Need to Jack off Fast?
If you absolutely need to jack off fast, then you’re certainly not a basement-dwelling neckbeard who lives off a granted salary from either the government or your family and has extreme mental issues as well as a litany of unhealthy habits that ensure you’ll never ever go near a real human vagina. We all know that archetype of computer nerd who is unclean, unshaven, neurotic, unhealthy and the opposite of what women want, and we all know that those people tend to go on porn websites where the options are much more specific and extreme, because they can rarely, if ever, get aroused by a normal porn video containing ‘vanilla-sex’.
Those people definitely don’t need to jack off fast, because masturbating is a significant ritual for them which is responsible for the majority of the pleasure that they receive in life. If you’re someone who doesn’t have a whole lot of time to jack off and is just looking for a quick fap to relieve some stress or get some shut-eye, then you’re definitely someone who will benefit best from SexTVx.com, because this site is all about that fast, in your face porn that’s accessible in just a few seconds…
In Your Face Porn Videos
This website was definitely made for people who lead extremely busy professional lives as well as live with romantic interests together and don’t have the time or space to jack off in peace. The people who were making this website’s layout were definitely thinking “okay, this site’s gonna be for people who need to sneak off into their workplace’s bathroom and squeeze one off before their boss finds out they’re missing”. And this is exactly what Sex TVx is all about, because there’s barely anything you can do on it besides play porn videos – I mean as soon as you enter it, you’re hit with over 50 videos to choose from.
That’s over 50 possibly attractive thumbnails that might just look good enough for you to click on and start fapping away. It’s really an effective method, because it allows you to sift through over 50 possible options instead of other sites like PornHub that show you about 20 videos before forcing you to press on the next page. Here though, you know that your video is really the one for you because you’ve chosen it alongside 50-60 other options, so you’ve definitely deducted it from a lot of candidates to be the one that’s worthy of your precious fap time.
If You Can’t Make Your Pick, Let the Fans pick For You
Even though this site was designed to keep you from falling into the common fapper’s pitfall of video indecision, there’s still plenty of people who might go on this site, be presented with over 50 options and still be indecisive enough to not be able to choose even one. If you’re an indecisive person who spends more time looking for a hot porn video to blast your hot cum to instead of actually masturbating, then you might want to put your trust in the hands of this site’s local community and go on the ‘Popular’ section.
This part of the site contains all the most popular videos that have been viewed by its own visitors – the majority of them have pretty hot, click-worthy thumbnails that could very well capture your attention on sight, so if you do have trouble picking out a video this might just be the place to rid yourself of your troubles and get to fapping.
If you consider yourself a perfectionist as a porn consumer and won’t settle for anything less than 1080p because your sperm cells are that dignified, then you’re just the kind of person that needs to fap on this site’s HD porn section, which contains an extensive database of nothing but – you guessed it, high definition pornography. Every video on this part of the website is guaranteed to be 1080 pixels when it comes to quality, and even better, the video player will still load the video in a normal amount of time because it’s that good. So if you’re ever in need of porn so crystal-clear you can see the sperm cells swimming inside the facial of the girl who just got a load blasted on her face, then look no further than this site’s ‘HD Porn’ section.
Plenty of Options to Choose From
At first glance this site does seem very ‘barebones’ in style, only having the essential navigation options alongside the content without any unnecessary options or bullshit there to distract its users. While this may largely be true, there is a part of this website that does present at least some variety of options which might come in ‘handy’ for those of you who prefer a ‘hands on’ experience while watching your porn. Below any given porn video are the related videos which contain similar categories to it (no tags on this site, only categories) – and below the related videos, are three different categorized sections that contain different kinds of porn.
There’s the classic ‘categories’ section, which contains most of this site’s most popular categories (there’s a whole standalone category section as well). There’s also the ‘Pornstars’ section, which contains a list of the site’s most popular or featured pornstars (there’s also a standalone pornstar section on this site too). And last but not least, there’s the very special ‘Studios’ section, which seems to only appear on this part of the site. The studios' section is special in my opinion because rarely does a porn website categorize its content via the studios that produced it – you have studios like ‘PerfectGonzo’, ‘NastyDollars’, ‘FetishHitsGallery’ & other admittedly lesser-known studios here which can all be viewed. Most of the studios are admittedly ones with money-oriented themes which involve a guy paying a ‘random girl’ to fuck him, but there are some more unique and interesting ones too.
Pick your Virtual Girl for your Fap Session
Ah yes, where would internet porn be without sites that have sections dedicated to pornstars. Let me tell you a little fact: A lot of people who frequently masturbate to internet porn tend to develop virtual obsessions/’crushes’ on a certain pornstar that tickles their fancy (maybe she subconsciously reminds them of their mother, or perhaps looks like an ex), and experienced porn site moderators and experts like myself are aware of this. This is why literally every functioning porn website has its own dedicated pornstar section which contains all the models that are featured in its content, so that the users can find their virtual crush and fap to her in order to get that extra boost of dopamine when blowing their load.
This site’s pornstar section is your standard A-Z pornstar list which includes individual profiles of every girl that contain all the videos she’s featured in. The only way to filter the models on this site is by searching for them via the first letter of their name, so if you were hoping to develop a virtual crush by searching for a pornstar with black raven hair, D-size bra and blue eyes, you’re out of luck because those look-based options are absent here.
More Categories than You have Sperm Cells
I’m quite impressed with the large number of categories on this website because I honestly wasn’t expecting it to have any more than a hundred or so, judging by the kinds of videos that were popping up in ‘Most Recent’ and ‘Popular’. There are hundreds of different categories on this website which have quite the range when it comes to sexual intensity – there’s the standard blowjob, cumshot, MILF, doggystyle, blonde and other shit like that, but there’s also some more hardcore themes and genres like ‘Whip’, ‘Urine’, ‘Transgirl’, ‘Saggy’ and other, more ‘out there’ categories that would definitely be appreciated by someone whose into more alternative and bizarre pornography.
Best of Week/Best of Month
Just like the ‘Popular’ section of this site, there’s a ‘Best of Week’ & ‘Best of Month’ section on this website which contains, well, the best videos of the week and month judging by their views and overall reception. This is just another section where you can find some quality, fap-worthy videos that are sure to cut down your browsing time in half and finally let you fap to some good shit.