TopEscorts24

Top Escort 24! Whenever people ask a normie about the sex industry and, more particularly, hookers, they tend to imagine a dude curb crawling and looking for a slut who is patrolling the streets and looking for dick. Sure, that shit still happens, but it’s also old school as fuck, and there’s a far more modern way to look for escorts these days.

Sure, there’s a lot of adrenaline to be had from looking for whores to bang on the street, but who can deny the comfort of doing so from your own home and not freezing your ass off on the cold, hard streets? That’s why most hooker-loving kinksters worth their salt tend to look for sex workers online now.

But, just like opting for the wrong kind of red light district on the bad side of town, there are plenty of escort sites that can bring their own kind of dangers. Maybe they catfish you with a picture of a 19-year-old cumslut and instead send a 70-year-old whore to your door. Or, even worse, maybe you’re asked to pay a deposit in advance and don’t get anything when the time comes!

Luckily, though, you don’t have to traverse the world of escort platforms alone because The Porn Dude is here to guide you through it all. Today, I want to bring you balls-deep into an escort platform called Topescorts24.com, and for those of you old enough to remember the old-school days of Backpage hookers, this will be a bit of a trip down memory lane.

What is Topescorts24.com?

Topescorts24.com is a classified escort ads platform that aims to connect you to a string of sex workers all across America. It gives off strong vibes of sites like Backpage and Craigslist that, back in the day, held down the fort when it came to escort classified ads before everything changed.

Every U.S. state is represented on Topescorts24.com, and it promises to throw a wild array of both incall and outcall escort ads your way with photos to go with them. Now, if you’re wondering where to even begin with Topescorts24.com’s array of whores, allow me to bring you face-to-face with some of its sluttiest highlights in the next section.

What Kind of American Escorts Can You Find on Topescorts24.com?

There are some U.S. states that have a wilder reputation for escorts than others, like Nevada and New York, so I took a look at some of the most notorious parts of America to find out what kind of whores Topescorts24.com can bring our way!

● Lindsey the Olive-Skinned Latina Hooker - First off, it’s time to meet Lindsey. This chick is based in Brooklyn, New York, and looks just as hot as some of the world’s more elite-tier Latina pornstars. She has a body to die for and promises to bring you all of that Latina passion that her Colombian country women have become somewhat notorious for. They say the eyes never lie, and Lindsey is rocking the kind of dark and sex-fuelled Latina eyes that can probably keep you up all night long with your cock as hard as iron!

● Nancy is an All-American MILF Who is Fresh Out of a Divorce - Alright, here we go! Next up, meet Nancy; she’s a hot blonde MILF in her mid-forties and is about as all-American as it gets. Now, Nancy has spent the last two decades in a dull marriage and didn’t get anywhere near the kind of hardcore sex her MILF pussy craves. Now she’s divorced her husband, she has found a new lease of life and is getting as much sex as she can handle. She offers everything from overnight meets to bareback sex, and she wants her MILF twat filled with as much cum as you can give her. Just think of all of that pent-up sexual frustration waiting to unleash itself on your dick!

● A Black Baddy With the Kind of Pornstar Skills That Will Drain Your Balls - And next, we have one of the hottest black baddies you’ve ever seen. She has everything a horny man could want, from a massive pair of tits to a huge ass that she isn’t afraid to throw back on a dick. She’s also running a successful OnlyFans page and Pornhub amateurs account, meaning she can bring some legit porn-tier talents to any escort meet she finds herself in. Whether she’s sitting on your face and using your tongue like her own personal sex toy or slamming her big black booty back on your cock, she’ll have your balls drained to the last drop of sperm. A little research also reveals that she has a deep lust for cum and loves having it sprayed all over her slutty little face before smearing any that drips onto her tits deep into her alluring black skin.

The Design of the Platform

Topescorts24.com brings a really simple and somewhat dated design to your screens and begins with a classified ads style list of U.S. states and the various regions within them. At the top, though, is an orange top bar with a white logo spelling out the site’s name with a silhouetted whore standing next to it. You’ll also find a dropdown menu and a button to post your own ad to the site.

Then, when you click on a region of your choice, you’ll see the escort ads laid out in horizontal sets of four. Each one comes with a profile picture, title, and location. When you click on them, you get more detailed stats, escort galleries, and a written description if the sex worker has taken the steps to write one.

What I Like Most About It

The first thing I liked about Topescorts24.com was the retro theme the site uses, as it gives flashbacks to old-school escort sites like Backpage and Craigslist. It’s also somewhat easy to navigate and find the kind of whores you want, aside from a U.S. state filter issue that I’ll cover in the next section.

Another bonus feature of Topescorts24.com is the presence of a search bar that appears when you navigate to the escorts in a specific region. To narrow things down, you can type in stuff like MILF, anal, or creampie and find the kind of escort ads that mention the term in their profile and offer it to their clients.

What I Don’t Like

It’s impossible to deny that a feeble-minded sex fanatic could easily find themselves catfished on Topescorts24.com because there’s a fuck tonne of ads on here that are clearly bullshit. I mean, I saw everything from pixelated images of Russian chicks that look like they’re from the early noughties to an ad of a ‘’Latina slut’’ using a picture of Mia Khalifa to promote herself. What the fuck? Mia’s Lebanese! Get a map, bitch!

You also can’t choose statewide filters to find all sex workers in a particular state. Instead, you have to narrow it down to specific regions of the state and go through it piece by piece. It’s annoying as fuck, man! After all, plenty of folks have cars and can traverse a whole state for some good pussy.

Suggestions I Have For Topescorts24.com

The main thing you can judge an escort platform on is whether the ads are legit or not. While I’m not denying Topescorts24.com does have authentic-looking hooker ads on the platform, it’s impossible to deny that there are blatant fake ads on there, too. Hell, the same ad kept popping up for the same chick regardless of what state’s region I chose. So, yeah, Topescorts24.com needs to do a better job of weeding out the bullshit ads on their site.

And I’m sure I’m not alone in wanting to see all of the escorts in one state at once, so Topescorts24.com also needs to add a function to the site that lets people navigate the escort ads in a state-wide way, rather than forcing them to use the sub-state filters and go through all of the ads via regions.

Conclusion

When I first arrived at Topescorts24.com, I was pretty pleased to see an escort classified ads site that seemed to be paying homage to the days of Craigslist and Backpage. However, when you delve deeper into the site, you can see it starting to come away at the seams.

From an abundance of fake ads that duplicate themselves across multiple states to the inability to navigate the site on a state-wide basis, there are a few things that let Topescorts24.com down, and you quickly start to see it coming apart at the seams. Overall, it’s not an escort platform I’ll be returning to.