Porno Lab! Not all porn sites are created equal. Maybe this goes without saying, but the disparity in quality from one site to the next can, at times, be comically large. Like when a petite chick gets fucked by a monster cock in a Tiny 4K, Exxxtra Small, or Teens Love Huge Cocks video in which the guy’s dick is bigger than the girl’s whole arm. Plus, with so many porn sites on the web to choose from, it can be grueling work to figure out which ones are worth visiting and which ones are a waste of time (and jizz).
Well, that’s why I’m here. To help you discern the piece of shit sites from the cream of the crop (for the cream of your cock). Sure, there are all the go-to sites that are well known and have stellar reputations, but sometimes you need something a little different. It’s the same reason you would cheat on your wife in a heartbeat if a pretty young thing came into your room right now and offered up her tight little asshole. That is the power of The Strange.
Porn is not about monogamy. Far from it. So, it would stand to reason that you wouldn’t want to be in a monogamous relationship with any porn site, right? Why would you go to Red Tube or Porn Hub every single day when there are millions of other options out there for you to choose from? It just doesn’t make sense.
Plus, although Red Tube and Porn Hub are both great sites in their own regard, they definitely also have some major drawbacks. For one, these bigger, better-known sites tend to be riddled in ads (interrupting your porn viewing experience, potentially killing your boner). Secondly, it can be difficult to try and find a full-length scene on these more popular tubes. The increased exposure makes them more susceptible to copyright concerns.
Luckily for us, there are plenty of other porn tube sites on the web to choose from. Some of which, obviously, are much better than others. Occasionally, though, you come across the elusive free porn tube that is well-designed, has tons of full-length content, and doesn’t bug you with millions of ads.
Welcome to the Lab
Speaking of such sites, today we’ll be taking a look at pornolab.su. Porno Lab used to go by a different name called "pornohub.su". One that will probably feel pretty familiar. Just recently, Porno Lab switched domain names from Porno Hub, for reasons that I’m sure even you can figure out on your own. I’m not sure if they got hit with a cease and desist, had to spend some time in court, or what. Maybe it was just to avoid confusion. Who knows. Either way, Porno Lab’s site banner still reads “Porno Hub,” even though their URL has changed.
From the moment your browser loads Porno Lab’s home page, I think you’ll be impressed with the site design. It actually resembles something more akin to a premium pay site’s members page than a free porn tube. You’ve got the aforementioned banner/menu bar up at the top of the site, then you have two large thumbnails of featured recent uploads. Below those is where you will find the smaller thumbnails of the site proper, the “latest videos” sections, with even smaller thumbnails in a section underneath them to represent the different channels that Porno Lab has to offer.
The channels are split up by studio, as opposed to by category like you might find on other, similar porn tube sites, and they should be pretty familiar to you. You’ll find channels like Big Tits at Work, Reality Kings, Kink.com, Mike’s Apartment, and Brazzers. In fact, Porno Lab seems to have a pretty big hard-on for Brazzers in general, seeing as a majority of the videos I saw while clicking through this site were produced by the behemoth of the adult entertainment industry.
Going back up to the top of the page to the site menu, you will find a search bar (collapsed until you click on it), allowing you to type in whatever depraved shit you can cook up in that hollow little skull of yours. Then, immediately to the right (reaffirming my point about Porno Lab’s playing favorites), there is a tab dedicated solely to Brazzers (a drop-down menu allows you convenient access to all of the different Brazzers channels).
All of this special attention kind of makes you think that Porno Lab might have some sort of backdoor deals going on with Brazzers. Also, sidenote: Brazzers, if you’re reading this, feel free to steal “Backdoor Deal” for your next office-themed anal scene; it’s all yours … I won’t even charge you.
Porn Star Index Needs Work
Continuing right on down the line of tabs in Porno Lab’s menu bar, you’ll find Saved for Later, Porn Stars, Channels, Categories, and Login. Clicking on Porn Stars will bring you to a nicely organized index of the beautiful women of porn, in which you can browse by letter (first name). You can also choose how the results appear, either in a large thumbnail list, a medium thumbnail list, or a gallery of smaller thumbnails. To the right, you’ll find the top-rated porn stars of the site, as well as a search bar if you’re looking for one girl in particular and you don’t want to be bothered to browse through the letters.
Once you find your girl, click on her to be brought to her profile page, on which you will be able to see her stats (hair color, body type, tits type / size, pussy typed [shaved, trimmed, innie / outie], birthday, place of birth, measurements, etc.), a brief bio, how many users have “liked” her, and how many videos of hers are available on Porno Lab.
My only gripes with the porn star pages are the following: the girl’s profile does not contain a comprehensive list of all the videos available of her on the site, and there are way too many girls listed of whom they have zero videos on Porno Lab. These girls also seldom have info and stats listed for them. Okay, sure, I understand the value of offering an index of porn stars, whatever. But either add more videos so that there aren’t such glaring gaps in content or provide more info for the girls you don’t have videos of. You know what I mean?
Few Features, Less Engagement
Porno Lab also offers some community features for registered users. Emphasis on the word “some.” Actually, emphasis on the word “community” too, seeing as there doesn’t seem to be much user-engagement on the site. First of all, they do allow you to react to videos (either with a thumbs-up or a poop emoji), but not many videos have ratings. In fact, not many videos have many views either. This means that of the relatively few people who do frequent Porno Lab, an even smaller subset of them ever register as users.
This is probably because other than voting on videos, saving for later, and subscribing to channels, there isn’t much you can do on the site. There is not even a comments section for videos. Although interactivity is not a necessary feature to a good porn site, it does seem to be becoming more and more expected thanks to the popularity of sites like Porn Hub and xHamster.
One more shortcoming of the site: when I visited, a few of the videos were down or contained broken links. I don’t know if this is a particularly common occurrence in the Porno Lab, or if this is just a one-time fluke coincidence of when I viewed the site. Either way, it goes without saying, if absolutely nothing else, a porn site needs to, well, provide porn.
The Lab Redeems Itself
There are some things, though, that I really love about Porno Lab. Namely, the fact that they provide 100% full-length scenes from premium porn pay sites, something that is extremely rare to find on a free porn tube, especially, as I sort of touched upon earlier, on the bigger, more popular sites. It’s always a breath of fresh air to be able to watch entire scenes and not the bullshit, cut-up, excerpted versions that dominate sites like Red Tube.
Secondly, ads are minimal. Anyone who follows my reviews knows how much I fucking loathe advertisements interrupting my porn, so I will always applaud sites that have figured out how to (and have the integrity to) eschew annoying levels of advertising. In Porno Lab, you will never have to wait for a stupid ass ad to play through before you watch a video. Instant gratification is, after all, what it’s all about.
All in all, I think that the Porno Lab is a fine place to visit. I love the full-length scenes, the high-quality videos, and the sexy girls. There are a few things I think they could be doing better, but, hey, nobody’s perfect, right? Well, except for Jynx Maze. She might actually be perfect. Never heard of her? Do yourself a favor and check her out while you’re in the Lab.