Intimaly

Intimaly starts differentiating themselves from the other sex toy brands right from the name. Sure, there’s a sense of intimacy baked into every cheapo pocket pussy and knockoff Fleshlight ever made, if only because you’re probably going to be using it in private and putting your dick in it. Even your hand can add a little intimacy when you’re fapping to your favorite starlets, but it still feels very private and personal. Wouldn’t you like to get more directly intimate with those girls on the screen?

The modern era of social media pornography finally lets fans interact with their favorite sex starlets through sites like Instagram and OnlyFans, and Intimaly.com offers yet another way to get just a little closer to your favorite internet models: they make remarkably realistic sex toys modeled after popular online creators. Pornstar replica cooters ain’t a new concept, but as we’ll see in a second here, they ain’t just slapping a name and a headshot on the box are tripling the price around here. Even if you don’t have a favorite influencer, these synthetic fuck holes might be worth a look.

From the Screen to the Palm of Your Hand

The Intimaly website has the kind of visuals I like to see on any site where I’m going to be spending money. It doesn’t look all that different from other online adult marketplaces, but the polished presentation told me right away this wasn’t some fly-by-night operation peddling nonsense. There’s a heavy focus on the creators here, with more pics of them out front than the toys modeled after their private parts.

So let’s talk about those creators. They work with dozens of male, female and trans models from around the internet, with faces you’ll recognize from platforms like Instagram, OnlyFans, Snapchat and YouTube. If you’re feeling a little extra kinky, they’ve even got pocket pussies based on hentai VTubers. I really expected the Intimaly Girls aisle to have way more products than the other sections, just like you find on pretty much every other sex toy website. It looks like they’re making a real effort to cater to all demographics and sexual orientations, though, so you’ll find dozens of fuckable lumps of silicone in each category.

I do wish they included some social media links so we could see more of each model, because frankly, the whole website is a great way for these chicks to get new fans. I’m always looking for new masturbatory gadgets, and these all have fapworthy tie-ins across the internet. If someone catches your eye on Intimaly.com, Google their name and you’re in for a treat.

Some of the creators featured out front include German BDSM beauty Sophie Elodie, whose pocket pussy comes with piercings, and Blinkx, a Twitch streamer with a fantastic Fansly page. Spooky camgirl FatalGoth has her own Intimaly replia, as does the voluptuous Motley Monroe. There’s diversity among every section of the catalog, so you’ve also got your pick of chubby cuties (Pout Princess), ebony gamer girls (Uirigame), and big-dicked trans babes (Bambi Hart).

So Real, You’ll Just Cum

You’ve probably deduced this from what I’ve already told, but Intimaly’s product line ain’t limited to just replica pocket pussies. They also make humpable butts and fuckable cocks. The influencer Mya, for example, has both Ass and Pussy toys available in her image, each of which come with two textured holes for your pleasure. Mya’s name is so short that I had trouble Googling her socials, but man, she’s so cute and sexy in the unboxing video that I might have to put in an order.

Intimaly.com offers free shipping. That’s pretty standard so you probably expected it, but I’m mentioning it now to offset what I’m going to tell you next. My only immediate complaint about the website is that these toys are kind of pricey. You can buy a no-name pocket pussy at your stinky local porn store for considerably less, but it's going to seem like a toy compared to these, um, other toys.

Most of their products run between $150 and $300, but I think they’re worth it for a few reasons. For one thing, these replicas let you feel what your favorite model feels like inside as you’re gawking at their content. The models also get commissions, so you’ll be supporting your favorite creators directly. They don’t get anything if you’re just chafing yourself on an old sock while you’re surfing OnlyFans.

Intimaly’s also making some of the most lifelike toys on the market. This may come as a surprise to some of you, but I’m a bit of a connoisseur with a whole box full of toys, and the realism here absolutely puts the no-name products to shame. Zoom in tight enough on some of those pics and you’d think they were attached to a real human babe, not a fist-sized jiggly thing.

If your favorite OnlyFans chick hasn’t partnered with them yet, or you just ain’t that picky, they’ve got a mystery pocket pussy available for $99. As I’ve said, they’re not the cheapest male masturbators, but I think a hundo is a more than fair price for a fap sleeve of this quality. I’m not just saying that as a guy who got a boner looking at the website, but as a guy who stuck his boner inside one of those realistic fake hoohas.

Starryfawn and Her Amazing Fake Vagina

Have you guys ever heard of Starryfawn yet? She’s a gorgeous, redheaded gamer girl who does much harder content than a lot of her OnlyFans contemporaries. Hell, some of it ain’t even allowed on the big OF, which is why she’s on Fansly and a couple other platforms, too. Starryfawn is also the model for my newest sex toy.

You can look her up on Pornhub if you don’t want to pay for her no-PPV OnlyFans, or you can just see what her pussy looks like via the pics on Intimaly. Theirs is a replica, but it’s pretty fucking close to the real thing.

Direct-to-consumer drop shipping from China has grown popular in the last couple years, and now it sometimes feels like buying anything on the internet is a gamble. I just bought a Raoul Duke jacket for Halloween, and I’m probably not going to wear it because it doesn’t look anything like the pic. On the other hand, I think Starryfawn’s pocket pussy looks even better than the photo. The level of detail is incredible, from the subtle fleshy textures to the shading that I’m sure had to be airbrushed by hand.

The size and weight are perfect, and I really love the curvy little bits on the body of the thing. While it doesn’t feel exactly like any particular part of a woman’s body in your hand, there’s something about it that’s far more inviting and pleasant than a hard plastic shell, a non-descript jiggly cylinder or anything with a grippy, industrial texture. This baby feels great in your palm, and that ain’t the only place.

It doesn’t have the most elaborately textured inner channel I’ve ever experienced, but it’s definitely a couple steps up from the cheaper toys, and it feels fantastic. The little nubs on the lower side of the tube really do it for me. I haven’t tried the anal opening yet, but a quick finger test tells me it’s going to be an even tighter fit. I can’t wait. If you don’t already have a warmer for your sex toys, they’ve got one for $30 and the added realism is worth every penny.

Intimaly.com doesn’t make the cheapest pocket pussies out there, but they do make some of the best. Their products are ostensibly aimed at fans of the creators they’ve partnered with, and they’re a super easy recommendation if you’ve got an internet crush on any of them. That said, the high quality and absurd level of realism puts these masturbatory machines on a top shelf, where I think they’ll appeal to any pervert looking for a serious upgrade from the junk they sell on Amazon. They’re working with new creators and putting out new products all the time, so take a look if you’re in the market or just curious.