We are so lucky to be alive in this day and age. There has never been a better time for pornoholics like us. This may seem like an obvious observation, but how often do we stop to smell the roses and really appreciate how lucky we are to have millions of porn sites at our disposal whenever we get in the mood.
With the click of a mouse, we have instant gratification and instant masturbation. We’re plugged in, tuned out, and turned on. In no time at all, we can have whatever sick and twisted fantasies we can concoct, playing out right before our eyes. And the best part? A great deal of it is 100% free.
There are literally thousands of porn tube sites available on the web. Tube sites are so great when you need a quick wank. All you have to do is go to a site, find an appealing featured video on the home page, and you’re good to go. In a hurry? No problem! Just go to a porn tube and get to fapping immediately.
Some Sage Advice for the Novice Fapper
Even if you have a little bit of time to spare, tubes are perfect for in-depth browsing as well. Plus, since most tube sites have millions of videos to choose from, your chances of finding the perfect one for your needs are very high. Be careful, though, it can be way too easy to fall down the porn tube rabbit hole.
This has happened to me on more than one occasion. What happens is this: you click on a video, let it play, check out recommended videos, click on a few of them, then they each have a list of related videos, which have a list of related videos of their own.
During this process, maybe you find a hottie you’ve never seen before. Chances are she has a page of her own, linking you to all her videos. So, naturally, you click on a few of those, which all have their own lists of recommended videos to click on … this could go on forever. Next thing you know, it’s been four hours and your cock is starting to chafe.
My advice to you, as a veteran porn viewer and reviewer, don’t be too indecisive; but you don’t necessarily want to settle for the first video that catches your eye either. Be discerning but decisive. I like to give myself a cap of five videos. Once I have five tabs open, I don’t allow myself to open anymore. This forces me to make good choices on what I click on while also reminding me of what I came to the site to do in the first place: cum.
Diversify your Porn-folio
With so many porn tubes out there to choose from, it can be difficult to make a decision. Especially if you’re the kind of fapper who likes to get in and get out (in other words, if you have a life outside of watching porn … I know that some of you don’t. And, frankly, you losers are the ones who need to heed this advice the most). That is why it is always a good idea to have a few go-to porn tube sites. Tubes that are tried and true, that you know always have decent quality videos and are either familiar or intuitively easy to navigate.
Maybe I’m preaching to the choir here. If so, if you do already have a couple default tube sites already up your sleeve, I highly recommend occasionally trying out a new one. There can be a great deal of overlap in terms of content, especially on the bigger name sites like Porn Hub or Red Tube. Having a few lesser known sites in your arsenal can really make a world of difference.
Familiar, Effective Design
And with that, allow me to introduce you to a site called vidz24.com—a great example of a site that isn’t as widely used, but specializes in content that you just aren’t going to find on the big tubes. This becomes clear the moment you land on the home page and see that they feature videos from studios like Blacked Raw and Teen Mega World right on the home page. You would have to dig on a site like Porn Hub in order to find this kind of content (if you are able to find it all).
The first thing I noticed about the site is how familiar it looks. In a good way. Aesthetically speaking, it is definitely nostalgic of Porn Hub with its black background and orange accents. Vidz24 has a slim banner at the top of the page where their logo is featured (less prominently than Porn Hub’s, which I like … I don’t come to porn sites for the branding, after all).
Below their understated logo, you’ll find the site’s navigation menu, which includes buttons for “Home,” “Studios,” “Tags,” “Sex Cams” (which links you to theporndudecams.com … great choice), “The Porn Dude” (this site just keeps getting better and better), and “Free Porn” (which links you to another tube site in the Vidz24 network … there are five others). The site design is pretty straightforward, which I definitely appreciate. Nothing too confusing or sloppy. Plus, they clearly have great taste in links.
Right under the navigation bar the massive archive of porn begins. No delay, no runaround, no bullshit … just porn. That’s what I like to see in a tube site. The videos on the home page are not split up into sections either, as they so often are on similar sites. They appear from newest to oldest, and they span 446 pages, for a grand total of 17,816 videos. That’s a fuck ton of porn.
And the best part is that by the time I finish and publish this review, they will surely have added more to that enormous list. It will be very tempting, I’m sure, to want to explore everything Vidz24 has to offer on your first visit. Resist this urge. Remember: five-tab limit. This site isn’t going anywhere … you’ll have more than enough time to see everything Vidz24 has to offer over multiple visits. Don’t forget to live your lives, you basement dwelling weirdos.
Quality and Quantity: Why Choose?
Not only does Vidz24 offer a shit load of videos to choose from, but they are all HD quality. Plus—and this is my favorite part—they offer full scenes from some of the best studios on the web. I don’t know about you, but, for me, that has always been the biggest downside to porn tubes. Having to sift through hundreds of shortened ten-minute clips or excerpts of hot videos in order to find that one awesome full-length scene from a reputable studio. On Vidz24, though, you needn’t worry about it … all they offer are top-notch, full-length videos, entirely for free.
Nothing is Free
Okay, maybe not entirely for free. There is a price to pay for all of this great content, though it isn’t necessarily a monetary one. Unfortunately (it really saddens me to say this, too, because I love this site so much otherwise), Vidz24 is riddled in ads. If ads were digital herpes, Vidz24 would be suffering from a severe outbreak.
And I’m not just talking about ads in the margins of the pages either (although they do have those too), I’m talking the most annoying popups you can imagine—new tab popups, new window popups, new window popups that open full-screen, popups on nearly every click. Click on a thumbnail (popup); press play on your video (popup); try to use the scroll bar (popup); home button (you get where this is going).
Why spoil a perfectly good porn tube with tons of hard-to-find, full-length content with this bullshit? The fact that the site is so great makes these ads even more annoying than a mediocre site with a shit ton of ads. Vidz24 was so close to being perfect too! It’s a fucking shame. Imagine the the hottest chick you’ve ever seen in your life—awesome tits, firm bubble butt, beautiful DSLs—but then she takes off her shirt and her nice perky tits are covered in hair. That’s what Vidz24’s use of ads is like.
Overall, I love that Vidz24 has different content than you are likely to find on the usual go-to porn tube sites. I love that they offer full scenes and none of that here’s ten seconds of a blowjob, here’s fifteen seconds of anal, here’s a cum shot bullshit. I love the site’s design, familiarity, and ease of use. But I fucking hate the ads. Whatever happened to web etiquette?
Vidz24, if you’re reading this, please do us all a favor (as well as yourself) and drop the ads! I will bookmark your page, make Vidz24 my default tube site of choice, and tell all my friends to use you’re your site over Porn Hub if you do. They can’t be making you that much additional money.