BunnyAgent

Despite the name, Bunny Agent isn’t a website for finding the high-end pet rabbit of your dreams. The implications would be weird as hell if I wrote about a platform like that here at ThePornDude, because my whole thing is pointing you guys toward things that’ll help you get your rocks off. To that end, this next joint deals not with furry little mammals, but with human women who are a whole hell of a lot more fuckable. If you’re looking for a cute and cuddly domestic Leporidae, you could always try Petco, or better yet, a psychologist who’s trained in these things.

BunnyAgent.com is, in fact, a global escort directory with listings around the world. The domain’s been around since 2023, but their traffic has really been exploding recently to the tune of hundreds of thousands of monthly visitors. That’s always a good sign for any type of website, but a platform like this absolutely thrives on its userbase. With any luck, those traffic stats would translate to a big-ass selection of women, which should make for a really fucking good time tonight. Who’s with me?

Is She the Bunny Agent?

I have to give BunnyAgent credit for having some of the most unique branding I’ve seen on one of these directories lately. If you’ve checked out my list of Escort Sites here at ThePornDude, you know they often roll with the most basic-ass keyword titles like Euro Girls Escort, TS Escorts and Top Escort Babes. I’m not even talking shit, because these ones all have high rankings on my list, but the names ain’t memorable.

Bunny Agent not only has a better name, but man, I really like their logo, too. It’s got this mysterious erotic vibe that’s heightened by the babe who greets you at the top of the front page. Looking like something straight out of Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut, she stands before a golden curtain wearing black lingerie, a gilded bunny mask, and an inviting look on her face.

Could she be the titular Bunny Agent? I might be a little biased as The Porn Dude, operator of ThePornDude and PornDudeCasting amongst other PornDude-branded websites, but a fun character can do wonders for your brand recognition. Perhaps more important for a site like this, though, are the digits listed beside our sexy, masked hostess.

As of this writing, BunnyAgent.com lists nearly 120,000 escorts around the world. As with similar websites, there’s a breakdown of locations out on the front page, right below the gal in the fapworthy rabbit getup. Click a country or continent and it unfolds, offering up states or regions that unfold further into cities. It looks like they’ve got the best coverage in the US and Canada, but I was impressed by just how many cities are represented around the world.

I took a few quick dives into Bunny Agent’s selection of cities, just to get an overview of what’s available. I found 40 babes working out of San Francisco, to say nothing of the surrounding Bay Area. BunnyAgent lists 160 escorts in Vancouver, more than 500 in Brussels, and what the fuck is this? There are more than 7500 female escorts operating out of Dubai! You know, I hear the most contradictory rumors about that place…

Who’s Fucking Out in the Burbs?

If I have just one immediate complaint about the setup at BunnyAgent.com, it’s just that they don’t have a distance filter. A lot of the better escort directories let you dial in exactly how far you’re willing to travel, which can be a lot more convenient if you live somewhere with a bunch of towns and suburbs all squished together.

Case in point, I’m in the Chicago ‘burbs today. Bunny Agent has over 120 escorts listed in the city itself, but I’ve got to browse the surrounding cities separately. Naperville’s got 18 call girls, Buffalo Grove’s got a couple and Evanston’s only got one, but I wish they were all on the same list.

The setup might slow you down a little, but it shouldn’t stop you; I assume you know the names of all your neighboring towns, right? In either case, escorts aren’t the only thing listed at Bunny Agent. They’ve also got strip club and massage parlor listings, broken up by city like the gals are.

BunnyAgent only lists 4 strip clubs in Chicago, which I know ain’t quite accurate, but it looks like the posts are made by the clubs themselves. Likewise with the 90 erotic massage parlors in the city. As BunnyAgent.com grows, I imagine they’ll have more entrepreneurs and business owners flocking in. The listings are really fucking useful, too, breaking down what all is available and even including some prices. It looks like lap dances are just forty bones a pop at Rick’s Cabaret, and I’d love to get one from the models they have in their promo shot.

Verified Chicks and XXX Pics

BunnyAgent.com has a verification process. Escorts with the Verified badge beside their headshot have submitted their ID, paid up, been reviewed and approved. Keep in mind, you always have to do your own due diligence in this business, and never do anything as stupid as sending money before meeting.

Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be a way to browse only the Verified chicks. The whole site is lacking in filters, so you can’t dial in your favorite body type, hair color, price range, verification status or really anything else. You’ll just have to browse each listing individually.

Escorts can post explicit listings, so I saw a fair number of nudes and even some sex pics as I was perusing the selection. I did feel like I saw fewer specific sex acts listed here than I do on other sites, which can potentially make it harder to find someone willing to do that kinky-ass thing you’re into. They do list prices, though, for both incall and outcall.

Most of the little blurbs didn’t seem like the typical self-promotion pseudo-bios I usually see on these sites, though. They look like AI to me, all vague and similar. As a guy who does words on the internet, I’ve got my own issues with robot writing, but the biggest problem is that it might not be accurate. When in doubt, make sure to ask your potential hookup before hooking up.

They do make that part easy, since you don’t have to register an account to see contact info. Phone numbers are plainly listed near the top of any listing, though I’m a little disappointed they don’t offer alternate contact details, like WhatsApp or Telegram. Those can be preferable for obvious paper-trail reasons.

I found a sexy Latina name Luna with a thick ass doing hour-long sessions for $250, and her semi-nude photos got me all hot and bothered. Her blurb reads as generic as most of the BunnyAgent listings, but her phone number is plainly listed, so I can just ask what exactly she’s down to do tonight.

You know what I’d really love to see on Luna’s profile even more than a list of fetishes and services? I wish more than anything that the platform included customer reviews, which would go a long way in putting me at ease with this evening’s decision. More and more modern escort sites have rolled in the feature, making sites like this feel like they’re behind the times. I don’t like to spend twenty bucks on a phone charger without looking at the reviews, but you want me to drop a couple hundo based on the seller’s word? Well, I guess if I have to…

BunnyAgent.com could use some tweaks, like more filters and a user-review feature, but it’s hard to argue against their extensive spread of escorts, strip clubs and massage parlors around the world. The sheer volume of listings everywhere is easily the site’s strongest asset, because you can pull up a great selection in most major metropolitan areas. I’ve been getting excited about the possibilities ever since I started whipping up this review, and you know what? It’s time to act on that excitement.