Lobster? Really? Is this for real? But why? Why a Lobster? Why not a seagull? Why not a fucking whale? Why the fuck not a sea turtle? Mhm, I probably have too much free time at my disposal today. I am asking myself so many absolutely useless questions. Sometimes, when I have free time like I have today, I'm trying to understand women. What a fuck is wrong with me? Life has been invented for porn, sex, whiskey, clubbing and The Big Bang Theory. Cause Penny is hot! And the little blonde one is hot! So, we were talking about LobsterTube.com, a huge adult platform. It is filled with all sorts of nasty things that involve penetration from behind, from the front, from dicks in the mouth or from dicks in the ass. With teens, matures and all other kinds of females. Great place, bitch ...
The homepage has the categories. The categories have the most popular niches. The niches are hot mom, beauty, quickie, celebrity (I wonder who's that celebrity with the penis in her mouth, set as display image for the category), anus, skinny, amateur, massage, Russian and so many others. The best category I have seen here is the Italian Vintage one. If you don't know the retro Italian porn movies, then you do not know what really good porn means. Italians know it!
Lobster Tube does not offer trailers on the thumbs. This is a bad thing! I hate it! I hate it as much as I hate ads or as much as I fucking hate the Gossip Girl series. How should I make my choices without a preview? Hmm! The platform is not hosting its clips! They are using embed video players taken from other big porn tubes. You need to think of LobsterTube (why the fuck lobster?) like it is a comprehensive catalog of handpicked absolutely drop dead gorgeous adult scenes. Some people are surfing the web, in order to find only the best there is when it comes to videos. Like I do with sites, these guys are doing it with productions, amateur or professional.
Everything works great around here! Not a modern layout, but you don't need one! If this one works as it should, then you should be happy! Click the screenshot and see LobsterTube! Send me your feedback about the domain name! Why do you think they are using this ... lobster shit?