AdultRepDao

Adult Rep Dao ain’t the typical kind of site I review around here at ThePornDude. Sure, it’s got “Adult” in the title, so you know it’s aimed at the same horny demographics I usually encounter. This ain’t another free tube or paysite, though. It’s a sex toy store, but it ain’t even the usual selection of common dick-strokers, love dolls and vibrators you find lining the shelves on other sites. Still, you may have seen some of their big sellers, especially if you like seeing women getting banged by cold, hard, mechanical contraptions.

Do you see what I’m getting at? AdultRepDao.com is a high-end sex toy shop specializing in fuck machines. The company has been making the gizmos since 2013 and making a name for themselves for just as long. These days, their website is getting close to 20,000 visitors a month, which ain’t chump change. A site like this is going to get a lot of curious window shoppers, but they wouldn’t have stuck around this long if they weren’t moving a shitload of units. Let’s see what all they’ve got to offer, shall we?

Ever Wanted to Get Fucked by a Robot?

Despite the unusual array of adult toys, the Adult Rep Dao website will look familiar for a couple reasons. For one thing, it’s running on your standard WordPress software, which you’ve seen a million times even if you don’t realize it. I’ve talked about it a lot over at PornWebmasters since it’s such an easy way to set up a website, pornographic or not.

Many of the products sliding by at the top of the screen will seem familiar, too. They’ve got the fake dicks attached to thrusting black boxes that you imagined as soon as I said Sex Machines, and a few realistic love dolls. They’ve got 16 premium love dolls in the catalog, starting at just over $700. The selection ain’t bad, but honestly, I’d recommend a dedicated sex doll shop if you’re in the market, and I’ve got a big list of them here at ThePornDude.

What really caught my eye at AdultRepDao, though, were the products I haven’t seen before. I say this as a certified pervert, a traveler of the internet’s sleaziest corners, and the world’s most respected connoisseur of adult content: these guys sell some truly freaky, beautiful, and downright intimidating fuck machines. I’ve reviewed other sites with similar machinery, at least in function, but the engineers at AdultRepDao are some seriously groundbreaking perverts.

Case in point: one of the featured products right now is a little something called the Roussan Wearable Thrusting Sex Machine with Cordless Remote Control. The bulk of the contraption is a big black box that straps to your ass with a band around your waist, from which protrudes a dildo on a lever attached to a motor in the box. You can guess what the remote control does. It can also strap to a chair for a different angle of approach.

Free Shipping, Free Toys and Other Perks

The younger perverts in the audience don’t remember the hassle of ordering shit by mail in the days before everything was on the internet. AdultRepDao.com ain’t exactly Amazon Prime, but they do offer free worldwide shipping on orders over $150. Considering the premium nature of their products, that’s going to be basically every order unless you just need a new connector or something. I couldn’t find any info on what country Adult Rep Dao ships out of, but most customers will get their goods within a week.

As I type up this review, they’re also offering a nice discount coupon for any order over $100. Again, that’s going to be most orders. This is one of those baked-in discounts that almost everyone should get, and the one small catch is that you’ve got to remember the coupon code. They’ve got a quick, easy link in the AdultRepDao.com header, so don’t forget to see what you’re eligible for. Right now, you get $20 off orders of at least $100, and up to a hundo off bigger purchases.

Oh, and is your birthday coming up? AdultRepDao will give you 5% off orders placed within 7 days of your special day. I don’t usually get excited over 5%, but I’m not usually reviewing sites full of such pricey machinery. If you’re looking to maximize the bang for your buck, time your orders appropriately.

Not to beat you over the head with the perks, but you can also score free sex toys just by spreading the word about your Adult Rep Dao experience. You don’t have to show your face, and they accept posts on damn near any social media site. They’re pretty vague about what kind of freebie they’ll hook you up with, but hey, free is free. “If you have purchased a sex machine from us and want one free toy on the house, all you need to do is read our rules here.”

Adult Rep Dao’s policy on returns and refunds is a little more generous than most sex toy shops, since you’ve got 30 days to decide whether or not you’re satisfied or if you want your money back. That said, they’ve got the same basic rules as anywhere else. You can’t send back anything that’s been inside of you, or that you’ve put your dick inside of. This ain’t Taco Bell, my dudes. Have a little fucking class.

Let’s Talk About Those Fucksaw Adapters

One of big links in the AdultRepDao header points to their section of Fucksaw Adapters. This is another one of the company’s offerings that surprised even my jaded ass, because I had no idea what I was in for as I clicked the link. The video that greeted me opened with a Warning screen saying it was for entertainment purposes only, and I assume full responsibility for my own actions. Already, I liked where it was heading.

Turns out, those Fucksaw Adapters are basically dildos that attach to literal power tools. The reasons for the disclaimer are immediately apparent from the early moments of the demonstration video, which also feature instructions like “Use speed controller to make sure it won’t stroke too fast!” I have to wonder if the silicone torso getting boned into jiggling oblivion as a demonstration is stronger or weaker than real, human flesh. Well, there’s one surefire way to find out for sure, right? (Just kidding. I think their disclaimer is good and valid.)

Whether you opt for a Fucksaw Adapter or one of the more “traditional” sex machines, AdultRepDao.com offers a nice, wide array of attachments to get mechanically fucked by. Any kind of specialty product can get expensive in a hurry, which is one of the reasons I was pleasantly surprised to see realistic fake dingdong attachments starting at just under thirty bones. At the other end of the spectrum, their 12.6” Huge Super Soft Realistic Vein Texture Silicone Dildo for Lustti Sex Machines will set you back a couple hundo.

Honestly, though, I’m not sure Adult Rep Dao is really the shop for the most budget-oriented consumers. They make similar points out on the front page, where they explain that you often end up paying double for the cheaper units out there because they end up breaking. The cheapest sex machines on AdultRepDao are a little over $300, but you get what you pay for. Anyway, who wants a robot’s fake dick breaking off inside of them?

Mechanical fuck machines are still a deep enough niche that you don’t have many options if you’re in the market for one. AdultRepDao.com is one of the better choices out there, with their range of oft unique and deeply freaky sex machines. They’re not the cheapest sex toy store in the world, but they ain’t aiming their products at the cheapskates and the bums of the world. I’d put this one at the top of your list if you’re a content creator or just a true enthusiast looking for a robotic lover who will deliver consistently hard fucks, and who ain’t shy about paying for a good one.