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Backpage A! For millions of people around the world, America is a place where dreams are made as much as they’re crushed. It’s the so-called ‘’land of opportunity’’ where millions flock to each year in search of the ‘’American Dream.’’ But for those who are passionate about porn? This nation holds a far different allure.

You see, for the latter, the idea of the ‘’American Dream’’ consists of being able to live out the wild lifestyle they see their favorite porn sluts and studs indulging in. Chilling poolside all day long and cooling off with the sweet kiss of a squirting pussy really does sound like paradise on earth, wouldn’t you say?

Hell, just look at the iconic Rocco Siffredi. He went Stateside while barely knowing any English and made a roaring success of himself because he spoke the language of porn and was powered forward by the elite-tier fuck stick swinging between his legs. However, for a lot of folks who take the plunge and head to America in search of living out what they’ve seen in porn, what awaits them is often disappointing.

Why? Because they often don’t know where to fuckin’ go, that’s why! America is a big ass nation that differs dramatically from state to state. So, if you’re going to head over there and bury your cock in as much porn-grade pussy as you can, you need to find the kind of sites that can help you do so. That’s where I come in because today, I’m going to bring you to a site called Backpagea.com.

What is Backpagea.com?

Back in the day, Backpage was an online classified ads site that facilitated more sex between the good folks of America than we can even begin to measure. It was the place where horny fuckers would come, post ads, and hook up for wild sex, and, for many, it was the go-to place where porn-fuelled dreams came to life.

But for reasons that we really don’t have time to go into, Backpage disappeared. Since then, though, we’ve seen a plethora of sites set themselves up and try to pick up where Backpage left off. One of them is Backpagea.com. It’s a site that has every state in the U.S. listed and allows you to find classified ads for everything from auto parts to erotic services. Naturally, it’s the latter we’re going to be looking at today.

What Kind of Ads Can You Find on Backpagea.com?

From adult industry jobs to erotic body rubs and fetish services to ‘’meet and fuck,’’ the adult section of Backpagea.com has some naughty links within it, and I want to take a deep look inside to see what kind of XXX classified ads can be found across America!

● Meet and Fuck - Ah, now here’s a category of classified ads that’s a blast from the past. I fondly remember the days of hopping on Craigslist and taking full advantage of this. It’s the place to come for raw NSA sex, where people aren’t interested in boring-ass dates and would rather cut to the chase and slide balls-deep into some hard fucking.

● Transsexuals - Do you love a woman who has the best of both worlds and knows how to handle a man’s cock better than most ordinary chicks? Well, this is where TS classified ads come in. This is the place where people post ads looking for or offering transsexual encounters of the most sordid kind and where newfound obsessions with she-dick can be uncovered.

● Dom and Fetish - Some people like to come away from a sexual encounter with the smell of fresh cum or pussy on their skin, whereas others prefer the mark of a whip or handcuffs. For the latter, the Dom and Fetish ad section is the place to browse and post ads looking for kinky fun that is best suited to a BDSM dungeon.

● Escorts - Naturally, the ‘’meet and fuck’’ niche of ads is often hard to get results from because it’s something that everyone wants. So, if you have cash burning a hole in your pocket and want to rail some pussy nice and easy, then the escorts section has you covered. This is where chicks come to offer their company for paying dudes, often with some sticky results!

● Body Rubs - But not all escorts are into riding a dude’s dick like Seabiscuit until he pops a load; there are plenty who like to keep it slow and sensual with a nice Nuru body rub, and there’s an entire category dedicated to it on Backpagea.com. If you prefer the warm kiss of oiled-up tits in your back while a horny bitch whispers dirty talk down your ear, the body rub ads are where you need to be active.

You might be sitting there and saying, ‘’What the hell, Porn Dude? I thought you’d be going into the ads themselves rather than the categories?’’ And I hear ya. However, as much as I wanted to, I was unable to do so. Why? Well, keep reading, and you’ll find out the unfortunate answer.

Design of the Platform

Backpagea.com has clearly been inspired by the O.G. Backpage platform and has taken a lot of influence from the latter’s design. It begins with a purple top bar housing the site’s navy blog logo that spells out its name in a stylish font. It’s flanked to the left by a drop-down burger menu and a search bar to the right. You’ll also find buttons to post your own ad up here, too.

After this comes a portfolio of the different ad categories to be found across Backpagea.com. Each one is defined by a dominant category at the top, such as Adult, and is then home to a bullet point list of sub-niches sitting below, such as fetish, escorts, body rubs, strippers and strip clubs, etc.

Towards the bottom of Backpagea.com, you’ll see a footer menu with links to places like the homepage, a place to buy site credits for posting ads, a contact page, and a button to access your site account if you’ve gone ahead and made one already.

What I Like Most About it

In terms of adult ad niches, Backpagea.com has enough sub-genres to keep most people happy. Whether you’re keen to post an ad for a strip club you’ve just opened or want to meet someone for a quick suck n’ fuck, Backpagea.com has carved out the required categories to make it easier for you.

Just like the O.G. Backpage, Backpagea.com has covered a lot of useful ad categories that people will really find useful. Not only can you find adult services on there, but the site also caters to everything from real estate and music to automotive and buying/selling/trading. This means that whether you want someone to professionally polish your trumpet or crave some cock-craving slut to polish the proverbial one sitting between your legs, there are ad spaces to take advantage of. However, it all counts for nothing, as you’ll find out in the next part of the review.

What I Don’t Like

And now it’s time for the big reveal of what makes Backpagea.com utterly shit. There are no damn ads on there! Look, I wasn’t using the site to look for dominatrixes in the ass-end of North Dakota. I searched for classic stuff like escorts in New York City, but I only received blank responses every single time. This site looks functioning on the surface, but it’s totally useless within.

Suggestions I Have for Backpagea.com

What the hell is going on here, man? This site is as bare as a freshly shaven cunt, but it sure as hell doesn’t taste as sweet as one. There’s fuck all inside of Backpagea.com to make it worth using, so my biggest suggestion for the team behind the site is to move their ass and do whatever it takes to get people active on it. Otherwise, this is just a total waste of time and energy.

Conclusion

As someone who remembers the days of the O.G. Backpage pretty well, I was initially excited to see a site like Backpagea.com pop up with the same mission in mind. However, upon venturing deeper inside and seeing this otherwise well-designed platform devoid of pretty much any ads at all, I was reminded that maybe these kinds of platforms have reached their expiry date.

Overall, I can’t recommend Backpagea.com because, well, there’s fuck all inside. It’s a damn shame because, after all, who wouldn’t want to sink balls deep into a hearty collection of ‘’meet and fuck’’ ads or see what kind of horny escorts are offering their wares across America? Maybe Backpagea.com will be able to make this work and get enough people posting ads on there in the coming months, but it seems doubtful.