It would be way more than an understatement to say that there are a fuck ton of porn sites to choose from on the internet. That does not even come close to depicting the nearly infinite number of porn sites there are in existence. There are so many, in fact, that I could not even hope to give you an estimate. Hundreds of thousands? Millions? Hundreds of millions? Billions? The honest answer is, who the fuck knows?
Not only are there the scores of premium, professional, members-only paysites out there (plus all of their affiliates), such as Brazzers, Reality Kings, Team Skeet, and Naughty America, but there is also the seemingly endless list of porn aggregator sites—those sites that comb the entirety of the internet and then link to as much porn as they can. In addition to the premium paysites and the porn aggregator sites, you also have your cam girl sites, porn game sites, picture archive sites, erotic literature sites, and, of course, your porn tube sites.
Porn tubes, such as Porn Hub, Red Tube, and xHamster, have revolutionized the way in which horny bastards like yourself are able to consume pornographic content on the internet. Porn tubes were a true game changer when they first came out, introducing something of a Robbin Hood approach to porn—take from the rich and give to the poor. In other words, porn tubes have made it possible for the everyman to access the best porn on the web without ever having to pay a single cent. These are truly beautiful times we’re living in.
But with so much porn out there to choose from, how the fuck are we supposed to decide on one site over another? Well, that is what I’m here for, to help you weed out the duds. Let’s face it, not every porn site is created equal; it’s not as simple as click and fap anymore. There are many factors that contribute to a porn site’s glory or downfall. With that in mind, let’s take a look at a site called You Free Porn Tube.
Interesting, Well-Organized Site Design
From the moment that you land on youfreeporntube.net’s home page, you might immediately notice that it does not look like your typical porn tube site. Instead of the usual black background and array of thumbnails to choose from, You Free Porn Tube offers up a randomized, preloaded video at the top of the page, as if you’ve already chosen and clicked on something.
Now, this is a very interesting site design decision and unlike anything I’ve seen before. Not only is it unorthodox, but it seems somewhat risky to me as well. I could see guys either loving or hating this feature. I guess it would probably depend on what video automatically loads on the home page when you visit. I, for one, am not going to be pleased if I visit a porn tube site and am forced to see some transsexual dick sucking, gay butt sex, or some sort of shock porn video.
But, on the other hand, if You Free Porn Tube were to play it safe with this feature (as they should), I could see this as an opportunity … a cool way to discover a new video, a new girl, or maybe even a new studio that I’ve never heard of before. Having said that, though, I will say that in the few times I visited the site, this has not been the case. Yet. They do have shemale content on You Free Porn Tube, by the way, in case that’s your thing.
Speaking of the kinds of content you can expect to find on You Free Porn Tube (and this is potentially my favorite part of the site), all videos are full-length, high quality, premium scenes from the top porn studios in the world. For those of you who have a lot of experience browsing porn tube sites, you know how frustrating it can be to only be able to find primarily excerpted or preview-length videos from the pros.
This is not the case on You Free Porn Tube. From the moment you land on the home page, you can expect to revel in full, uncut scenes from studios such as Bang Bros, Blacked, Mofos, Fake Taxi, 21st Sextury, and Playboy (just to name a few). All videos appear to play in great quality as well. One downside, though, is that, since the embedded media player source of choice for You Free Porn Tube is Open Load, there is no way to adjust the video quality based on your connection. And, as I just said, since the videos default load in what I can only assume to be HD, you’re going to need a pretty strong internet signal to truly enjoy this site.
As far as site design is concerned, it’s not bad. It is organized well. As I mentioned before, on the home page you’ll have a video right under the menu bar at the top of the site. Underneath that video, you will see a gallery of small thumbnails (new videos). To the right of the page are popular videos, categories, tags, and site statistics. I really appreciate the fact that You Free Porn Tube has gone out of their way to provide site statistics in a convenient and easy to find location.
In this box of site stats, you will see the total number of currently online users, total users, total videos, and videos added this week. To give you an idea of the size, community, and currency of the site, there are 24,756 total registered users (0 online when I visited), 41,142 total videos, and 185 added in the last week. So, it’s not the biggest tube site on the web, not by any means, but it’s big enough. Plus, if they add nearly 200 videos per week, I think it’s fair to say you’ll never run out of porn, you fucking fiend.
Some Community Features, Not Many
As far as community features are concerned, you can create a profile, curate playlists, follow other users, and comment on/like or dislike videos. Unfortunately, there does not appear to be many ways to communicate with other members—there is no private messaging component, no ‘wall’ to write on, no way to add friends or share content with followers directly. Although, of course, all of these extra components are far from necessary, they are certainly nice additional features to have fun with.
Plus, why would you half-ass these community features? If you are going to give me the option to create a profile on your site, why wouldn’t you just commit and go all out with it? It might not be necessary for those of you who just want to fap and be done with it, but it is always cool to know that there is the chance, however small it may be, to communicate with someone and potentially turn your chronic porn watching into real fucking.
Raped by Ads
There are, however, a few things about this site that I absolutely fucking hate. The ads, for one, are just obnoxious. They’re fucking everywhere on this site. Almost every click leads to a popup (or a few). There are ads under videos, to the right of videos. There are even ads that play before videos begin. And you can’t even skip them. Your only choice is to sit through the two-minute ad. This is so fucking annoying.
And the worst part about all the ads? You can’t fucking watch any of the videos You Free Porn Tube at all until you disable your ad blocker. This wouldn’t be the hugest deal in the world (it’s fairly common) if only the site wasn’t so god damned riddled in ads. I hate when sites disrupt my fap. And nothing kills my boner faster than advertising.
Many Basic Features Missing
Outside of that, I hate the fact that none of the thumbnails provide previews. When I hover my cursor over a video thumbnail, I expect to see a preview of clips play. Or, at the very least, a slideshow of screenshots. I need to be able to see what positions, angles, and situations I can expect from a video before I commit to clicking into it. I mean, come on, how is this not a standard feature for all porn sites at this point?
Another point of disappointment for me with this site is in the same vein. As I mentioned before, I am not crazy about some of Open Load’s features as an embedded media player. One of my biggest issues with this media player is that I cannot preview what’s to come down the line in the video when I hover my cursor over the scrub bar. Again, this just seems like basic porn site 101 type shit.
All in all, You Free Porn Tube has a great selection of high-quality, full-length, top-tier, professional studio porn. All for free. Well, not exactly for free. You will have to pay a price in the form of obnoxious ads at every click and some missing features of importance. If you can live with these downsides, you will love this site.