a bedroom. Alongside Gianna was JMac, the buff bald man from Brazzers and Bang Bros, along with Vanessa Bardot, who’s always made my stiffy stand. Want to know how my threesome Thursdays go? Watch this shit; it’s basically a peek into my life when I’m not stroking my stiffy at 2 AM.
The sheer volume of sample scenes? Talk about instant analysis paralysis! I saw hot Latinas from studios like Sex Mex, fake family roleplay flicks from Family Screw, interracial scenes from Dorcel Club, more interracial action from Blacked, and of course, a few Brazzers classics. Where do you fucking start? My trick: don’t even fucking think about it — besides, you’re bound to watch more than one.
I’d rather have too much porn than barely any — as if I already didn’t have enough. The truth is, there’s never enough smut to satisfy my cock that constantly craves ass, titties, pussy, and all the kinky fuckery you see these days. That said, I went with the old faithful next: a Brazzers sample scene featuring Gypsy Rose, Katalina Kyle, and Ace Hardz.
Why do we love Brazzers? This scene is a classic example. After a night of muff-diving at a bachelorette party, we all know that the best gift to give your man is one last hall pass. That’s just what happens here. It only takes six words to make your soon-to-be-hubby’s dreams come true: “You have to fuck my friends.” The rest of the scene shows Ace Hardz getting his hog handled by two blonde bombshells, ending with a facial and a cum-filled spit swap!
I choked the chicken to dozens of sample scenes here, but the last one I’ll give you gooners to go check out was from TagTeamPOV, featuring Indica Flower. Indica Flower’s probably one of the most interesting-looking pawgs you perverts will find: piercing eyes, tattoos, dreadlocks, big-ass titties, and a plump booty. She’s always been a dangerous combo for my cock, and she doesn’t disappoint in this sample scene where she takes two dicks between her tits and in her holes!
Simple porn tube that’s all about tags
Not every porn tube works the same, and if you’ve never pounded your peter to PornXP’s fap stash, you probably have no fucking clue how this shit works. Let me save you stroking sons of bitches some time. First, let’s talk about the design and layout. There ain’t much going on here besides a dark blue background and a grid of goon-worthy scene snippets. Even on mobile, it’s pretty straightforward.
At the top of the page, you have links to new videos and best videos, along with a search bar to the right. You also have a few sorting options, such as top rated, newest, and latest releases — but that’s it. That’s one thing that bums my boner here; you’d think with so many sample videos that it would include more sorting options. But nah, it’s bare-fucking-bones over here on PornXP.
Instead, it seems like PornXP is all about tags when it comes to finding your favorite fap flicks. Luckily for you fuckers, PornXP has a shitload of them. You’ve got the main search tag for these scenes (threesome), but PornXP even includes studio tags. You don’t always see that shit on a site like this. I can’t help but love that, and it sure as hell helps you horny bastards find samples quicker than usual.
Another feature that helps you narrow down your searches on PornXP is the tags at the bottom of the page, which show you a list of studios, kink-friendly search terms, and pornstars. Want to see a particular pornstar getting her holes stretched by two dicks? At the bottom of the page, you’ll probably see her name, and if not, you can always search for it.
I’ve already talked about this shit in my original PornXP review. Still, I feel like it’s worth mentioning again: watch out for those goddamn ads! The good news? You have minimal spam here, but it still happens occasionally. Something else you’ll notice is that you’ll get random pop-ups to other porn tube sites. It could be coming from embedded videos, but it feels random — like pop-ups to a “celeb sex tape site.”
Another thing you’ll notice is that clicking random spots on the site will trigger ads. Good luck avoiding them, my dudes; even my ad-blockers and pop-up protection didn’t help. But as I said, it doesn’t trigger endless tabs of spam, and most of the time, the videos embedded here have no trouble loading up for your fap.
The pros and cons of PornXP’s threesome porn
PornXP doesn’t need anything fucking fancy to make this a go-to gooning site. Sure, I wish there were more filters, and the ads can get pretty fucking annoying. But it’s still not always spam city over here, and the tag system makes finding fuck flicks stupidly easy. As I said,
there are over 20,000 long sample porn videos here, and by the time all you jerk-offs visit, you can expect to see a hell of a lot more.Plus, all of your favorite pornstars are here. I named a few that I flogged my log to — Gianna Dior, Indica Flower, Vanessa Bardot, Gypsy Rose, and Katalina Kyle — but you’ve got thousands more, my dudes. Any chick you can fucking think of, from Gabbie Carter to Angela White and Alina Lopez, is here to make sure you motherfuckers have a perfect meat-beating session. And yes, that includes your favorite studios and their sample videos.
As for the user interface, it’s simple and works perfectly on all devices. It doesn’t have deep sorting or filtering options, but PornXP makes up for that by thinking for you. You don’t need to use your fried brain while your hog’s in your hand. You might have to close out a few tabs here and there, but goddamn, these samples make it worth it!
Visit PornXP for threesome fuck flicks!
The quirks of PornXP will work themselves out. Hell, for all I know, maybe it will forever be one of those sites where you’ve just got to keep one hand on your clicker while the other one is stroking your schlong. But you wankers already know that’s how it goes with most porn tube sites these days. One thing’s for damn sure: threesomes are some of the best hardcore sex videos that you could ever fucking watch.
I don’t always care for the ones with two dudes nailing a nympho; I’ll still watch them, but they’re not my go-to choice. However, give me two smokeshows taking on one dick, and I’ve already got my lube slathered on, and I’m slipping my tip into a brand new Fleshlight. You’ll find scenes just like that here on PornXP; go check it out, my dudes — your dick will thank you for it. Enjoy, and as always, happy fapping!
