FPO.XXX

FPOXXX! I meant to post a review of FPO.XXX a few weeks ago, but I got distracted. Turns out, this ain’t your typical free tube full of short clips to fap your way through on your lunch break. No, I ended up falling down the rabbit hole of twenty-minute stepsister scenes, half-hour interracial BBC encounters and JAV (Japanese Adult Video) adventures running on for hours at a time. I’ve just regained consciousness, and I’ve got an IV hooked up to help replace the fluids I fapped into every sock, Fleshlight and Hot Pocket I own.

FPO.XXX is a free tube where all the movies samples are extra-long. Between the platforms hosting endless volumes of short sample scenes and the modern OnlyFans babes putting out TikTok-style loops, I feel like I rarely see longform adult content outside of the premium joints, but that’s all they stock here. I must not be the only one frustrated by all the quickies everywhere else, because these guys have been getting over 30 million visitors a month lately. That ain’t chump change, so let’s see what all these perverts are shaking their dicks at.

Settle in for a Nice, Long Fap

FPO XXX has been around since 2016, which is no small feat on an internet with at least four million porn sites competing for that top slot on Google. Fans haven’t been coming by for close to a decade for the web design, that’s for sure, because they’ve got the most basic-ass tube presentation. You’ve seen this layout a million times before, only this time it says FPO in the corner.

You might mistake the site for just another Pornhub imitator at first, thanks to the diverse variety of adult content they’re peddling. Just looking at the recent stuff out front, I see gangbangs, ebony granny porn, and a ton of that ever-popular pseudo-incest content where everybody’s only related by marriage. It looks like the site might enjoy a bigger slice of the Indian and Latin porn-viewing demographics, because I see a handful Hindi pornos and Espanol-dubbed vides among the spread of recent drops.

On that note, tagging looks to be pretty weak. I thought they weren’t using tags at all, because they’re not listed, but the search bar was sometimes able to pull up relevant content that didn’t have my keywords in the title. Other times, I got lackluster results that suggested movies were getting lost in the shuffle. There’s no Categories section to flick through either, which is always a bummer.

The scenarios, kinks, costumes and sex acts might not be labeled as well as they could be, but FPO XXX has done a good job cataloging the video whores in their catalog. The Pornstars link in the header brings up a lengthy picture menu of talent, running on and on seemingly forever. There are famous pornstars, rising starlets and fapworthy amateurs everywhere. I reshuffled the stack to show the top-rated girls on the website and I was honestly a little bit surprised by who I found. Jasmine Byrne, Victoria Allure and Toni Lace are in the top row.

I’m not talking shit about these women when I say I don’t typically see them among the top ten on porn sites. I don’t know if their ranking is determined by their visitors or what, but whatever. There are enough famous women that I started seeing some of my favorites as soon as I landed. I even saw a bunch of women who’ve visited on the PornDudeCasting couch, like Slimthic Vic, Madison Wilde, Lily Lou, and Demi Morgan.

What’s on the Menu at FPO XXX?

Seeing those familiar faces got me reminiscing about the good times, so I typed PornDudeCasting into the FPO.XXX search bar. They must be fans of my big head and giant dick around here because I found seven pages of my videos. I’m a little embarrassed to admit how many loads I blew while watching myself on video, and how much time that added to this review.

PornDudeCasting ain’t the only world-famous porn site represented in the catalog. They’ve got quality pornos from some of the biggest names in the business. As I type this up, the front page spread features recent uploads from outfits like Naughty America, SexMex, Bride4K, My Pervy Family and PureTaboo. I wish there was a menu of studios, but they don’t even tag the companies consistently. Most of the ones I mentioned weren’t labeled, but I recognized the logos in the thumbnails.

Quality porn tubes full of big brands often neglect the kinkier material or the deeper niche content, but I could see that wasn’t the case within moments of landing. There are a couple whole episodes from Indian web series out front, which are uncommon on most tubes of this type, as well as some deeply kinky amazon fetish porn with a giant chick humping a tiny little dude. I found content from known fetish brands like Evolve Fights and Kink.com, as well as low-fi BDSM that could have been filmed in your uncle’s basement dungeon.

Just for shits and giggles, I typed BDSM into the FPO XXX search bar. I was already expecting a bigger handful than I’d find on a typical tube, but holy fucking shit, they have 90 pages of whole-ass fetish movies samples. There’s got to be weeks’ worth of domination, humiliation, spanking, hogtying, machine-fucking and all kinds of kinky tomfoolery. I don’t always recommend these kinds of tubes to the kinksters, but it looks like you guys have plenty to keep you occupied.

How I Spent My Whole Damn Afternoon

I had to keep digging to figure out FPO.XXX has 90 pages of BDSM movies samples, because the interface doesn’t make it easy to jump to the bottom of the pile. That also holds true for the Latest Videos section, which means I can’t really give you a full and accurate count of the movies without spending hours clicking the Next button. I do know they’ve got thousands upon thousands of movies samples, though.

I know this for a few reasons. One, because I can spend a few minutes clicking Next and the fuck flicks just keep loading. There’s also the fact that the site’s been around since 2016, and they’re adding hundreds of new movies samples every day. I have no fucking idea how they’re doing it, but I had to jump all the way to page 20 to find movies samples that were added as long ago as yesterday. That’s like 400 movies samples in the last 24 hours!

All of this presents a problem for the professional masturbator, as I explained in my opener. I’ve been jacking off recreationally for a while now, so it’s time to get serious and settle in for my official, professional fap test. I pulled up the very latest movie sample added to the pile, a 40-minute scene from FreakMobMedia. It opens with a big-assed Latina stroking dong from the passenger seat of a jeep before putting it in her mouth. Quality porn tubes sometimes skimp on the resolution, but this looks crisp and beautiful stretched across my whole laptop screen.

There’s no Download button, otherwise I’d probably be inclined to save this one for later. After the blowjob, the camera follows her jiggling ass as she struts around a little. Finding a jacuzzi, she puts on a show, giving me the strongest urge to fill up on cake for lunch. Her costar has exactly the same idea when he shows up. A lot of ass-eating and doggy ensue, and then the gal gets to fill up on sausage. FPO XXX didn’t produce the video or anything, but did give me something to watch it on without having to put any quarters in the machine.

And at the end of the day, that’s exactly why you’re here. FPO.XXX is a massive collection of quality pornography that’s growing at such a ridiculous rate that it feels like they’ve got all the porn in the world. No shit, they’re adding hundreds of long-ass movies samples on the daily, uploading content faster than you could possibly watch it on one screen. If that sounds like a challenge, it’s because it is. Good luck, and try not to hurt yourself.